Life Technology Research has developed the Hyperdimensional Oscillator using a futuristic Tesla technology, psychotronics and quantum physics (!!!) to allow the user to access other dimensions of space time for a one-time low purchase price of $89.95 - a 50% discount from their regular price of $179.95.
After you buy this, let's talk about me sellin' you the Brooklyn bridge for a one-time low purchase price of $49.99. Make your checks payable to Neatorama.
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