Gordon Freeman is the hero of Half-Life video game series. He's smart and a pretty good shot, too. Everybody loves Gordon ... but what about his brother John? Well, as it turns out, he's pretty darned heroic too.
Behold, I present to you an EPIC reading of an EPIC fan-fiction, as written by then an 8-year-old Fanfiction.net user squirrelking. Here's Half Life: Full Life Consequences.
John Freeman was late so he had to drive really fast. A cop car was hiden near by so when John Freeman went by the cops came and wanted to give him a ticket. Here John Freeman saw the first monster because the cop was posessed and had headcrabs.
"I cant give you my lisense officer" John Freeman said
"Why not?" said the headcrab oficer back to John Freeman.
"Because you are headcrab zombie" so John Freeman shot the oficer in the head and drove off thinking "my brother is in trouble there" and went faster.
Via Joystiq - Thanks moronic50!