Paris Hilton celebrated her 30th birthday with a party last week. Los Angeles musician Paz crashed the party and made off with one of the cakes
that wasn't eaten. Many doubted his account, but the baker
later confirmed the theft. Hilton never mentioned the theft, but the bakery wanted to know what Paz thought of the cake
. Now we have the rest of the story: what happened to the cake.
"I regret that I have but 3 tiers of frosted red velvet to give for my country," spoke the doomed confection.Link
And with that, he was carved into 125 delicious slices, and served to the homeless of downtown Los Angeles on white paper plates.
For those who cannot access Facebook, here are screenshots of the beginning
of the story.
I thought conducting this kind of biological experiment on humans had been outlawed by the Geneva Convention years ago.