Translation Party

The first thing that came to mind was "all work and no play makes Jack a dull boy." try it, it's creepy.

The loop detection is weak, try it with "The price of liberty is, always has been, and always will be blood." and you'll see.

Pure: http://translationparty.com/tp/#223386

Oops. Forgot the capitalization of "Mr.":

http://translationparty.com/tp/#226136

My name is Tim. If a tree falls in the forest and no one is there to hear it, does it make any noise? I am a teacher who likes to drive a scooter.

Crap, I thought I was entering text into the translator!

I tried "todays favorite letter is the letter h" and ended up with "Shape, like a string today." haha

The Japanese simply means
"Mind and body are weak."

"How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?"

If the timber wood lumber and timber? ?

"How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?"

? Wood and timber wood timber?

Awesome.

Oscar Wilde's "there is only one thing in the world worse than being talked about, and that is not being talked about," becomes "Burt, I said world."

Dickens' "‘Tis a far, far better thing that I do, than I have ever done; it is a far, far better rest that I go to than I have ever known," becomes "'So far, I still Tis, I left all good."

http://translationparty.com/tp/#263424

Brilliant :D

Why a foreign language? English is bad enough.

When I was in the states, many years ago, with my German girlfriend, yanqusan's would say something obscure to us and my girlfriend would say 'you speak English, what did they say?'. Quite often my answer would be 'I don't know, I don't speak THAT English'.

A couple of times, I would say something and peeps would ask her 'what did he say?'. Having learnt 'Oxford English, she had great pleasure in translating from Australian.

Note:
1: I speak Strine
2: I have no idea what Oxford English is but she was taught it.
3: we spent a lot of time in the back blocks ie Alabam, Louisiana etc (and had a grouse time).

"When push comes to shove" settles down to "If you like him"

Oooh, even better,
"One small step for a man, one giant leap for mankind" becomes
"This person is a small step in the giant leap for mankind"

A possible improvement over the original, I feel.

I you ask it, "What would Chuck Norris do?", the translator seems to get very upset, almost if it does not dare embark on the task it is given.

Do unto others as you would have them do unto you. comes down to "Other people, please love me."

"Purpose is but a slave to memory, of violent birth, and poor validity." ----------

"The purpose of the law of violence is an effective memory of the birth of a slave."

Carl Sagan, paranoid?

http://translationparty.com/tp/#271869

A more profound improvement over the original, perhaps?

http://translationparty.com/tp/#274263

The incomparable Bard: "Once more unto the breech, dear friends, once more" mysteriously becomes "Finally, the best friend, Sue, bottom, again". Love it

http://translationparty.com/tp/#285298

who is Meishin?

A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush
http://translationparty.com/tp/#295025

http://translationparty.com/tp/#304446

Interesting how "6 shots, or only 5" gets morphed into a date.

http://translationparty.com/tp/#315918

Interesting, The famous Ceasar quote about men lend me your ears turned into "In Rome, You can listen to country friends."

"One is the hand is worth two in the bush" is hilarious. It comes out to: "President Bush has lowered the value of a single"

http://translationparty.com/tp/#317570

This is great fun.

"To be or not to be" gets reduced to "Please". Lol

no, i dont have any bananas.

Wow, I entered in a line from a classic tune called Sex Dwarf, and the results are ridiculous! I think I broke it. ;-)

http://translationparty.com/tp/#328550

I was too lazy to get a real sentence, so I tried with just "to have your cake and eat it too".

And I got "Eat your cake".

Fair enough.

There is nothing to fear, but fear itself. -> I worry, I worry.

Unfortunately, you can't always come to equilibrium.

One mans meat is another mans poison -> infinity....

They need a relation that is well founded... Perhaps looking at the homeomorphic embedding rather than repetition.

Check this one out:
http://blahblahfish.com

Jonathan Coulton lyrics work great.

First you get the money, then you get the power, then you get the women ---> To get a woman is to get money and power first hand.

I got the shortest equlibrium ever: 0!
http://translationparty.com/tp/#629305

live long and prosper ---> long, good life xD

"May the force be with you" resolves to WHAT?? Is this the Great Star Wars Epoch?

http://translationparty.com/tp/#692170

Translation party vs. Beastie Boys:
http://markforscher.com/2009/08/translation-party-beastie-boys-no-sleep-til-brooklyn/

http://translationparty.com/tp/#798143
I think I broke it.

Whatever you do, don't type in 'gz'.

http://translationparty.com/#1029145

haha i broke it too...

http://translationparty.com/tp/#2192666

Some "translations":

(beep) has invited you to become friends on YouTube. Becoming friends makes it easier to keep track of what your friends are favoriting, uploading, or rating, and makes it easier to share public or private videos.

And friends, YouTube's SuperPiper12 have been invited. Easy, friends, friends and favoriting movie reviews, the upload and sharing of public and private trucks.

It is doubtful that this phrase will ever reach equilibrium.

Try again with result...

And friends, YouTube's SuperPiper12 have been invited. Easy, friend, friends, upload, share movie reviews, public and private trucks are favoriting.

LOL!

Also another OMG:
http://translationparty.com/#2204359

???

http://translationparty.com/#2205607

http://translationparty.com/#2238421

Well, translation say true...

About trolls
http://translationparty.com/#2238902

Eye-searing AND impossible to beat.
http://translationparty.com/#2241515

nonsense

Another stupid thing:
http://translationparty.com/#2243464
;)

In middle of this is:
I was ç in the afternoon, cookies.
What the...

http://translationparty.com/#2444742
GOOGLE!

"Take our politicians: they're a bunch of yo-yos." becomes

"Please politicians: They will be shipped Yoyoyoyoyoyo Yoyoyoyoyoyoaru Yoyoyoyoyoyo Yoyoyoyoyoyo Yoza."

This could make the start of a pretty good song, actually.

I think i broke it by writing "yabba dabba doo"

http://translationparty.com/#4097056

XD

Classic! The quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog.

http://www.translationparty.com/#4366063

http://translationparty.com/tp/#5041816

So, are Service Packs a pack of lies?

Lincoln's famous speech. Xd

If purple pieces of chocolate could fly, where would we be?

If you are part purple chocolate, where we will be able to fly?

Case, what can chocolate purple flying is part?

If you are flying purple or chocolate which is part of what?
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If you, or that are part purple or chocolate flying?

If you are, what portion of chocolate or purple or flight?

If you are part of what chocolate or purple or flight?

If you are part of your flight or purple or chocolate?

What part of your flight or purple or chocolate?

Your flight or purple or chocolate, which part?

Your flight or purple, or any portion of chocolate?

Your flight or purple, any portion of chocolate?

3 Japan, two books, one of two English and one or two words in one 1,111,111,111,111 two interesting one 1-inch

I translated the introductory sentence

Luke Skywalker is rukusukaiuoka!!

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"When i am you, and you, but tomorrow i am him"
Becomes
"Tommorrow he is"
???

Two makes one inside three if subtracted by four.
Becomes
Inside, pull 2 3 4 to please.
???

Whatever language i am talking, i am talking to you, but not him, because my language talks to him that talks to you
Becomes
My interaction with him, he can speak the language used to give me your language

Are you serious?

I'll never start with an English phrase!

Changes Idea!

No, because yes.

I hope he readed wrong.

im at school on your site texting you so wat am i doing

no, because yes.

i like your site because i get to text to u and yoll are awesome!!!!!! are u guys going to translation or wat