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How to Be A Scottish Fold

A Scottish Fold [wiki] is a breed of cat with mutated folded ears. If you'd like to be a Scottish Fold, first of all you need to have a big round head and short ears (whether they be folded or not), and then you have to know how to behave like one.

The Scottish Fold is a cat, and as a cat you should be able to sleep anytime, anywhere ...

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As a Scottish Fold you cannot be a good hair dresser or... well... you can start a career as one, but it will just end up with a lot of bitings ...

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You've got to learn how to cast yourself in the TV series My Name Is Earl or at least be the coolest cat around and sit around ...

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The perfect Scottish Fold acts all cute and then fake a fall to make the audience laugh ...

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Kiss your family just like the Eskimos ...

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Be glamorous for the press...

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You should be capable of starring in a Dogzilla movie ...

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Or speak to UFOs in their own language just like in the movie Close Encounters ...

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And, of course, here's the technical stuff on the Scottish Fold breed:

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