Bug Made From Found Objects.

A playground slide for infant bubble levels?

http://www.neatoshop.com/product/Sailor-Mercury-Art-Nouveau

size m suggested colour

One fourth of a circle stretcher. When your circles just aren't quite the right size.
Heir to the Throne - M - Black.

P.T. Flea's version of The Pirate Ship ride for his traveling bug circus! (Spinning Wonderland, XL)

That's the FreeFall thrill ride at Six Flags Over Lilliput.

et tailwhip,xl

A precision boomerang with adjustable weight, like they use at the Aboriginalympics.

et tailwhip,xl

It's a small scale model used for Roller Coaster architects. Like a "don't make curves sharper than this" sign, but without numbers.

I Heart Science, Black, XL

It's a practice bat'leth, for infant Klingons. Once you turn 5 years old, though, you need to use real blades, though.

I Heart Science, Black, XL

It's an early gyroscope for boats. The little doodad in the middle is a level. If the bubble is on the right, everybody lean right. If the bubble is on the left, everybody lean left.

I Heart Science, Black, XL

It's the only piece left after the famous burning of the libraries in Alexandria. It's a shelf bracket that was in a maintenance man's hand as he ran out of the building.

I Heart Science, Black, XL

It's a caliper used in Roman times as they were practicing their famous shield-to-shield phalanx formation. The officers would measure the distance between each head using this tool.

I Heart Science, Black, XL

It's the original coat hanger.

I Heart Science, Black, XL

It's a brass-knuckle pick axe. Brass knuckles weren't used for street fights until much later.

I Heart Science, Black, XL

Hi !
It's an antique goniometer, used to mesure small angles.
It was used by the first angry birds on earth, called aepyornis.
With this device, two birds (aepyornis) could kill one stone (age).
Science is great !

Playing Schrodinger, M.
Thanks

It's a section of track from an old Hot Wheels Monorail set. Mattel quickly discontinued that product line as kids never really grasped the value of mass transit.

et tailwhip,xl

It's the best tool in the world for cutting corners!
Respect the science Men's L

It was a tool used to measure the "Angle of the Dangle". But it was rendered obsolete when it was discovered that the "Motion of the Ocean" was a more important unit of measure.

Dick and Bruce, Silver, 2XL

Doctor Who's Planetary Space Level. The good Doctor uses this verify whether a planet is all wibbly wobbly.
Little Princess, Ladies L, Silver

Liberal Republican left wing indicator! Free health care for gun owners! How far left are you?

Do Math Not Meth XL

It's a tool for measuring rafter angles.

Travelling through Gallifrey, Med.

A train track set for poor children who can't afford more than one track.

Mutant Academy, Navy LG

A mandolin slicer for those baby carrots.

Mutant Academy, Navy LG

Crocodile Dundee's boomerang balace.

Mutant Academy, Navy LG

It's a tool for measuring the angle of the barrel a projectile weapon, like a cannon or a large crossbow.

Beakerful of Science, Grey, XXL

a Posterior Hole Alignment Tool (PHAT). Used when sitting in slippery chairs. Portal Delorean xxxl if you got it...otherwise xxl

Its a boomerang for an OCD Australian, or anyone else that uses a boomerang and has OCD, because even their throws have to be perfect and level.

When Worlds Collide, L

The first Hotwheels ramp released in 1895. It includes a futuristic hovering horseless carriage from the year 2000. It was not popular upon release because it was too ahead of it's time.

Uncle Venkman, L

Holy crap! You guys found Weierstrass's Circlesquarematron. Boy is that gonna tick off a lotta math majors ...

Kwisatz Haderach, brown, 4x

Side-Boob leveler. (Come on, who wants to be uneven on the red carpet ? !!)

Cthulhu Hug
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British Situational Measuring Device......to see if things have went 'pear-shaped' !!!

Marilyn's Face
Large

Bilbo's doorstop.

It's a cuteometer. it can tell the cuteness of a puppy by measuring acute angles of the puppy's head-tilt.

Damn fine coffee small.

it's an artillery clinometer. used to set the firing angle of large guns and mortars.

Time-y Wimey Tee Navy 2XL

His and Hers Zombie Killing Level. XL - I Heart Science

Used to determine if someone really is doing their level best.

Thesaurus (red XL)

This is a quality of life graphing instrument. One places the bubble at the top indicating ones current time. Then the bubble is released and its final location determines if ones quality of life increases or decreases over time.

Obey Gravity L

M.C. Escher's "straight-edge".

Canned Octopus
large

This custom leveling unit is used by big bankers and other one-percenters to make certain they retain the advantage of an unlevel playing field.

[ Offworld Colonies, Black, XL ]

It is a G-Rand (named for Sally Rand) and is used to measure strippers for g-strings.

Sons of AnarKitty XL

It's a meter for getting to the correct yoga pose.

Bear with me here. You know those ramps they have at the bowling alley for kids and others who can't heft a bowling ball? Well, same thing here, but for people who can't use a cue stick on a pool table.
Okay, it may not be all that funny but I could be on to something here....

et tailwhip,xl

This is an old 1920s-era zoetrope type of device. When you look through the eyepiece and slide it along the track, you see a nice young flapper woman doing something just unthinkable. Geez, what was the world coming to?

et tailwhip,xl

Sisyphean abacus. It just doesn't add up.

et tailwhip,xl

Level for installing rafters.

rock,paper,scissors, lizard, spock ( xl )

Co2 powered loose tooth extractor. Tie string to tooth and other end to propulsion and voila!

Another Castle, Navy xlg

An early prototype of a future self propelled boomerang that ran on kinetic energy. Just vigorously run the slider on the track and then be amazed!

Another Castle, Navy xlg

An unfunny slide whistle for real squares.

Another Castle, Navy xlg

An early 1980's brick cell phone anchor for your car dash.

Another Castle, Navy xlg

That's an official Emily Post's Perfect Table Setter. It's for aligning your dinnerware so nothing offends!

Never Grow Up, 2XL