Here's an example from this past week:
The Daily Show titled the Rod Blagojevich story "Scumdog Million-Hairs," and a White House story "Big 'Bama's House."
Dave Letterman: "This woman had eight babies. Of course, now she's moving to a much bigger shoe." "Benjamin Button starts out old and ends up as a baby who's adopted by Angelina Jolie."
Jay Leno: "It's Chinese New Year. Their resolution is to get the lead out."
Jimmy Kimmel: "It's Oprah's birthday, and I feel sorry for Steadman. What do you give a woman who has her own President? You can't just give her a mix tape."
Conan O'Brien: "Viagra profits are down 90%. The president of the company said, 'Honest, this has never happened before.
From the Upcoming ueue, submitted by strange.
fixed it for you