Emergency Inflatable Brain

Oh, this will end well ... I'm sure of it.

I have a friend that I could put into a coma with this service. She is so frightened of clowns she can barely go to a McDonalds.

If we lived in Switzerland and I really wanted to kill my husband, all I would have to do is order this service! He would drop dead of a heart attack on the spot. I think "It" kind of blew it for our generation and clowns.
I'm not frightened of clowns, but I find this incredibly creepy.

:S

Erm. Sounds like he's gonna have a fun time in jail and/or hospital.

Ok, this is just for fun, since I'm logged in as someone I find quite annoying. Why do you hate America, or is it Americans?... and "we don't eat 'bacon' here"??? WTF, your opinion is like your a**hole, no one wants to hear it.
I enjoy Neatorama, I know everyone can comment as they feel fit about the content of an article, but what is the cause of Max Powers' blatant anti-Americanism???
Yours truly. (not) Max Power

I see Neatorama is once again experiencing commenter identity crisis.

As per the clown... it sounds like it borders on harassment.

Dear #5,

yes, it's true, we do not eat bacon around here. As much as I would like to decline that sentence to something that is more suitable of your opinionism, I think it would be easier if you just bought a machine gun and showed the world your outrage about the sheer existence of people who, to cut this short and execute a nicely cynical change in style, weigh less than 500 pounds.

Yours faithfully,

Max Power