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Knock Knock Knock Lenny!!! - Dave's Not Here, Man

Knock, Knock, Knock, Lenny!!! by Loku

When that guy Lenny from across the hall comes knocking on your door it's hard to tell him to get lost, but you gotta hit him with the big bang "Slammo! Door shut right in the kisser!" before he makes his way into your apartment and drinks up all your beer!

Annoying neighbors are all the same, and you'll have one with you at all times when you sport this Knock, Knock, Knock, Lenny!!! t-shirt by Loku, it's just a theory but this shirt may get you the geek love you've been searching for your whole life!

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Exciteghost! Power Laces!! JaegerZ vs Kaiju Grayschool Power!

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Bounty Hunter Suit - For The Discreet Fugitive Recovery Agent

Bounty Hunter Suit by Fuacka | More Ripped Shirts

No matter what you're dressed up as, whether you look like a smuggler, a space knight or a cantina band member, underneath it all you're a mean, green (armored) bounty hunting machine. You live for the thrill of the hunt, you're willing to traverse the galaxy looking for your next bounty, and adventure is your middle name.

Let your hunter side shine through with this Bounty Hunter Suit t-shirt by Fuacka, it's one fun way to show the world you're totally Ripped!

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Colossus Your Move, Creep 1987V Aunt Petunia's Favorite Co-Pilot Uniform

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Zombie Fighter - They're Battling From Beyond The Grave!

Zombie Fighter by JakGibberish

Street fighters are incredibly exciting to watch when they're alive, but when they're undead the whole thing turns into a splatter fest. With fingers, legs, teeth and bits of skull flying around all over the place it's hard to tell who's winning, but everyone in the audience is about to lose their lunch!

Bring old school arcade game goodness back to life with this Zombie Fighter t-shirt by JakGibberish and your style points will go from game over to perfect!

Visit JakGibberish's official Facebook page, Twitter, and Tumblr then head on over to his NeatoShop for more neat designs:

Toooty Frutti Dark Lord Hello Power Up Hello Mah Honey

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49 Things You Never Knew About Game Of Thrones

There are fans who read every book in George R. R. Martin's A Song of Ice and Fire series before watching Game of Thrones on TV, fans who got into the dark fantasy series through the HBO show, and those who only know about the series from what they've read online.

Each category of GoT fan thinks they know a thing or two about the epic series, but even the most diehard GoT trivia junkie will discover something they don’t know about their favorite show on BuzzFeed's list of 49 Things You Never Knew About Game Of Thrones.

Okay, so many of these things have been on other “things you don’t know about…” lists, but this comprehensive list takes the cake if only because of one factoid alone- DJ Hodor!

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He Had To Babysit His Girlfriend's Cat

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Babysitting can be strange, especially if you don’t know the kid(s) and they don’t know you, but kids can warm up to you in no time. Pets, however, don’t know who the heck you are and they don’t care, they only know that you’re not their owner and you’re either in their domain or they’re forced to spend some time in yours.

A redditor by the name of Leicor spent a rather interesting evening pet sitting his girlfriend’s cat and discovered that the frisky feline was extremely parched from all that reckless "frolicking", and so cute she needed to star in her own video!

-Via reddit

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Neil Patrick Harris Wrote A Choose Your Own Adventure Themed Memoir

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When you’ve enjoyed as much success in Hollywood as Neil Patrick Harris your life can feel like a fantasy roleplaying game, complete with epic highs and unexpected failures, encounters with both kings and monsters, and a heroic persona that reflects your extremely high charisma score. Neil’s life is charmed, to say the least, so it’s only fitting that he has chosen to style his autobiography after a Choose Your Own Adventure book.

It's called "Neil Patrick Harris- Choose Your Own Autobiography", and between those gloriously illustrated covers the readers get to decide which way to go because, as the cover says, "You are the star in N.P.H.'s life story!"

It's the most original idea in the world of autobiographies since Freud released that coloring book version of his diaries called Tell Me About Your Mother, With Color!

