It's Friday and so it's time for our weekly Bizarro feature - for those who are going to college soon, congrats! (And to their parents, our sympathies). And yes, it should've been Roma, but why be picky?
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Previously on Neatorama: Latin You Should Know
I think a better translation would be:
"Filius et pecunia mihi universitatem Romae adeunt."
Although it was normal for a person to seek opportunities in Rome, I believe the fashionable schools were still in Athens.
"My little one because my travel money I petition Rome university"?
I'd expect Piraro to be a bit more thorough than that.