(un)Fortunate Cookie

The Neatorama unFortunate Cookie

You can make your own (un)Fortunate Cookie here: Link

(Please share if you've made a funny one of your own in the comment)

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Actually, this isn't one I made - but one I got when I was a full-time student and working two part-time jobs to pay the bills. It said: "You lack ambition". Worst thing a cookie could tell you.
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I have always understood that every fortune cookie fortune must finished off, with the phrase "in bed." That is why the fortunes "You are what you eat," and "admire the little things in life," are so darn funny.
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