If Gradius was a text adventure

The video shows level one from Gradius. Don't worry, it advances slow enough to read everything.

I've played Gradius so many times that my mind filled in the appropriate music as the volcanoes erupted. Via these fine sites.

*Previously: You are likely to be eaten by a grue.

**Great first comment from "Yoda": "I am too young to understand this."

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I only recently played Gradius for the first time on arcade emulator, so this is a pretty fresh joke for me.

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Thanks alot Yoda! If you're too young at 800 some odd years old, what make that of me, then, mm?

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Man.. Text adventures were the sh*t.

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What? No Konami Code? I watched the entire thing and didn't see a reference for it.

I didn't quite get the Challenger 1984 response.

Other than that, pretty well done. Very reminiscent of the old Infocom games.