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I think it could be a device for storing fischerman`s hooks and or leaders ... (even thoug i can not see any wear aused by a fishing line)

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dental braces for vampire fangs? wherein the prongs can be bend around each fang to stabilize it..

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a golf tee for hard surfaces, it may stand on 4 feet and hold the ball with the other 4 feet....

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it's a tool used for setting jewels

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I believe it is a antique door lock mechanism.
Craig Clayton

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A spaghetti fork upgrade for Daleks.

Type bike, M.

Going on a hunch but it could be a bobbin winder. Just a hunch.

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something a fisherman may connect to his fishing line..

for attaching a bait?

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A stand for placing freshly painted or enameled goods for drying...

(even thoug i can not see any paint or enamel on the device)

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I think its an old fashioned Pizze Pressure Tray. Stops your yummy pizza from being squished!

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It's a quarter. They're usually worth around 25 cents.

I think its an old fashioned Pizze Pressure Tray. Stops your yummy pizza from being squished!

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Actually Bill's answer made my day.... :-))

A small differential for a model car.

Sexy Blogger, ladies S.

This is the original form of a tool now made of plastic that you place in the center of a pizza in preparation for delivery. Because pizza boxes have a wide surface area, there is a risk of something crushing the box down onto the pizza which can damage the enjoyment of eating it. Delivering mushed pizzas can also hurt the pizza companies image. I believe this dates back to the latter half of the 19th century.

A really bad model of a giraffe?

@Cera: They would have to be really tiny Daleks eating angel hair pasta.

A really mean projectile for a muzzle loader gun?

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Around the turn of the century, a strange attraction was popular for an extremely short time: Mouse Circuses. These were created because of the flea shortage of 1908. Small circus acts were taught to mice. Mice arialists, high wire and slack wire walkers, diving mice, mice shot out of a tiny cannon, and most popular, the mouse strong man act. This is the barbell from that act, without the weights attached. Surprisingly, the demise of the mouse circus was not due to the arrival of cheap foreign fleas starting in 1910, but because of the "mouse doping" scandal of 1909, where it was discovered that many of the mice were using steroids. Every word is true. Except the ones that aren't.
"Oh no, it was Rocket Science" L, please

It's for making the four button holes in a button.

Geometry is for Squares, Light blue, L

It could be a die-cast axle off an old toy. The tires could have been rubber and pressed on to the prongs at the ends.

It's a key for replacing cleats in sport shoes, i.e. golf cleats. The replaceable cleats have two or four 'female' notches to receive the prongs from the key and they are screwed into place.

"Shave/Rock" (M) chocolate

Albert Einstein's hair curlers... unfortunately they tended to make his hair more messy than stylishly curled.

Geometry is for Squares, Light Blue, L

Part of a vending machine.

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It is a well used 'Plunge-Fork' for eating live eels. Its a bit of a acquired taste, but in Mibelsten Wisconson they still hold the 'Ael festivel' with four metric tonnes of eels being consumed by local and visitors. Mibelsten is also famous for being the setting for several urban legends about insane townsfolk killing travelers and satanic rituals. It doesn't appear on maps, but you can find it by asking around.

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Simply, its a Q-tip for robots

"I find your lack of mask disturbing", Black, M

Its a retro titty twister

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It is a tool for screwing in and unscrewing the spikes in a golf shoe. For metal spikes, not the current plastic ones in use now.

It's IKEA's most recent attempt at a screwdriver.

It is a Tweet adjuster.

It is a eardrum cleaner. Without the soft comfort of cotton......

med, black, I wanna be a nonconformist......

I thik it could be the doohickey to be layed on the floor, for hurting parents stepping on it, before they invented these colorful interlocking plastic LEGO bricks...

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It's a victorian ear stud. Now naturally one would have to keep such radical appearance secret so they would tuck it under their powdered wigs when going out in public or to a fancy occassion.

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An ancient tool for making those holes in the middle of a Ritz cracker.

med...natural.....cold hearted, but I look sweet.

That is a belly button lint remover. Guaranteed to remove any fuzz or foreign object from your used-to-orifice.

ROFLSHMSFOAIDMT
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A coupling device of some sort.

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A hand bobbin winder

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Nostril spreader.

"Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition! Our chief weapon is this.... er... we're not quite sure what it is but we're PRETTY sure it will hurt! Haha!"

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A dual ended tatting machine

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Back in the day, when there were no watches,they had portable Sun Dial. The Sun dial was crafted so you can balance it on the palm of your hand; it incorporates cardinal directions(little studs on the side),numbers that are located beneath the top part, and little metal legs that cast a perfect shadow on your hand.
Don't want to be late for the party !!!

Run Ewok Run!, M , Serene Green

It's a type of knitting jig for knitting small tubes, especially the fingers of gloves.

Look Out Schroedinger's Cat, It's a Trap! in 2xl if I'm right. A large air of nothingness if I am wrong. :D

If I had to guess, which I do, it is an errant anal bead extractor.

It is one of the earliest I.U.D. birth control products. It's only drawback was the metal corroded after a few months!

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It´s obviously a cappuccino creamer for pirates. Remember Dustin Hoffman in Hook? He could take off his hook an place some other attachment instead of it.

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An erarly version of a "Jack" for the game of "ball and jacks" before the final version has been developed..

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This was used to attach small notes to pigeons legs.

How about a film winding spindle off a strange old camera.

A clip-on-antenna for the newest iphone
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it is for winding electric motors
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Double ended corn on the cob holder
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