When I decide to take in a movie at the theater, it's a sort of Golden Rule of mine to get there at least twenty minutes before showtime. This is mostly in order to secure a good seat, but there's also the pre-show reel to watch. This usually consists of behind-the-scenes style promos for upcoming movies/shows. Afterwards, the reel shows everyone who didn't watch it what they missed.
College Humor devised a version of that summary for the theater crowd, itself.
(Warning: Mild NSFW language)
via Cinematical.
College Humor devised a version of that summary for the theater crowd, itself.
(Warning: Mild NSFW language)
via Cinematical.
(barely chuckled to myself)
No. I will not move done. I was here thirty minutes early to get these exact seats.
And dammit, they missed out on the opportunity to parody the actual preshow nonsense.
But it never fails, we ALWAYS end up sitting in front of people who can't shut the hell up, and behind someone who MUST check their cellphone every 5mins during the movie, so the glare of their phone shines right in to our face.