It's the Name That Weird Invention! contest. Steven M. Johnson comes up with all sorts of crazy ideas for the Museum of Possibilities. Can you come up with a name for this one? Commenters suggesting the funniest and cleverest names will win a free T-shirt from the NeatoShop.
Contest rules: one entry per comment, though you can enter as many as you like. Please make a selection of the T-shirt you want (may we suggest the Science T-shirt, Funny T-shirt, and Artist-designed T-shirt categories?) alongside your entry. If you don't select a shirt, then you forfeit the prize. Good luck!
Update: We have winners! First place goes to amanderpanderer, who called it "Petal Stool...you know, for putting women up on." Ha! Second place to Mysfyt for "The Sit and Stay-Man. (Petal Powered)." Both win t-shirts from the NeatoShop!
More Awesome Than A Double Rainbow - Black - XL
L Men's Neatoramabot shirt. :D
this t-shirt please! http://www.neatoshop.com/product/Pirate-Bear
Velociraptor Men's S
Velociraptor Men's S
rose-a-cushion
love lifts all
ladies fit t-shirt medium
Bloody Heart, XL, Pink
Velociraptor Men's S
Velociraptor Men's S
Velociraptor Men's S
"love lifts all things"
Twaggies Logo, Ladies Fit, M, Ash Grey
Mmm ... Pi, Men's, S, Navy
Velociraptor Men's S
All Your Base XL please.
(er, it's supposed to sound like Rosicrucian...mehhh)
i rpn heart, navy, xl
t-shirt - poorly punctuated equilibrium
By any other name would smell as sweet...
Ummm... best not to go smelling this one though.
It's pollinated by bee-hinds.
Velociraptor Men's S (My son loves Dinosaurs)
Velociraptor Men's S
Love Machine, Black, Large
i rpn heart, navy, xl
(sepal is the bottom part of flower)
I would like the unicorn poop t-shirt for my brilliant comment. http://www.neatoshop.com/product/Unicorn-Poop
Ladies Large plz.
"Hip Hip Array" men's XL
funny tee shirt
L
(recumbent bloom)
science shirt L
(little shop of horrors lounge collection)
M-welcome to the gong show
Diagonally parked in a parallel universe (med)
Velociraptor T, Black, Men's S
Velociraptor T, Black, Men's S
Writers Do It shirt, natural, 2xl
My new name submission:
The Rosy Butt Cozy.
Writers Do It shirt, natural, 2xl
Ladie's Black S Velocirator
(Petal Powered)
I'm No Cupcake, 2XL, Natural
(Petal Powered)
I'm No Cupcake, 2XL, Natural
Schroedinger's Cat: Medium
i rpn heart, navy, xl