Bizarro: The Sad Truth About Pirate Outfits

Im very offended. This is an insult to pirates everywhere. Did I ask to be born a pirate? No, this is how God made me.The level of hate is ridiculous. We arent allowed to adopt, most places wont let pirates marry each other and people get really uncomfortable if they see us pirating in public.I suggest that gays that were offended get together at some central location and wet their panties in protest.

^^See? He gets its.

HAHAHAH GET IT?!?! BECAUSE GAY PEOPLE WEAR REALLY STUPID FRUITY CLOTHES WITH FRILLS AND EARRINGS AND STUFF!?!? LIKE PIRATES REALLY DO EACH OTHER IN THE BUTT GET REAL!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA OH BIZARRO YOU ARE SO FUNNY!!!!!

a) the joke is not funny
b) if you are not offended, the joke is still not funny. if you are offended, you have plenty of good reason to be. if you are not offended, and don't understand why someone else is, substitute your orientation, race, or religion ("black", "Jewish", etc.) in the place of "gay".
c) who on the neatorama staff is sleeping with the creator of Bizarro that the comic gets featured here weekly? do you all just really love Bizarro? is there one of your writers who just thinks it's the greatest thing on earth?

wow what a surprise! another shitty bizarro comic. whoever writes these is super gay