It's the Name That Weird Invention! contest. Steven M. Johnson comes up with all sorts of crazy ideas for the Museum of Possibilities. Can you come up with a name for this one? Commenters suggesting the funniest and cleverest names will win a free T-shirt from the NeatoShop.
Contest rules: one entry per comment, though you can enter as many as you like. Please make a selection of the T-shirt you want (may we suggest the Science T-shirt, Funny T-shirt, and Artist-designed T-shirt categories?) alongside your entry. If you don't select a shirt, then you forfeit the prize. Good luck!
Update: We have winners! First place goes to amanderpanderer, who called it "Petal Stool...you know, for putting women up on." Ha! Second place to Mysfyt for "The Sit and Stay-Man. (Petal Powered)." Both win t-shirts from the NeatoShop!