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Ten Oddball Movies Starring Santa Claus

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Santa is huggable and lovable, and one heck of a nice guy, but these ten films show a different side of Santa, bringing a touch of the bizarre to a world full of run-of-the-mill Christmas movies.

1. Santa Claus Conquers The Martians (1964, USA)-

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This kooky old sci-fi flick features Santa Claus squaring off against militant Martians who have abducted him, along with a couple of kids, so they can put Santa to work making toys for the children of Mars.

Santa Claus Conquers the Martians is an admittedly schlocky flick, but there's something delightfully kitschy about the film that makes it a yearly Xmas tradition in my house!

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2. Silent Night, Deadly Night (1984, USA)-

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When Santa comes down your chimney with a bag full of toys he's your buddy, but when he shows up with a fire axe you'd better watch out!

Silent Night, Deadly Night is one of two movies from the 80s featuring a crazed killer in a Santa outfit, but unlike the earlier Christmas Evil this film almost makes you feel sorry for the killer!

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3. Santa Claus (1959, Mexico)-

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This odd film from Mexico gives us a glimpse inside Santa's Toyland castle in outer space where he employs the famous wizard Merlin and watches over all the boys and girls in the world. His operation is threatened when Satan sets out to kill him by making every kid in the world turn naughty, sending the slapstick devil Pitch to Earth so he can finish the job.

Can Santa save the children of the world (mostly Mexico, of course) from turning in to rotten little brats? Hunt this vintage oddity down and find out! (The MST3K version is on Netflix).

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Wrecking Ball - A Kaiju Smash Hit


Wrecking Ball by Naolito

Gojira was making a comeback, and he wanted to show the world that he was no longer the innocent little kaiju he used to be, so he decided to come in for his grand reappearance atop a wrecking ball. He needed to show the world that he's sassy, dangerous and totally electric, a scaly pop culture superstar ready to blow the world away with his free spirited attitude. Unfortunately, the public was not adoring, and they didn't like having some movie star diva smash up their town for some cheap publicity!

Wear this Wrecking Ball t-shirt by Naolito and you'll be a smash hit with your fellow kaiju fans!

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Astronaut Bear - An Interstellar Ursine Adventure


Astronaut Bear by Mike Jacobsen

One lucky little bear went for a float amongst the stars, and when ground control checked in he told them he was ready for a major award...in the form of a triple scoop ice cream cone! The view from outside the space shuttle was mighty nice, but that astronaut bear only had eyes for his delicious frozen treat, which sat just out of reach and was starting to float away in slow motion...

Add some adorable intergalactic flavor to your geeky wardrobe with this Astronaut Bear t-shirt by Mike Jacobsen, and show the universe how tasty t-shirts can be!

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12 Bizarre Christmas Products

Christmas is the king of commercialized holidays, the one time of year when we buy-buy-buy and give-give-give, but some of the crazy holiday themed crap some companies come up with takes the spirit of giving straight over the top!

Here are twelve of the strangest, WTF inducing Christmas themed products ever sold to a holiday merchandise hungry world. Time to update your Christmas list!

1. Santa Bathroom Set-

Sitting on the throne has never been more festive! Let Santa make your movements a little more pleasant, it's a lot like sitting on his lap only you don't get a candy cane when you're done...

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2. Santa Big Head Costume-

Is this abomination for Halloween or Christmas? You make the call when you wear this Big Santa Head costume, but when you sport this bad boy around town make sure you're wearing pants!

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3. Christmas Tree Baby Bunting-

It seems like most baby costumes take the fact that the baby can't walk into account during the design phase, but the look on this baby's face says wearing this Christmas Tree Baby Bunting is pure torture. Believe it or not some kids remember traumatic incidents from their babyhood, and they'll spend the rest of their lives plotting their revenge...

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4. Santa's Butt Earrings-

They say wearing an image of Santa's butt on your person will bring you good luck come Christmas, but it will also make you the butt of many jokes throughout the year.

Luckily, there are these Santa's Butt earrings, which are small enough to cover up if you have long hair. That way you can wear Santa's Butt all year long, and it will be your own little Yuletide secret.

