If George Orwell or Philip K. Dick could have engineered the flavor and color of a new variety of Mountain Dew, what would their products be like? This seems to be the theme behind a strange new marketing push by the makers of Mountain Dew called DEWmocracy.com. I wonder what Soylent Green flavored Mountain Dew would be like? "Elixir of freedom," my ass. Always Youtube.
If George Orwell or Philip K. Dick could have engineered the flavor and color of a new variety of Mountain Dew, what would their products be like? This seems to be the theme behind a strange new marketing push by the makers of Mountain Dew called DEWmocracy.com. I wonder what Soylent Green flavored Mountain Dew would be like? "Elixir of freedom," my ass. Always Youtube.
The color of M.Dew reminds me of that Simpsons episode where Homer has a heart attack and they show an x-ray of his insides where his veins are glowing. The nurse was supposed to have injected him with a radioactive dye, but because Homer's health was so poor, his veins glowed on their own. gross.
Ewwwww. I'm not tapping that.
Pass me the elixir of incarceration please.
Amazing why?
Code red mountain dew is amazing. Not gonna lie.