What's the Difference: Hitler vs. Himmler vs. Goebbels vs. Göring

The following is an article from mental_floss' What's the Difference book.

The Dilemma: You've seen so many documentaries about these guys, but you still can't tell them apart. They're just so identically evil.

People You Can Impress: World War II buffs and fourth-grade history teachers.

The Quick Trick: Everybody recognizes Hitler. The one with the Hitler moustache that isn't Hitler is Himmler (he also had glasses). The one with slicked-back hair and mustard-colored jacket is Goebbels. And the fatty in the dove-gray uniform? That's Göring.

The Explanation: We don't need to tell you anything more about Hitler, der Führer (leader) of the Third Reich. After all, he's one of history's scariest figures, and the facts about him have probably been drummed into you since grade school. What you might not know, however, is that a lot of the evil he oversaw was actually committed by his closest henchmen, equally sinister in their own right.

Heinrich Himmler [wiki] (1900-1945) was one of Hitler's earliest supporters, so in 1929 Hitler chose him to head the SS, the military arm of the Nazi party. What began as a small offshoot of the SA (the party's stormtroopers) became under Himmler a massive organization of the party's ideological elite, with its own military units (the Waffen-SS) fighting alongside the regular German army (the Wehrmacht). The SS were the perpetrators of the worst Nazi crimes, including the death camps, the mass executions of civilians, and the Gestapo secret police. Amazingly, when the war started to go south, Himmler actually tried to secretly negotiate peace with the British and Americans. Captured by the Brits, he poisoned himself before he could stand trial at Nuremberg.

Joseph Goebbels [wiki] (pronounced GHERR-buls, 1897-1945) was the Third Reich's propaganda minister. A fiery orator like his boss, Goebbels championed the technique of repeating a Big Lie again and again until people believe it. Known to his enemies as "The Malicious Dwarf," Goebbels spent his last days in Hitler's bunker under Berlin. After Hitler's death, however, Goebbels moved up in rank. He was chancellor of Germany for one whole day. Of course, his happiness was short-lived. While still in Hitler's bunker, his wife, Magda, a Nazi zealot, poisoned six of their children rather than have them live in a world without National Socialism (their oldest child, curiously, survived because he was off fighting). Goebbels proceeded to shoot Magda before turning the gun on himself.

Hermann Göring [wiki] (1893-1946) led the German Air Force, the Luftwaffe. A decorated World War I hero, he oversaw the air arm of the conquest of Europe until famously squandering his fleet in the Battle of Britain. A drug addict and alcoholic who worried obsessively about his looks, Göring's vanity couldn't keep him from overeating: He seemed to gain 10 pounds every time the Nazis lost a battle. Like Himmler, he was expelled from the Nazi Party by Hitler for suspected treason. And he was sentenced to death by hanging at Nuremberg, but managed to poison himself shortly before the execution.

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What are you saying, exactly, Aramax? aschi's grandpappy's song reminds me that true Aryans are tall like Goebbels, blond like Hitler, slim like Goering, and handsome like Himmler.
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Aramax makes good points, and asks "Is it relevant?"

According to the poster... quote:

"People You Can Impress: World War II buffs and fourth-grade history teachers."

...so, apparently not relevant?

Which begs the question, 'Why post this article in the first place?'

Answer: Simply because HUMAN NATURE DOESN'T CHANGE!
This mind-set exists today, in spades.

Racial issues absolutely dominate contemporary 'pop news', eg CNN/FOX. As has been said, 'Forget history and you will be condemned to re-live it.'
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You know what they say about history.

"The true hero's are the one who survived history"

It's also funny to see how one is a drug addict and alcoholic, another poisoned six of their children and commited suicide, one even poisoned himself while being captif ( Where did he found the poison ) and Hitler shot himself or so I heard.

Everybody focus on those point and make judgement on those people based on "just that" but nobody will try to ge deeper in the story or try find if it is true or not... Is it even possible to know the truth about the past?

Is it relevant?
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A small correction -- The eldest "Goebbels child" mentioned to survive the war, was actually Frau Goebbels's son from a prior marriage. Harald Quandt was thus unrelated to Joseph.
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Actuslly the men behind Hitler were a bunch of psychiatrists who organized and put in to effect the mass killings. According to their ideas of racial and mental hygene anyone who was considered weak, poor, mentally ill, alcoholic, or just about anything else, were killed in an effort to improve the Aryan bloodline.

Those are the scariest people behind hitler, and in the world today...
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