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What Do You Want To Do Tonight? - A Mousy Mastermind


What Do You Want To Do Tonight? by Wirdou

Doctor Horrible Brain is cursed, which doesn't seem surprising considering he chose to become a supervillain rather than finding honest work as a lab rat or trash picker, but his curse doesn't stem from his career choice. No, Doc Brain is cursed because of his choice in friends, and now he's stuck with his henchman Pinky for the rest of his little rodent life. Every night that dimwitted Pinky slinks in to his operating chamber and asks him the same stupid question- "What do you want to do tonight, Doctor Horrible Brain sir?", to which the Doc inevitably answers "Try to take over the world, and find a new girlfriend, in that order!"

Share your love of classic cartoons, and cult classic indie flicks, with this What Do You Want To Do Tonight? t-shirt by Wirdou, and you'll never have to worry about anyone accusing you of having horrible taste!

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Merry Cthulhumas! - Have You Been Naughty Or Nice?


Merry Cthulhumas! by Captain RibMan

That Great Old One with the squid for a face used to be a real sourpuss, hell bent on subjugating and eliminating mankind, but then he met a man named Santa who changed his entire outlook on human life. Now Cthulhu is the biggest Christmas fan of them all, and when he arises from his slumber he's not coming to eat you, or drive you insane, he just wants to sing you Christmas carols and give you a present. But be aware that Cthulhu is pretty new to the whole giving a gift without taking the mortal's soul thing, so his presents might be a tad on the gory side...

Bring some wickedly fun style to your Christmas with this Merry Cthulhumas! t-shirt by Captain RibMan, and you'll end up on the Naughty list right where you belong!

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Mr. Night Owl - One Heroic Hooter


Mr. Night Owl by Dann Matthews

How many licks does it take to get to the bottom of a superheroic murder case? That depends on whether anybody is watching you eat that sweet mystery layer by layer, or if you can get tough and chomp down on the clues all at once, getting straight to the bubblegum center of the problem in one bite. Mr. Night Owl knows you can't just watch the action- real men, and male owls, go in and take their lickings with a smiley face, like a roadhouse comedian. What does the murder of a superhero taste like? It's soft like silk, blue like the sky over Manhattan, and as mysterious as a Rorschach test, but much like a spectre it has no taste...

Who will watch you when you wear this Mr. Night Owl t-shirt by Dann Matthews? Only the coolest folks on the planet, namely those who enjoy amazing graphic novels and animated owls, that's who!

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Peanut Butter Minion Time I Ain't 'Fraid Of No Xeno Maneki Nekobasu White Christmas

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How One Little Addition Can Change The Entire Meaning Of A Photo

Ever since Photoshop came to town photos have become much less believable overall, because anybody can now erase, shape, edit, airbrush, color correct, clone stamp, warp, filter, soften via blur and add to any and all photos whenever they want.

Addition via Photoshop can be a powerful tool, and one little addition is all it takes to entirely change the meaning of a photograph. 

1. Make 'Em Smile!-

Sharks already have a pretty toothy grin, but whether they're happy or not their smile looks like the stuff of nightmares. Thankfully Photoshop can help soften their image:

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With one little addition great white sharks go from Jaws to jokesters, always ready to make 'em laugh with a one-liner about porpoises:

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That old tooth addition trick works well with amphibians too:

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2. Add A Hand, Change The Movie-

According to the movie, Rocky had no love for the trash talkin' Clubber Lang, but imagine how different that trilogy could have been if Rocky fought opponents in the ring, then had to fight for their hearts after the bout.

All it takes is one hand to change Rocky III from a sports flick to a tender romance:

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3. There Will Be Blood-

When kids play in the mud it looks like a total disaster, but not the type of disaster where young lives are in danger. Enter your friendly neighborhood Photoshops and this messy, muddy playtime turns into a total bloodbath!:

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The Heroes Of Ooo - Two Awesome Bros, One Big Adventure


The Heroes Of Ooo by Tom Trager

When the sun sets on the Land of Ooo the citizens, whether candy, critter or mutant, feel a bit safer knowing that Finn and Jake are out there spanking bad guy buns and making everything totally awesome again. They're the Heroes of Ooo, but they weren't always the totally mathematical bros you see before you. Once upon a time they were nothing but a pair of dweebs who got picked on by the local toughies, usually guys with really big muscles and equally big moustaches, but with a little training, some luck and a lot of heart they're becoming the big time heroes they've always wanted to be.

Keep your closet full of animated adventures with this The Heroes Of Ooo t-shirt by Tom Trager, isn't it about time you brought some heroic fantasy to your geeky wardrobe?

