In the Contiguous United States, You're Never More Than 115 Miles away from a McDonald's

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"mcfarthest spot" <- haha

Ba-ba ba ba ba, I'm barfing it.
(Ugh. McDonald's gives me the shits.)

and you're never more than 115 miles away from some fata** American as well.

More like not more than 115 feet from some fata** American.

Why are people so hateful? Is it jealousy?

Yes I'm jealous of your FAT and your trailer parks full of meth labs.

Ever been to Vegas? There is quite literally a Mcdonald's every quarter to half mile on the strip. You can use them as distance markers.

This is what a mainstream public education has done to all of us-to love uniformity and consistancy,even if its crappy.

Might as well rename the country the United States of McDonald's.

Such fine dining where you eat from a tray covered in a piece of paper with your fingers.

Camacho for president.

Don't know why people try insulting Americans over fast food. Every country I've ever visited has fast food of some kind, even if it's not national chains of them.

Many people I know have found themselves in far away places, unable to stomach the local food (food poisoning, etc) and have seen a McDonald's and known they had found at least one meal they would eat with no worry.

Heck, even the Romans loved fast food. We didn't invent it.

As for fat Americans, well, why does that bother YOU, someone who is not American and, I suppose, not fat? It's our problem. And if you think being fat makes you somehow inferior, I'd like to hear your reasoning as to why that is so.

Wow. I'm not American, not fat, and I don't operate a meth lab in a trailer park.

I'm just not bitter or hateful towards the USA.

Go figure.

Thankfully in Canada we have more Subways than McDonald's. And you're never more than 5 steps from a Tim Horton's! Mmmmmm.

I am American, and I hate McDonalds. And fat people are inferior because they lack such a basic amount of self respect that they don't even bother to put better food than McDonald's in themselves.