Things You Probably Don't Need #4

OK, I was roundly rebuked when I said you probably didn't need the slanket. I even heard from friends who were like, "What is wrong with you?!" and my own mother called me to say, "You were getting that for Christmas until I read your blog."

So, let's try another blanket:


How do you guys feel about that one? I get the sentiment, sure, but I think it would be awfully creepy the first time the dogs chewed a hole in little Bobby's face or you spilled tomato soup on Grandma Sandy.

Via the always-entertaining Skymall

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Yeah, my sister-in-law and her husband gave us one of these last year for Christmas. They were so excited about it. It is, without a doubt, one of the biggest wastes of money. I would rather have taken the cash equivalent. At least we could have gotten snow tires, or new lamps or something.
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I think this thing is hillarious, though, Im sure the person that thought of it was not going for humor. I would almost get it for irony's sake but I want the stock family on it not my own.
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Wikipedia said this: "It is argued that this song is the single most performed and most translated piece of music on Earth"

I have never heard that song before. Ever.
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I, too, was trapped on this ride for about 45 minutes when I was a very young teen. The repetitive music quickly becomes a form of torture that has been recognized and banned under the Geneva Conventions, and the creepy, dirty, cracked and peeling animatronic dolls were frightening.
I refused to go on this ride ever since.
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It's lovely! How can you hate on ''It's a Small World"? Dude. I saw it with my folks when I was a child and I STILL remember it. It's sweet. Sweet is fine, you know. Kids like sweet. So do many adults.
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Children's Choirs. Uuuugh. I, however,like it's a small world. I like to drive my husband crazy with it, but he is always amazed that I know all the words. It really is a short song...
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I can understand people not liking bagpipes, accordions, banjos, or synthesizers, even though I'm quite a bagpipe fan. But harps? The harp has such a beautiful sound!
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