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Over 9000 - The Battle For Bananas


Over 9000 by Donnie

The minions were all involved in an epic dragon ball fighter storyline which had gone super saiyan, and one little minion was said to have the highest banana fueled strength score in the compound. Scans confirmed that spiky haired Gomiku had a strength score of over 9000, a fact which caused his fellow fighters to give up the game! Gru, however, wasn't told anything about the dragon fighter game his little minions were playing, and he made the fatal mistake of raising his voice at Gomiku, whose little yellow body was now crackling with banana scented energy...

Minions and anime fighters collide on this Over 9000 t-shirt by Donnie, it's the perfect thing to wear when you fly into battle or while you're watching your favorite anime series.

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Red Pokehouse Traditional Fighter Got Beer? Wolvenion

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Crappy Winter Wonderland Forced To Close After Just One Day

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When families go out looking for a place that evokes that old time Christmas feeling, chances are they’re looking for something far better than the so-called Magical Winterland in Harrogate, UK, the attraction that was so bad it was forced to close after just one day.

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The Magical Winterland suckered people into buying presale tickets with promises of holiday fun for the whole family, including a Frozen singalong and photo-op with Olaf, but when guests arrived at the showground they found the saddest displays ever, all leading to the saddest live reindeer ever.

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And what about a meet-and-greet with Olaf? It seems Olaf would rather melt than be associated with the crappy winter wonderland!

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The company responsible for this Christmastime blunder of Grinchian proportions has since gone bankrupt, and they're currently under investigation by the North Yorkshire Trading Standards pending the forced closure.

I dunno- seems like a pretty accurate depiction of the holiday season to me!

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The Craziest Fast Food Creations Of 2014

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2014 was a good year for adventurous eaters, especially those who don’t snub offerings from fast food restaurants.

The fast food inventions created in 2014 were quite unique, with original hybrid tastes we've never seen before delivered to our tastebuds by cross branded creations worthy of waiting in that long drive thru line.

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We were introduced to a breakfast food idea we can actually create at home- The Waffle Taco, and we got to see what a taco would look like on a bun thanks to Del Taco:

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Those of us lucky enough to have Australian stomachs got to try Pizza Hut’s Doritos Crust pizza and KFC’s Popcorn Chicken Nacho Box:

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Nes'y Christmas - Classic Console Holiday Cheer


Nes'y Christmas by Gordon Brebner Designs

Old school gamers remember the feeling of unwrapping shiny new game cartridges on Christmas, and spending the rest of winter break trying to beat your new games before your friends. The shape of the box usually gave away the contents of those NES related presents, but the big surprise was seeing which game was hiding under the paper. Sometimes it was a really good surprise, like when Grandma actually heard your pleas and bought you the newest, hottest game, and sometimes it was a total bust, like when you got Excitebike for the fifth time, but as long as it was a new NES console cartridge all was right in the world. We wish you a NES'y Christmas and a geeky New Year!

Celebrate the holiday season the classic console way- with this Nes'Y Christmas t-shirt by Gordon Brebner Designs, and start the new year with some old school cool!

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Metal Gear Miles

Invisible Plane Owners' Workshop Manual

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The Sweater That Lived - Keep Warm And Carry On Being Magical


The Sweater That Lived by Mandrie

The halls of that old school of wizardry and witchcraft were starting to get mighty drafty, and many of the students were complaining about how hard it was to study in the cold, but one guy kept a cool head and warm bod at all times. His name is Harry and he is the boy who lived...in a finely knit wool sweater. The other students were mighty jealous of Mr. Potter and his fancy sweater, but they knew better than to upset the bespectacled spellcaster, for he had friends in high places...

Add the magical look of a sweater to your t-shirt collection with this The Sweater That Lived t-shirt by Mandrie, and expectorum complimentum!

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Kirbicron Chemical X-Girls Labyrinth Damask A Nice Cup of Tea

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Bizarre Hanukkah Gifts Found On Etsy

Hanukkah is in full swing, and that means it’s time for merchandisers and retailers to cash in on yet another religious holiday by peddling some cheap quality crap! But how can someone who doesn't agree with the commercialization of a religious holiday fight back?

By buying some totally unique, handmade Hanukkah crap on Etsy, like this amazing Raptor Menorah created by The Vanilla Studio:  

They make all kinds of different dinosaur menorahs, from the mighty T-Rex to the mighty large Brontosaurus, and each one is unique, hand made and costs less than a hundred bucks.

Looking to take Hanukkah back to the old school, but not so far back you see dinosaurs spinning dreidels? You need the new hot look for winter- the Jew Chainz Star Of David sweatshirt from wethouse, for that new jack swing bling.

