How to Get Bloggers in Shape - Neatorama

Puny bloggers, here's something that will turn your scrawny physiques ito magnificent Charles Atlas-like bods: SpringFlex - the desk workout machine!

Just follow this regimen: 1. blog, 2. push the thingy up and down (huff puff), 3. blog about the searing pain as your out of shape, teeny muscles aren't used to pushing anything heavier than a mouse.

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Hm, I can easily see ripping desks apart with this thing.

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I know a few places in Wales they could go to practice interaction with primative life forms.

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So, is that title supposed to be what he does in that suit?

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creamer lol

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Proof that people play cowboys and indians long after getting their doctorate.

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That is so cool!
When are they going to open the 'experience' up to the paying public..?
I'd pay to have a play - of course, I'd happily head to Mars on a one way ticket as well, but that's just me...

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Never underestimate the power of the human mind to rationalize even the most stupid and useless activities.

//personally, I think of my Neatorama sessions as research into abnormal psychology.

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Here's where they got the ideal for those "Mars Space Helmets":

1969 Ideal Company Space Helmet
http://home.att.net/~g.ruboyianes/helmet.html

I remembered instantly seeing them before - and I think several REALLY cheap sci-fi movies used them too....

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Ok, who let Creamer out of the car?

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Is that a PVC pipe connected to his "helmet"? Something tells me that isn't the best made life support suit.

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Creamer is preparing to bring golf on mars ;)

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Sergeant Medic Non-Dairy Creamer, Captain Decaf Latte and Astronavigator Turbinado Sugar prepare to explore the planet Starbucks, in the Overpriced System...

--TwoDragons

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Glad to be of service, Vonskippy! And Denita: Bwahahaha!

Creamer is thinking that when he gets back, he'll have a little chat with the travel agent that booked this "vacation."

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Haven´t Eskimos done that for thousands of years?

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i love that they're all standing there looking in different directions, as if to say "this isn't mars..."

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