-Via Nerd Approved

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The Rise And Fall Of Courtroom Sketch Artist Gary Myrick

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Courtroom sketch artist is one of the most niche jobs you can find in the field of creative art, but their illustrative skills are unmatched, and the way they capture the mood of the courtroom and the personalities of those involved in a court case makes you feel like you’re in the room watching the case unfold.

Gary Myrick is one of these extremely talented courtroom artists, and after working in Texas for over 38 years he, like many other court sketch artists, can’t seem to find much work these days, as the illustrators of the past are being replaced by video cameras.

Gary is the focus of a documentary produced by Ramtid Nikzad for The New York Times, and he hopes that the op-doc will reveal how important the human element is to courtroom reporting, because as he puts it:

I’m trying to draw to communicate to those that aren’t there, what it was like to be there. And maybe some of that has been getting lost.

-Via Beautiful/Decay

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1 up! - Sonic Has Really Let Himself Go

1 up! by louisros

If you've ever wondered whether those gold rings are actually made out of gold or not guess what- they're not! Turns out they're actually onion rings, everyone's favorite hot footed hedgehog is actually quite obese in real life, and those high speed video game levels we know and love are actually just figments of his imagination. He'd rather spend the day eating a hundred onion rings than racing around like some track star!

Like your t-shirts video gamey and funny? Then you'll love this awesome 1 up! t-shirt by louisros, it's cheaper than going to the gym, and just as tasty to feast your eyes upon as a freshly fried batch of onion rings.

Visit louisros's official Facebook page then head on over to his NeatoShop for more delicious designs:

The Karate Onion Balloon Fairy Hammer Bros Hungry Like The Wolf

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Avengermon! - Super Powered Pocket Monsters

Avengermon! by Punksthetic and Moysche Design

When Fury had caught 'em all he discovered that each one had a unique power that would help him shield the world from the fire breathing heads of hydra, so he trained them in the arenas and gave each one a unique, and adorable, costume. Together they became the Avengermon, Earth's mightiest furballs and the cutest superheroes who ever lived!

Your collection of power packed pocket monsters isn't complete until you add this Avengermon! t-shirt by Punksthetic to your super powered wardrobe.

Visit Punksthetic's official website, Facebook page, Twitter, Tumblr, and Neatoshop, and be sure to check out Moysche Designs's official Facebook page, Twitter, and Tumblr then head on over to his NeatoShop for more mighty cool designs:

Stone Wars BUILD Meth City Plasmidbumps 2

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Photo Series Reveals NYC's Forgotten Island

(Boilerplant from Morgue Roof, Image Via Christopher Payne)

(Tuberculosis Pavilion Lobby, Image Via Christopher Payne)

It’s crazy to think that, with all those people crawling all over New York’s densely populated islands, there is one island which has been all but forgotten by the millions of citizens trying to get their bite of the Big Apple.

It’s called North Brother Island, and it sits in the East River like a monument to New York’s invisible past. During the 19th and early 20th century patients with infectious diseases were housed on the island, then it briefly housed returning WWII veterans before being left to slowly rot into the East River when it was closed to the public in the 1960s.

These stunning photographs by Christopher Payne show us what North Brother Island looked like not long ago- they were taken in 2008 and collected in the book North Brother Island: The Last Unknown Place in New York City.

-Via AnimalNY

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My Super Saiyan Cat Saved My Son

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Remember that heroic cat Tara who earned a place on the pitcher’s meownd at a Bakersfield Blaze game by saving a young boy from a dog attack? That cat is truly a hero, but imagine how much more good Tara could do if she housed the power of a Super Saiyan from Dragonball Z inside her little feline frame.

YouTube user MinhAndHisVideos created this video game inspired vision of that fateful day when superpowered cat met sneaky dog on the field of battle known as the driveway, and now I can’t stop thinking of daily encounters with neighborhood pets and residents as scenes from an old school console RPG!

-Via Cheezburger

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Kid Opens A No-Kill Animal Shelter In His Garage

Kids are taught about wildlife conservation, and how to care for pets, at an early age, but one kid in particular took this SPCA mentality to the limit- by opening a shelter in his garage.

