The following is reprinted from Uncle John’s Bathroom Reader: World of Odd. Americans excel at inventing colorful expressions and slang, but it turns out other countries are pretty good at it, too. Here are a list of useful words from around the world that should've been invented for the English language: Kummerspeck (Germany): "Grief bacon" - the weight that you gain by overeating when you're worried about something. Attaccabottoni (Italy): A "buttonholer" - someone who corners casual acquaintances or even complete strangers for the purpose of telling them their miserable life stories. Modré Pondeli (Czech): "Blue Monday" - When you skip coming in to work to give yourself a three-day weekend. Razbliuto (Russia): The feeling you have for a person you used to love, but don't anymore. Shitta (Iran): Leftover dinner that's eaten for breakfast. Tartle (Scotland): To momentarily forget the name of the person you're talking to. The word helps reduce the social embarrassment of such situations: "I'm sorry, I tartled there for a moment." Pana po'o (Hawaii): To scratch your head in an attempt to remember something you've forgotten. Ngaobera (Easter Island): A sore throat caused by too much screaming. Backpfeifengesicht (Germany): A face that's just begging for somebody to put their fist in it. Papierkrieg (Germany): "Paper war" - bureaucratic paperwork whose only purpose is to block you from getting the refund, insurance payment, or other benefit that you have coming. Rujuk (Indonesia): To remarry your ex-wife. Mokita (New Guinea): The truth that everyone knows, but no one will speak about. Gorrero (Spain, Central America): Someone who never picks up the check. Fucha (Poland): Using your employer's time and resources for your own purposes. (Uncle John had never heard of such a thing and wanted to ask around the office if anyone else had, but everyone is still out to lunch.) Image: pink_fish13 [Flickr] |
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The expression "red tape" comes from the medieval English bureaucracy, where official documents such as land deeds where made official with wax seals, which hung from the parchment or paper by red ribbons or cords. So the red ribbons came to be the name for any official document, specifically when overwhelming for a simple thing.
"Papierkrieg" is a more active notion, it suggests that you are actively involved in fighting with officials who deliberately try to prevent you from getting what you want
Uh, we do have a word for that.
Juste stand in the middle and be amazed by the golden awesomeness !
"Turn your head and cough while I move dees out the way"
Had one for years- but since my body stopped growing all those extra's every time I pulled them out, I finally sold mine on ebay a year ago or so.
Is used tweeze off or out all those third and fourth legs and arms and to tweeze out all those over-extra digits and eyes.
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Or tongs from a Absinthe kit for the sugar cubes.
I know what those are..
They used them on me..
NOT long ago those were used to Extricate a child during BIRTH..
LOL HE SAID NIPPLE
we actually played twinkle twinkle little star today with tuning forks for the last day of classes :D
The story started with an old man on a mountain. Every Wednesday and Saturday he would walk down to the river to get some more water. On Wednesdays, he would meet a snake, who would continually bother him until he got back in his home. The old man's home also got struck by lightning alot. He had long ago realized this issue, but had no idea what to do. One Saturday, he brought a metal object down to the river, and left it at a tree trunk. The next Wednesday, he picked it up, and went home with it. The snake saw, and asked what it was for, but the old man told him he had three shots to guess what it was, then he would show the snake.
"Tongs?"
"No."
"Dowsing rod?"
"Nope."
"Some sort of probe?"
"Not even close."
"What is it then?!"
The old man then proceeded to bludgeon the snake to death.
The End