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Ugliest Corvette Ever.

From the website:

This is -- used to be -- a 1985 Corvette. The owner, who calls himself "Buckeye", says: "Women love this car. Every time I stop for gas, women come up to me. I could have as many girlfriends as I want -- old ones, fat ones, anything. They're all over me."

Ah, and that's Buckeye himself in the blue vest pointing to his car. - via Yahoo! Picks

Well, American cars aren't too beautiful to begin with. I mean, these Corvettes ... they're half plastic, not to mention the inherent inability of american vehicles to go round corners. There are a couple of exceptions, like the GT40, though.
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There are different types of women who comes few times a night ... but as a general rule a trash atracts only the trash.

There is plenty of brainless blonds, some are old, other young, skiny and fat .... so why should I care when in the Dickyland we are not after same type of ass?

But looking at some of them I rather become a queer!

I already have a stupid wife and she even is not blond!

The Indian dick !

Maybe I have a small one but I am also dedicated vegetarian!

They wouldn't go for a carrot?
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pld ..

Corvetts plastic?

Man you are a real loonie!

Corvets body parts are made of fiberglass, but you wodn't might to have a FERRARI like ENZO with also plastic body parts made of fibercarbon!

Next time you write use your brains not just ... exploring the inherent ability to sit on it for the pleasure of foolish troll!
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As far as vettes being plastic or fiberglass you are both right. For quite some time now Corvette body panels have been made of a product called SMC. It is a sheet material that is embedded with short glass strands and polymers. It can be made to either resemble plastic or a more metalic density. It is the same material that saturn vehicles are made from.
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The body isn't Fibreglas®, it's made of Fibreglas®-reinforced plastic. Vettes have had bodies like that for decades. Other cars use carbon fibre-reinforced plastic.
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i think forest gumps mom said it best " stupid is as stupid does!!!" what a sad end to this corvette and this guy for thinking it looks good and the women (if actually any ) that do think it looks good to .very sad indeed . looks like some bad venerial disease run amuck ! ha !
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Not very imaginative, it looks like he's copied a lot of the designs from the tattooed face on the cover of the Rolling Stones album "Tattoo You".
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That is the most disgusting thing i have ever seen. To descrace a corvette like that is beyond punishable by death. Its people like that, that need to go in thier house and never come out again.
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