But what kinda card does a straight up gangsta give out on Hanukkah, yo? How about one with a famous Jewish celebrity on it- the Drake Happy Hanukkah card by Instagrandmaw, which will make the giftee go "oh no he or she didn't!"

But what about something for the older folks, something with less street cred and more cute?

These adorable Terrier Hanukkah ornaments from Stanley and Stewart have got you covered, and they even make one which you can customize with a photo of your own pet, for that personalized touch of kitsch.

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A Collection Of Juggalo Themed Paintings By Lucy Owen

In the future Juggalogians will surely tell the tale of the art show that brought their clowny subculture into the fine art limelight, and the paintings which would shape the very landscape of what it means to be a Juggalo.

Future generations of Juggalos will have artist Lucy Owen to thank for shedding a humanistic light on their clown white crews and tearing down their painted walls, exposing the disenfranchised youth lurking within.

Lucy fully immersed herself in Juggalo culture when a conversation with a young Juggalo, who spoke of being ridiculed on a daily basis, inspired her to explore their fringe fan culture and see what makes them tick.

The result is a series of rather remarkable paintings called Where The Juggalos Roam, which not only capture the visual essence of the subculture but also succeeds in conveying the emotional state of the people wearing the face paint.

Will the first ever Juggalo themed art show at the Start Gallery in Detroit change the way people treat the Juggalos? Probably not, but now they can find work as art models!

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An Age Analysis For Disney's Beast

Most animated features are created with the assumption that the young viewers watching the film won’t actually look for truths, check the math, or otherwise deconstruct the facts presented in the movie looking for absolutes. The creators know there will be incongruities in every film but don’t bother fixing it when the viewers don’t really seem to care.

But an artist named Xibira proved she cares enough to do the math behind a little Disney film called Beauty and the Beast, and the results are shocking.

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Pac To The Future - An Old School Gaming Adventure


Pac To The Future by Retro Review

He's a pie headed man with a mission, an old school guy with lots of game who travelled back in time to save the video game world from the ultimate kill screen. When Doctor Arcade introduced him to the pacmobile he thought the Doc was a bit of a kook, but when he discovered that round yellow car could use power pellets to travel back in time his pie slice mouth split into a wide smile. He started grabbing up as many pellets as he could, but then Pinky caught on to his plan and gathered her ghostly gang for an old fashioned pac attack...

Add some old school game to your geeky wardrobe with this Pac To The Future t-shirt by Retro Review, and send your fellow pac-fans on a fun trip back in time!

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Christmas Man A Wild CTHULHU Appeared! Bubble Bauble The Missing Link

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25 Facts About The Simpsons Celebrating Their 25th Anniversary

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If you’ve been watching The Simpsons from the very beginning then you know they’ve come a long way from their early days, when they were fresh from The Tracey Ullman Show and lookin’ strange, but can you believe they just celebrated their 25th anniversary?

December 17, 1989 was the day an animated TV legend was born- The Simpsons are now officially the longest running scripted prime time series on television, and creator Matt Groening's life is hell no longer.

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The Simpsons are named after Matt's family members, namely his father Homer, his mother Margaret (who was a Wiggum before she became a Groening), and sisters Lisa and Margaret (Maggie), but decided the character based on young Matt should be named Bart. Matt probably didn't want to be associated with Bart's bad deeds, especially if his family tuned in to the show!

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The Ninja Savages - Fighting Wars In The Stars For A Slice Of Grub Pizza


The Ninja Savages by Andriu

They're not your average teenage ninjas, in fact nobody's really sure if they're teenagers at all, but these furry little savages definitely know how to kick some Imperial butt! When dark forces march in trying to take over their beloved forest moon the Ninja Savages assemble and show those helmet headed baddies how much power can be packed into a short, and really hairy, body. They're not mutants, teenagers or turtles, but these four ninjas totally know the meaning of cowabunga!

Add some furry sci-fi adventure to your geeky wardrobe with this The Ninja Savages t-shirt by Andriu, and show the world you don't have to have a half shell to be a hero!

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Fear & Loathing In Hyrule Chuck Shot Beetlejuice Honk-Honk Fantastic Bros.

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17 Images That Prove The Elf On The Shelf Isn't As Innocent As He Looks

The Elf On The Shelf seemingly appeared out of nowhere and instantly became a standard Christmastime character, but what do we actually know about that little toy elf with the mischievous smile?

