The Neatorama unFortunate Cookie
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One actual fortune cookie I got in college said "In God we trust, all others must pay cash."
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http://www.itsunfortunate.com/680a36a7c4bfc7a5c8e1aeabe67d5ffa
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Actually, this isn't one I made - but one I got when I was a full-time student and working two part-time jobs to pay the bills. It said: "You lack ambition". Worst thing a cookie could tell you.
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I have always understood that every fortune cookie fortune must finished off, with the phrase "in bed." That is why the fortunes "You are what you eat," and "admire the little things in life," are so darn funny.
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