It's time for the Name That Weird Invention! contest. Steven M. Johnson comes up with all sorts of crazy ideas in his Museum of Possibilities posts. What inspiration does this scene suggest to you? The commenters suggesting the funniest and wittiest names will win a free T-shirt from the NeatoShop. Let your imagination run wild, and good luck!
Update: We have winners! A t-shirt goes to Skribbler, who won first place with the entry "Soil-ent Whites". The second place name was "Grampers" from joe satari, who did not select a shirt.