Too Legit to Knit: MC Hammer Pants Sewing Pattern - Neatorama

Found: a gruesome evidence of the bleak spot of musical history, here's a sewing pattern for the Hammer pants that MC Hammer made famous in the late 1980s!

And yes, MC Hammer is alive and well ... and he's even got a blog!

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I totally had my mom make these for me in grade school. You know, they had the wing-like flaps that would cross-button in the front.

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Ah, ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha..... (Breath) ..... ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha... (cough, cough)... ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.......
(breath again) No, wait.......... ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

Oh, man...... whew!
Hammer pants....

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"Too legit to quit" was the jam. Bleak spot in musical history my ass!

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Bleak spot in music history? Listen to " Can't touch this". I dare ya to keep still. MC hammer, the direction hip hop should have gone!

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I remember those! But I never actually had a pair (thank goodness).

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