Old Farmers Almanac: Forget Global Warming, Here's Global Cooling!

The Old Farmers Almanac used its time-honored (216 years old!) and complex calculations to predict the weather and came up with this stunning prediction: forget global warming, we're in for global cooling!

"We at the Almanac are among those who believe that sunspot cycles and their effects on oceans correlate with climate changes," writes meteorologist and climatologist Joseph D'Aleo. "Studying these and other factor suggests that cold, not warm, climate may be our future."

It remains to be seen, said Editor-in-Chief Jud Hale, whether the human impact on global temperatures will cancel out or override any cooling trend.

"We say that if human beings were not contributing to global warming, it would become real cold in the next 50 years," Hale said.


(Photo: Jim Cole/AP)

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I reckon humans must be causing even Mars to start global warming? Al Gore is a piece of work. He has most of the democrates believing all the crap about that shit too. I think he's the one who has gas prices as high as they are. The ozone rebuilds itself. He says, electricty has alot to do with it? But,one of his mantions is $6000 a month!! +, he flys around in his own private jet.
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It's interesting that we can't get an accurate prediction of what the weather is going to be 3 days from now yet there are people who believe that our weather can be accurately predicted 10 years from now.
I wonder what excuse Al gore will be using 10 years from now when his movie is an example of how the Left was able to convince so many "intelligent people" that he had a clue.
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It is anthropogenic solar chaos (ASC). As we find it is the sun that has the greatest impact on climate, not CO2, we need to blame man for changes in the sun. And to not be held accountable on to predictions, call it chaos - up, down or sideways, just as we predicted.
Now we just need an theory on how human thoughts control the sun. Then we can cap and trade in thoughts. We can the tax, control and regulate thoughts - the ultimate goal.
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