His name is Ken, and his family’s home in the Philippines now shares space with the Happy Animals Club, a no-kill shelter for dogs (and other four legged vagrants) to enjoy, while Ken enjoys the pleasure of their company.

Thanks to donations from animal lovers around the world Ken was able to rent a 10,000 square foot lot and upgrade his shelter, but he can always use more help so if you'd like to donate to Ken's critter loving cause click here.

-Via Bored Panda

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Happy The Happy Meal's Dark Past

Now that McDonalds has introduced us to their newest appetite suppressant marketing campaign mascot Happy the anthropomorphic Happy Meal the interwebs have responded in turn by revealing Happy’s sordid past.

This eye opening exposé shows the kind of company Happy used to keep, namely clowns who crave human flesh rather than burgers, bag headed slashers and dead girls who crawl out of wells.

It’s the kind of scandal large corporations like McDonalds hate to have exposed, and may spell disaster for the burger mongers when their young target audience can’t sleep at night because they're affraid Happy might be lurking under their bed!

-Via The Soup

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The Ten Most Bizarre Ideas For Using Nuclear Weapons

Nuclear weapons were invented with one clear purpose in mind- wiping out the enemy. Since their creation, nukes have been used primarily in clandestine tests, and as a way for nations with nukes to flex their militaristic muscle.

Before (and perhaps a bit after) the nuke holding nations of the world realized the damaging long term effects of radiation exposure they had all kinds of wacky ideas in mind about what to do with their destructive new toys.

Nuking Canada for oil, detonating a nuke on the moon, and creating a massive lake in Egypt by detonating 200 hydrogen bombs in the Qattara Depression were all kicked around by madmen scientists who really should have known better than to use nuclear technology as a development tool!

Read on to discover The Ten Most Bizarre Ideas For Using Nuclear Weapons

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John Oliver Celebrates A Decade Of Marriage Equality - Nintendo Style

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On a recent episode of John Oliver's new weekly news show Last Week Tonight  he celebrated a decade of legal same sex marriage, and revealed the controversy surrounding a new Nintendo game called Tomodachi Life, a game world where characters are able to get married but same sex marriage isn’t allowed.

Fans weren't happy with this lack of virtual reality marriage equality, so Nintendo issued an unprecedented apology stating they would rectify the marriage equality issue in upcoming editions of the game.

John responded by showing us how the citizens of Nintendo's world feel about this corporate change of heart, and many video game LOLs were had by all!

-Via Geekosystem

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The Cutest GoPro Ad Ever

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We’ve seen GoPro footage from all kinds of extreme sports, and simple activities like hula hooping and jumping rope, but nothing will make you feel like a kid again quite like watching Gopro footage of a toddler in a swing.

The gentle rocking motion may put you in a trance, or leave you drooling all over yourself at your computer, so you’d better wait until you’re home before you watch this adorable video which was created to advertise the new GoPro HD HERO3+.

Besides, you wouldn’t want to start feeling like a kid again only to discover that you’ve got hours of work ahead of you, right?

-Via Laughing Squid

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Fro-Tastic Four - A Superhero Squad, Not A Hairstyle

Fro-Tastic Four by Tom Bancroft

They are a team like no other, a group able to keep their cool during any crisis, and this strange looking squad of unlikely superheroes are coming to stop crime cold- one ice cube at a time. Two sisters with power over the elements, accompanied by two of their frozen creations, make up the coolest quartet ever to grace the pages of a comic book, but you won't find their tales sold in any comic shop.

This super cool team of animated superheroes can only be found on this amazingly detailed Fro-Tastic Four t-shirt by Tom Bancroft, slip one on before you catch your death of cold!

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The OTHER Mermaid YES, now quit asking me! Icey Yodal Little Monsters

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This Is What The Nursery Of The Future Looked Like In 1930

Boy oh boy did the future ever look bright through the eyes of folks living in the early 20th century, back when futuristic meant flying cars and food replicators instead of selfies and Google.

The futuristic world envisioned in the past sure does look like a lot of fun, it’s too bad we have to settle for our flash free 21st century blahs while we wait for our mechanical overlords to conquer the planet.

