Name That Weird Invention!

It's time for another round of the Name That Weird Invention! contest. Steven M. Johnson comes up with all sorts of wacky inventions in his weekly Museum of Possibilities posts. Can you come up with a name for this one? The commenter suggesting the funniest and wittiest name win a free T-shirt from the NeatoShop.

Contest rules: one entry per comment, though you can enter as many as you'd like. Please make a selection of the T-shirt you want (may we suggest the Science T-shirt, Funny T-shirt, and Artist-designed T-shirt categories?) alongside your entry. If you don't select a shirt, then you forfeit the prize. Have fun with this one!

Update: Congratulations to noah, who suggested Club-Foot "Combine with Racquet-Bangles and Mallet-Trousers to be the ultimate 'One Man Country Club'" and to Caroline who called this Caddidas! Both win t-shirts from the NeatoShop. Stay tuned for another contest coming soon!

Mulligan's Loafers, the Cheater's Cletes
"Because losing a ball shouldn't mean losing a stroke ;)"


"Golfer's caddy for the lazy and/or bipalegic!"

Neatoramabot XL
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Duffers Club Cleats-who needs to carry a golf bag with clubs & balls when you've got your ball holder in one shoe and putter and iron on the other.

ORLY Ladies L Chocolate
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