Hyperdimensional Oscillator, a Steal at $89.95

Life Technology Research has developed the Hyperdimensional Oscillator using a futuristic Tesla technology, psychotronics and quantum physics (!!!) to allow the user to access other dimensions of space time for a one-time low purchase price of $89.95 - a 50% discount from their regular price of $179.95.

http://www.lifetechnology.org/hyperdimensional.htm (Thanks for the laugh, Rory!)

After you buy this, let's talk about me sellin' you the Brooklyn bridge for a one-time low purchase price of $49.99. Make your checks payable to Neatorama.