Here we see the nursery of the future as realized for the Ideal Home Exhibition held in Olympia, London in 1930. The nursery comes complete with comfortable baby tending helmet and gloves for mom, coffin like crib sure to quiet even the noisiest little bugger, and a shiny chair to warm your aching buns. 

The only things missing are a remote controlled robot bartender and a cigarette rolling machine!

-Via Paleofuture

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Andy Warhol...Wrestling Fan?!

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Andy Warhol was a fascinating man, with extremely diverse interests, skills and collaborations. Take one look at the crowd hanging around the Factory, and the crowd that surrounded him when he made appearances at events, and you know Warhol loved variety in his life.

Variety is great and all, but Warhol really never struck me as the type who would enjoy watching wrestling, especially 80s era WWF matches starring colorful characters like Hulk Hogan and Rowdy Roddy Piper.

However, this video shows that Warhol did at one time enjoy watching men pretend to beat each other wrestling, and he spoke with intrepid reporter Mean Gene Okerlund after a match when he "accidentally" entered the wrong door and found himself in the thick of some pretend beef ala Hulk Hogan and Lou Albano.

Man, those were the good ol' days!

-Via Dangerous Minds

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Peter Dinklage Explains Game Of Thrones In Under A Minute


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Game of Thrones is a hit show despite the fact that many viewers find it difficult to follow, due to the large number of characters and houses to keep track of, and the fact that characters are constantly dying or having their storyline shoved aside for an episode or two.

Playing a lead role on the show therefore seems like it would be a difficult job, but fan favorite Peter Dinklage (who plays Tyrion Lannister) appears to have a handle on the whole situation, and he's able to explain the whole GoT bag of tricks in under a minute.

The best thing about Peter's recap of the show is it's 99.5% spoiler free, so if you haven't seen the show yet you can hear his explanation and still watch without losing that new show smell!

-Via Nerd Approved

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Woman Uses Self-Applied Makeup To Transform Into All Sorts Of Characters

Who needs a fancy costume and a latex mask when you've got a makeup kit and some incredible application skills? Makeup artist Elsa Rhae certainly doesn't seem to need much more than her kit, a reference photo and a vivid imagination, and her makeup transformations are truly spectacular!

If she walked into a room wearing her White Walker makeup people would nearly jump out of their skins, and her simple yet extremely effective makeup illusions prove becoming a terrifying creature, or eco-friendly superhero, doesn't take much more than a skillfully applied makeup and the proper attitude.

-Via 22 Words

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Twisted Versions Of Your Favorite Cartoon Characters

Pop culture characters have a ton of visual appeal on purpose- they have been meticulously designed from their basic shapes to the exact number of hairs on a character’s head, and this formula for visual appeal makes the character recognizable no matter how they’re interpreted.

Illustrator Dan Luvisi loves to mess with iconic character designs in a most disturbing way, turning them from the fun and friendly toons we know and love into dark, twisted versions straight out of our nightmares. 

Luvisi's kooky cartoon vision ranges from realistic to squashy-stretchy, and his designs are all oh-so shiny, with their glistening high shine look somehow adding to the overall creepiness of the designs.

-Via OneSmallSeed

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Human Head Cross Sections Made Out Of Found Objects

Preparing a cross section of a human head from a body donated to science generally involves a lot of grisly skull sawing, dyeing to enhance the look of each individual organ and section, and preservation via plastination, but the human head cross section sculptures created by EMnXW are mess free and viewable by even the most squeamish.

EMnXW is an art duo made up of Edwige Massart and Xavier Wynn, and their cerebral sculpture series appropriately entitled "Heads" are cleverly created using found objects like electronic parts, sea shells, yarn, springs and all kinds of other junk symbolically cluttering the minds of these poor dead dummies.

-Via Laughing Squid

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This Is What Toy Story Would Look Like As A Horror Movie

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Pixar's in the business of making family friendly animated films, so it's unlikely they'll ever put out a true horror movie, but if you recut their original films just so the mood changes dramatically.

Add some generic slasher flick soundtrack music, title cards full of ominous statements and a bunch of scenes taken completely out of context and you get what looks like a trailer for a decent animated horror version of Toy Story.

