How to solve a Rubik's Cube with your nose

It's a fork with an automatic spring release, for those of us who tend to overeat.

Geek for Life, XL, Black

Why is it that so many of the What-Is-It-Game items look like manual lawn aerators?

Geek for Life, XL, Black

It's portion control for Ninjas. Sometimes, you only want to stab somebody just a little bit.

Geek for Life, XL, Black

It's a "cake scoop". The makers of ice cream scoops, with their button to release the ice cream from their special spoon, thought that they could repeat their earlier success with a special fork that could release their piece of cake when they pressed the button as well.

Geek for Life, XL, Black

Garden salad fork.

Rocket, large

This is a fork for extracting olives from an olive barrel. It has a convenient device for ejecting impaled olives from the tines. I'm surprised they still make these.
Jedi Academy, XL

A tool for extracting the truth from political rhetoric.

Imperial Sharpshooters, Medium

Even in medieval times, regulations required the utilization of safeties to prevent accidental stabbings.

Waiting for Alice S blk

It's a s'more roasting fork. Just layer the ingredients, clamp it shut, then hold over the fire. It could use a longer handle though.
Doberman, 2x, Silver

This is a Puritan courting fork from colonial New England. Using it, the happy couple could enjoy a meal together, while propriety was ensured by the sturdy central barrier.

Never Grow Up, black, ladies M.

The end of a pickled onion fork. Used to get them out of the jar if it had a handle.

Lets Go

It's a 70's sheep afro comb. Everyone got groovy back in the day.
If you need a visual check out
http://www.mrkate.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/ballsheep.jpg

Zissou of Fish, Silver, Ringspun T-Shirt, M

I believe its a meat turning fork.

What's The Meaning of Life? 2XL

Saw one at a flea market and asked Grandpa what it was. He said it was a separator. I asked how it worked. He said wait around a while and you'll see it separate some fool from his money.

Serenity service manual, lg.

It's a salad fork for conjoined twins (:

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BraveStarr, Ladies Fit M, please

It's Ann Coulter's personal speculum.

It's the serving fork Captain Hook used while moonlighting at the Golden Corral.

Space and Time, Large

"Have you ever ran across one of those dishes that is SO GOOD you just can't eat it fast enough? Well, here's the fork to eat it with!"

Stupendous Man, Red, XXL

It's a record changer. For your heavy metal fans. Picture the venn diagram.

It's a toilet paper conservation aid for those who insist on using just one square to protect the environment.

It's the handheld model of satan's machine that forced Homer to eat donuts for eternity
http://simpsons.wikia.com/wiki/Treehouse_of_Horror_IV?file=Homer-Donuthell.jpg

M.C. Heisenberg, XL, black