For Gourmands: Digested Coffee Beans

A cafe in Knoxville, Tennessee is offering a new caffeinated delight.  It's coffee made from beans that have been, shall we say, processed through the digestive tract of a small Southeast Asian mammal prior to brewing:
Kopi luwak is named after the animal that gives the coffee its … uh … full body. The bright-red coffee cherries are eaten by the luwak, which is a cat-like relative of the mongoose in Southeast Asia.

After a few hours of digestion, the beans come out the other end. They’re picked up off the forest floor, cleaned and roasted. Because of this “all natural” processing, the coffee is said to have a rich and heavy flavor, with hints of caramel or chocolate.

“It’s delicious, amazing,” said the coffee shop owner Sharif Harb. “There’s no other coffee like it — rich, almost syrupy.”

Link via Instapundit

Do they plan on setting up a breeding program and attempt to mass produce the stuff or are they monopolizing the industry on poo coffee like Debeers does with diamonds?
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I think it would be cool if we could get it after passing through other animals. Like tigers, rhinoceri, cheetahs, raccoons and gold fish. The price would be based on the processing capacity of the animal and the danger of retrieving the processed bean. Gold fish would be kind of high based the on the ability to process like a bean a week. Elephants would be a little bit lower in price at the off set but retrieving 200 pounds of processed beans from a pachyderm jacked up on the caffeine from 200 pounds of beans would raise the price back up.
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My boyfriend bought me a bag of this for my birthday a couple years ago. It really is the best coffee I've ever had; smooth and chocolaty with absolutely no bitterness at all, and strong, too. My only regret about it is that I made it in such small batches I never used it all up!

For those who think it's gross, keep in mind that the sanitary procedures with which the beans are processed after being collected are far more rigorous than those used on normal coffee beans. They're almost completely sterile when they're packaged.
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Golly! Poop beans? No foolin'?

Hey, and guess what? There is this brand new thing out there, it's called...brace yourself..."sushi" and apparently it's mostly raw fish!
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I can't believe you posted something so old -.- I've seen old articles on Neatorama before but not one that was about such common knowledge before....
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There's a better alternative if you desire coffee processed through a digestive system. From Brazil comes "Jacu Bird Coffee". The jacu is a bird that coexists with coffee plantations and eats ripe beans, leaving processed coffee behind, since they're harvested from plantations that grow arabica beans instead of the less desirable robustas that they feed the civets, they start off with better coffee. Better, it HASN'T been touted on CSI or whatever, it doesn't sell for astronomical prices that kopi luwak brings, and it actually is a quite good coffee. google it.

MC
coffee nut
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Isn't there another one where it's goats that eat the coffee, then poop it out.
I'm sorry but EW.
Just the fact that it was POO... POOOOOOO... I don't freakin care how "delicious" or chocolatey or whatever it is, that's just disgusting.
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Collecting coffee beans for this product has got to be incredibly expensive. I live in the U.S., and shipping it from Malaysia has got to be much of the price alone.

Maybe we could produce it domestically. Ship the beans up from Central America, and feed them to some other inexpensive animal. Or even unemployed humans.
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