A Heavenly Message in Fried Salami

Nancy Simoes of Southwest Miami-Dade County, Florida, was in the kitchen cooking her family's favorite dish of fried salami when she got a heavenly message:

"I had only three pieces in my skillet, and then as I was flipping it. The first letter was a G, a perfect G; and then I got the O, and I thought to myself, how cool will it be if the third letter was a D," said Simoes.

That third letter was a D, and everyone was in shock in her house.

Link - spotted by Neatoramanaut Gauldar over at the Forum

Previously on Neatorama: August: A Busy Month for Religious Sightings!


One time my family cooked a bowl of spaghetti and after we were done the sauce bowl had trails of sauce that spelled out a 3 letter word. It said...: 'S E X' clear as day.
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Does this happen to people who speak other languages? I mean, is there a Cantonese National Enquirer that shows pix of characters that spell weird stuff in their food ? Just curious...
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Having fried salami before, I can assure you it does not fry with those rings in the middle. Most likely she fried it with onion rings and the onion rings left those circular marks. It's not hard for an onion ring to look like an O, a D, or a G (if it's broken).
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How cool would it be if the last letter was a "D," they all thought. Unfortunately, all were dissappointed when they found that it was just another "O" and the salami spelled out "GOO."
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If salami or any meat burns that way, it definitely is a sign- That it is high time for her to finally seriously start cleaning that frying pan...

Otherwise- Trying to gain fame and cash with such kind of religion-appealing parlor-tricks is as old as religion itself...
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If religions are based on faith, why are the nuts always seeking proof? Don't think I'd be too impressed with a God that had to resort to such cheap tricks to prove his existance. (Now, appearing on toast, THAT'S impressive!)
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These people need to bone up on their bible. God refers to himself as "I am who am" or "Yaweh"/"Jehova" depending on the translation.

"God" is pretty generic. Would one of us identify our name as being "human"?

Of course, its equally plausible that it isn't God, but a demon trying to trick them into looking stupid.
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seefish3, I remember a story a while back about a Muslim woman slicing an eggplant and thought the seeds spelled out "Allah" in Arabic script.

I wish I would get god-food. Then I could either sell it to some devout person for tidy profit, or maybe be a douchebag who calls a news crew to show it off and then unexpectedly eat it halfway through. :p
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Tempscire wrote:

"I remember a story a while back about a Muslim woman slicing an eggplant and thought the seeds spelled out “Allah” in Arabic script."

Did she fry it? I mean, most religious figures seem to only truly manifest representations of themselves in fried food.
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I found a cheeto that looked like jesus
Cheeto+Jesus= Cheetus
which sounds like 'cheat us'
which is what televangelist
do with the brainwashed and their money

Akira you kind of messed up that 'Family Guy' joke
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