If you ever changed a tire, you know it's a messy affair. Capitalizing on this is the Flat Tire Concierge, a kit with a misleading name (there's no concierge to come and change it for you - that's AAA and that costs beaucoup bucks) that promises to keep you clean:
The Flat Tire Concierge keeps the grit and grime away from you while you do what needs to be done. Inside its compact storage case is a mat to kneel on, a pair of protective gloves, and a full-size elastic tire tote that slips over the tire (up to 31” dia.), letting you handle it while staying squeaky clean.
http://www.sportys.com/acb/showdetl.cfm?Product_ID=3196&DID=22 - via Cribcandy
He's wearing gloves to change a tire, and he can't afford the "big bucks" of AAA? It ain't that expensive.