Amazing Staircase Design

Ted, you can clean it by sending a kid down the slide wearing a fuzzy sweater.

There are not enough handrails in that post. My vertigo would kill me. :p

I ain't cleaning it.

Some old houses have slides next to the stairs but when I was a kid they weren't slippery enough or steep enough to be very good slides!! I would stop sliding about a third of the way down. Maybe they were good for sliding laundry and stuff downstairs. We'd trudge up the slides though..