Things You Probably Don't Need #4

OK, I was roundly rebuked when I said you probably didn't need the slanket. I even heard from friends who were like, "What is wrong with you?!" and my own mother called me to say, "You were getting that for Christmas until I read your blog."

So, let's try another blanket:

How do you guys feel about that one? I get the sentiment, sure, but I think it would be awfully creepy the first time the dogs chewed a hole in little Bobby's face or you spilled tomato soup on Grandma Sandy.

Via the always-entertaining Skymall

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Yeah, my sister-in-law and her husband gave us one of these last year for Christmas. They were so excited about it. It is, without a doubt, one of the biggest wastes of money. I would rather have taken the cash equivalent. At least we could have gotten snow tires, or new lamps or something.
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I think this thing is hillarious, though, Im sure the person that thought of it was not going for humor. I would almost get it for irony's sake but I want the stock family on it not my own.
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