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We know he started out as a character from Carol Aebersold's self published book The Elf On The Shelf: A Christmas Tradition, where the sneaky little guy is revealed to be one of Santa's spies in the mortal realm.

We also know that he likes to speak in rhymes, and that the illustrations by Coe Steinwart really brought the character to life, so much so that people wished to bring a little elf home to their shelf, thus beginning the Elf on the Shelf doll craze:

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Fans of the book really should have thought twice before wishing that sneaky little guy would come to life, and subsequently letting him into their homes, because that little elf has some dark secrets which need to come to light:

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The Elf on the Shelf wasn't always on the Naughty list- he started out as quite the do-gooder and nice guy, but he grew bored of sitting on shelves and working for The Man so he started acting out against his host families:

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Fame went straight to his head, but with fame comes a feeling of isolation from the rest of the toys. The Elf began to reevaluate his role in the Christmastime world, and soon he had set his sights on spreading chaos and mischief around instead of gifts and cheer:

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Doctors-Pop - He's Always In Style And Never Square


Doctors-Pop by JohnLucke

They're from different times, with totally different senses of style and radically different attitudes, but they all have one crucial thing in common- they really know how to pop on the screen! When The Doctor takes center stage fans can't take their eyes off of him, and no matter what he's wearing, or who he has by his side, he's always ahead of his time and ruling the sci-fi world like a total lord!

Celebrate all thirteen incarnations of your favorite sci-fi hero with this Doctors-Pop t-shirt by JohnLucke, it'll add some artistic color to your geeky wardrobe and make your fellow Whovians smile and nod with approval.

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Pizza Is Coming Flux Croft Arms

Hot Water/Cold Water

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People Who Might Be Mistaken For Celebrities Once In A While

It's gotta be hard to have a famous face, what with all the adoring fans recognizing you in public and wanting to do a stop-and-chat and whatnot, but imagine how much harder it must be to have a face that kinda looks like a famous face.

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You still get stopped, harassed and shaken down for a photo op and an autograph, and then the fans discover you’re not who they thought you were they give you that look of disappointment, which really stings!

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These People Must Get Mistaken For Real Celebrities All The Time because they appear to have famous faces at first glance, fictionally famous faces even, but then you notice they're not famous at all.

They're just average Janes or Joes with famous-esque faces, at which point you remember that the person they look like has been dead for nearly one hundred and fifty years:

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At least Honest Abe actually lived once upon a time, imagine having the famous face of a fictional supervillain named Loki as seen in a series of blockbuster superhero flicks. Man, that must be really depressing!

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Cat-At Loves Lasers - The Lighter Side Of The Dark Side


Cat-At Loves Lasers by Nathan Davis

You probably only know those AT mech units from their appearance in that famous snowy battle on Hoth, but believe it or not those clomping four legged war machines start out looking pretty darn cute. They're just like little metal kitties when they're young, when they're too tiny to take part in any wars, but they all dream of growing up big and strong so they can stride across the battlefield in style. Until then they're just as happy to chase a laser beam around the room all day, and although Darth won't admit it he's mighty amused by their cute metal kitty antics, and he often silences his electronic voice processor so he can laugh out loud without being heard!

Share some intergalactic humor with the world by wearing this Cat-At Loves Lasers, your fellow SW fans won't have to force a laugh- it'll come naturally when they see you wearing this shirt!

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Marty Kart 88 Jurassic Hoth Super 80s Kart Moon!

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Baby On Board (Black) - Announcing A New Alien Arrival!


Baby On Board (Dark) by Dutyfreak

If you've been facehugged and are now awaiting the utterly excruciating process of xenomorphic birth, where a toothy little 'un tears itself out of your stomach and goes after all of your fellow humans, then why not announce you're expecting? You're not going to survive the process, so why not have a little fun with it by wearing an announcement on your chest? The xenomorph fetus inside you will appreciate your sense of humor, and when it finally tears its way out of your torso you'll be able to swaddle that newborn alien menace in your snuggly t-shirt!

Show the world you're about to have a different kind of baby shower with this Baby On Board (Dark) t-shirt by Dutyfreak, it's way cooler than those annoying birth announcements and it will leave your fellow Alien fans howling with delight!

