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Too Legit to Knit: MC Hammer Pants Sewing Pattern

Found: a gruesome evidence of the bleak spot of musical history, here's a sewing pattern for the Hammer pants that MC Hammer made famous in the late 1980s!

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And yes, MC Hammer is alive and well ... and he's even got a blog!


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Ah, ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha..... (Breath) ..... ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha... (cough, cough)... ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.......
(breath again) No, wait.......... ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

Oh, man...... whew!
Hammer pants....
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