A Scottish Fold [wiki] is a breed of cat with mutated folded ears. If you'd like to be a Scottish Fold, first of all you need to have a big round head and short ears (whether they be folded or not), and then you have to know how to behave like one.
The Scottish Fold is a cat, and as a cat you should be able to sleep anytime, anywhere ...
As a Scottish Fold you cannot be a good hair dresser or... well... you can start a career as one, but it will just end up with a lot of bitings ...
You've got to learn how to cast yourself in the TV series My Name Is Earl or at least be the coolest cat around and sit around ...
The perfect Scottish Fold acts all cute and then fake a fall to make the audience laugh ...
Kiss your family just like the Eskimos ...
Be glamorous for the press...
You should be capable of starring in a Dogzilla movie ...
Or speak to UFOs in their own language just like in the movie Close Encounters ...
And, of course, here's the technical stuff on the Scottish Fold breed:
now... what about you?!