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Maneki Neko (Dark) Koopa Trooper God Save McQueen Holiday Armadillo

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Mr. Christmas - His Heart Is Full Of Unwashed Socks And Yuletide Cheer


Mr. Christmas by Warbucks Design

When it came time for little Cindy Lou Who to write her memoirs she couldn't help but center the story around that furry green grump known as The Grinch, also known as the guy who almost stole Christmas from Cindy's town. He was a mean one, a green one, like no other angry hermit you've ever seen one, and though he hated to admit it his body had been invaded by Christmas cheer. Cindy's book would change the way people thought about furry hermits, interspecies fellowship and the holiday season, and when Mr. Christmas hit the bookstore shelves no grinchly loner, or their antlered beagle, would go without dinner and a gift at Christmastime ever again.

Give the gift that keeps on giving this Christmas- grab this Mr. Christmas t-shirt by Warbucks Design and share your love of the season all year long!

Visit Warbucks Design's Facebook fan page and Twitter, then head on over to his NeatoShop for more fun and festive designs:

Show Me! I'm Not Nuts! Kittysaurus Groot Is Giving

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It's Not Too Late To Grab These Christmas Themed T-Shirts From The NeatoShop!

Christmas is less than ten days away, and you haven't finished your shopping yet, well guess what? There's still time to order some totally amazing t-shirts from the NeatoShop to share with your friends and family, or grab some for yourself and ring in the New Year in style! 

Order any NeatoShop t-shirts by December 19th (1 pm PST and choose Priority Shipping (U.S. ONLY) and your shirts will arrive by December 24th! How's that for last minute shopping?!

Christmas is so close you can feel it in the air:

Christmas Is Coming by JohnLucke

And the Big Man In Charge, aka Santa Claus, is ready to make his triumphant return:

Christmas #25 by Mike Pacheco

He's checking his list to make sure the nice get gifted and the naughty get what they deserve:

Big Man On Krampus by Lederman Studio

And he's keeping an eye out for any creeps who might ruin Christmas:

The King Of Sinful Sots by Six Eyed Monster

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Hold Me Thrill Me Kiss Me Kill Me - A Superheroic Love Affair In Sin City


Hold Me Thrill Me Kiss Me Kill Me by Legendary Phoenix

Theirs was a secret love affair on a superheroic scale, the bat and the cat who stopped to chat and ended up doing a whole lot more than that while standing all heroic like on a rooftop in the rain. Bruce loved her spontaneity, her feisty spirit and the fact that she always kept him guessing, and she- well, she loved pretty much everything about that masked man! Together they would share a love affair worthy of the most romantic romance novel, and yet nobody would ever know about their rendezvous on the roof...

Show the world how passionately geeky you are with this Hold Me Thrill Me Kiss Me Kill Me t-shirt by Legendary Phoenix, and your fellow batfans will show you their love too!

Visit Legendary Phoenix's Facebook Fan Page, then head on over to his NeatoShop for more mighty cool designs:

Navi 2.0 Fast Friend The Cthulhu Signal Is On The Fast

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Hilariously Inappropriate Kids Toys

Buying a kid a toy for Christmas can be a kind and thoughtful gesture, but it can also lead to death by embarrassment and utter humiliation, depending on the toy and it’s *ahem* overall shape.

It’s probably best not to cheap out when buying a toy to give as a present, because knock-offs often have aesthetic flaws that are really hard to overlook.

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When in doubt take a step back and look at the overall shape of the toy, and where certain components are placed, to ensure there’s nothing visually inappropriate going on before you give it to a kid.

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And for the love of Kris Kringle think about what message that toy is sending to the child and their parents, because you wouldn’t want to come off looking like the world’s creepiest gift giver!

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When in doubt consult this list of 16 Outrageously Inappropriate Kids' Toys and see if the toy in question resembles any of the entries, it’ll help save you from becoming the butt of many jokes in the upcoming year!

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Five Horrific Death Scenes In Disney Features

For all the feel good moments, empowering messages and adorable characters doing adorable things in our favorite Disney films there are just as many dark moments and bitter ends.

It may come as a surprise to some Disney fans that there’s a character (usually background/supporting) death in every single Disney film, from Scar's death by laughing hyena in The Lion King to Bambi’s mom being shot, but those deaths are pretty obvious.

What about the deaths you aren't supposed to think about- those which are justified by the main character's destiny, or the subtle off-screen deaths that occur without fanfare or recognition in the storyline?

You can find 5 examples of Horrific Deaths You Forgot Were In Disney Cartoons over at Dorkly, where they’re committed to revealing the grim truth about your favorite toons!


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