Burger King - The Movie.



Just in case you haven't seen enough of the creepy King from the Burger King advertisements, he's about to make the jump to the big screen. Burger King has confirmed that the feature length movie could hit theaters as early as the end of 2007, although there's no word yet on a title, plot, or casting. Via Cinematical

Here's my guess for the most likely plot:
A crisis unlike other has hit the world. Countries are at war, stock markets are plunging, people are glued to the TV watching Charmed reruns.

The reason? The President of the U.S. is suffering from hunger pains that no food can quell, and is issuing irrational decrees that are throwing off the global balance of power and sensibility. It's The King's job to sneak a Whopper and fries past secret service and rescue the world from impending doom.
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LOL Denita - That's Brooke Burke, who has always been considered one of the more voluptuous TV personalities. ;)

But yes, she still looks ridiculously skinny, particularly next to the King's giant head.
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*LOL* I never was good at keeping up with the parade of celebs... I'm thinking maybe it's the way she's lying on that beach towel, coupled with what looks like posterized shading of the image. It makes her look like she's covered in greasy over-tanned leather!

And yeah, his head is WAAAAAAYYYY too big. Eek.

--TwoDragons
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But I thought that's what studies showed women looked at the most.

All the men who viewed this picture were looking at his crotch.

Okay, maybe they were also looking at just under her shoulder a little.
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That anorexia you spoke of, is a condition that only a very few genetic predispositions allow....That woman has eaten BK for the last 5 years, and special Burger King sauce, which keeps her breasts full and firm, while a homeostatic barrier protects her body, from the ravages of hips.....
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Woah. I can't wait for the movie. If they do it right (a big if, nowadays,) it will be awesome. I love the Burger King commercials- disturbing and funny at the same time.

One idea for a plot: the king and other mascots (the Geico caveman, ect)get together and form a justice league...or even better, an evil society! Think of the possibilities!
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I wish they would finally show the King for what he really is. A crazed madman with a taste for blood!

I can see it now...

A man wakes up to see the burgerking man standing over him with a burger. He refuses, and then is mercilessly chopped up into small bits.
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Unfortunately I'm afraid that Anita has given more thought to the plot than anyone involved in this project.
Personally, I think he's gonna surprise us all and do hard core porn. Let's just say I've just heard rumors that he has another massive head as yet unscene.
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