In this horror trailer for Toy Story, as edited by Bobby Burns, you'd expect the misfit toys from Sunnyside Daycare to be the bad guys, but it looks like having his string pulled one too many times has made Woody snap!

-Via Kotaku

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A Husky Raised Around Cats Thinks She's A Cat

If stories like The Jungle Book and Tarzan are to be believed being raised around one type of animal can have a significant effect on your behavior, causing you to act a lot like your foster family.

This shy husky mix is named Tally, and her owner Redditor Dong_of_justice says that being raised around cats has made Tally a big pussy. She sits around the house with her legs tucked up underneath her, hangs out in places she doesn’t fit like under the dining room table and in boxes, and she never barks.

Maybe she thinks she’s a cat, maybe she’s just a bit kooky, whatever the case Tally sure is cute!

-Via Bored Panda

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20 Fascinating Facts About The Legend Of Zelda

For most gamers the mere mention of the title The Legend of Zelda brings to mind the iconic soundtrack from the original NES game, a diminutive pointy eared hero in green, shrub stabbing, chicken tossing and old men in caves who arm kids with swords.

The Legend of Zelda is such an iconic video game franchise that most gamers who have played through every one of Link's adventures feel like they know the game quite intimately, but as Gamma Squad has been rather fond of showing us lately there's a whole lot about The Legend of Zelda that has remained relatively unknown.

It's not safe to go alone- read 20 Fascinating Facts You May Not Know About 'The Legend of Zelda' and arm yourself with knowledge!

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Hasbro's Russian Roulette Style Family Game - Pie Face

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Back in 1968 Hasbro debuted a game meant to bring families together, a game that revolved around a gag which had been used by clowns for decades- the old pie in the face.

What sounded like a good idea to game designers ended up playing out like a clown version of Russian Roulette, so it should come as no surprise that Pie Face didn’t do very well with consumers.

Apparently a family who takes “goo in the face” doesn’t spend more time together, and there’s something rather creepy about sitting around waiting for little Suzy or Papa to take a mini pie in the face, especially if they're sporting a maniacal grin like the family on the box!

-Via Dangerous Minds

(Previously on Neatorama - Pie Face Game)

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The 40 Year Old Virgin Is Actually A Horror Movie

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You may remember watching the director’s cut of The 40-Year-Old Virgin and sharing a few laughs with friends, because the final version of the film was released as a comedy, but T40YOV was originally headed in a much darker direction full of murderous subtext and sociopathy. When the filmmakers tested the film with audiences they discovered that audiences laughed at Steve Carrell’s performance no matter how psychotic his character became during the film.

They decided to add some haha (LOL) bits and recut the whole thing as a comedy, and this dark secret ended up on the digital cutting room floor- until right this second. Watch The 40-Year-Old act as originally intended- like a psychopath.

-Via 22 Words

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A Short History Of Game Panics

There's something about the simulated realities presented by video games that have made people who believe they’re the moral majority want to condemn video games from the very begining, and the controversy over kids being corrupted by games began well before Grand Theft Auto hit the store shelves.

Video games aren’t the original source of the scare, they’re just the latest in a long line of things blamed for inciting violence in the masses, as shown by the unfounded fear and panic surrounding Dungeons & Dragons in the 1970s.

Whatever the reason for the fear, game panic is here to stay, and this irrational fear is the focus of Jesse Walker’s piece appearing in the June 2014 issue of Reason entitled A Short History Of Game Panics.

-Via Boing Boing

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The Begun Of Tigtone Is Dark Fantasy Fun

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The Begun of Tigtone may sound like a strange title for an animated short, but it’s an appropriately convoluted title that conveys a lot about what to expect from this comedic short directed by Andrew Koehler of Babyhemyth Productions. It’s a parody of the dark fantasy genre, with the cliché anti-hero main character, the video game style questing, and the wizards hard at work wizarding.

The Begun of Tigtone is a really entertaining short if you like dark fantasy, and quite innovative in its own right since the animators used a form of 2D mocap animation technology that warped and deformed the character's faces based on motion capture data.

(NSFW due to animated violence)

-Via Cartoon Brew

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