Adam recorded this update of The Chanukah Song (the fourth incarnation, apparently) at a show he played with some funny friends in San Diego, and shared it just in time for the holidays on his YouTube channel Happy Madison. What a great gift, thanks Adam!
When Black Friday started to sound like something out of the Dark Ages, and internet sales began to soar, the stores introduced a new holiday sale for the 21st century- Cyber Monday, the most futuristic sounding sale of them all.
Cyber Monday makes it possible to do all your holiday shopping online, thereby saving your skin from being flayed by bargain barbarians, and now through December 6th the best place to celebrate Cyber Monday is at the NeatoShop!
That's because the NeatoShop is offering FREE SHIPPING on all t-shirt orders worldwide (yes, WORLDWIDE!) for not just Cyber Monday but the entire Cyber Week, now through December 6th!
Cyber Monday sounds like something from the future
The Reese's Peanut Butter candy empire began with a cup, but nowadays that chocolate peanut butter goodness comes in all shapes and sizes, from tiny round bites to pumpkins and trees.
People are fond of those festive shapes, especially around Easter, Halloween and Christmas, but this year things got dark for Reese's on social media when their Peanut Butter Christmas trees didn't fit the mold.
People took to Twitter and Instagram to complain that the Reese's Peanut Butter Trees didnt' look like trees at all, sarcastically tagging the Tweets #happythanksgiving. First world problems, amirite?!
Personally, I eat them too fast to pay attention to how they're shaped, and sometimes I don't even have time to open the package!
We now know how risky it can be to try and do anything dangerous while on LSD, but back when the drug was still young it was tested on all kinds of people in all kinds of situations, from relaxed in a room to soldiers in the middle of a war.
One particular group of British soldiers were captured on film back in 1964 while they fell apart in the field after being dosed with LSD-25, proving that acid trips and military manoeuvres don't mix.
Back in the day Max Headroom, Vrillon from Ashtar Galactic Command and a disgruntled guy calling himself Captain Midnight were all able to hijack television broadcast signals to share their message, cryptic as they may be.
But even though we assume signal hijacking would be harder in the digital age pranksters are still proving it's possible with broadcast interruptions that have turned into televised mysteries.
New York City has a homeless population made up of around 60,000 people who are virtually invisible to those who pass them by every single day, and their invisibility gives them a different view of city life.
But there's another kind of homeless New Yorker who actually earns a living in the city without a roof over their head, and they wield a different power of invisibility, one that allows them to blend in and go to work just like everyone else.
One of NYC's finest homeless photographers is a man by the name of Mark Reay, who has an eye for fashion photography that landed him a job at Dazed magazine back in 2007.
Dazed had no idea Mark was homeless at first, he was hired simply because he was so talented, but every night Mark would edit his photos at Starbucks then return to the East Village rooftop where he lived.
Mark's story is breaking that stereotypical mold of what it means to be homeless, and his story is the subject of the new documentary "Homme Less", which was filmed by Mark's friend Thomas Wirthensohn. Here's a clip:
It's hard to imagine anybody who grew up watching cartoons in the last thirty five years or so could have completely avoided watching any anime, but believe it or not poor anime deprived souls are out there.
They have no idea what their eyeballs have been missing by not being exposed to anime, but now thanks to BuzzFeedVideo they've seen the light...and a few of them might be scarred for life because they watched Attack On Titan.
The McDonald's corp recently ran a promotion in Malaysia where customers could score a free Big Mac if they submitted a recording of themselves singing the song "Sama-Sama Big Mac" using the Dubsmash voice dubbing app.
Who are you gonna follow when the rotten dead come walking into your camp looking to take a bite out of you and your crew? Daryl, that's who, the man who was built for life on the road and whose lifestyle isn't really affected by the zombie apocalypse. He's less likely to trust folks than, say, Rick or Carol, but in the end he'll help folks out if it means mutually assured survival. Oh, and one more thing in Daryl's favor- he's one hell of a fighter!
Pick sides with this The Archer t-shirt by Machmigo, it's sure to make your fellow fans drool with delight, and should be enough to keep those nasty biters away, for now...
The 2016 presidential election looks like it will have more in common with a three ring circus than a serious political event to determine the fate of our country, and that may be a bit troubling for some.
For those dreading the electoral folly to come might I suggest thinking of the whole thing as a game of Magic: The Gathering, where hands are dealt, America's resources are tapped, and the creatures in play are the candidates themselves.
Gaming card design wizard/political satirist Mighty God King created this spot on 2016 Election themed set of Magic:The Gathering cards so we can choose the fate of our country the fun way- in a battle to the death!
The cutesy look of the anime series Pokemon makes the strange items used by Trainers seem harmless, but when this gear is realistically rendered some of it starts to look a bit sinister.
In fact, if you think about the Pokemon universe in realistic terms what they're doing to those poor little pocket monsters is messed up!
The creators claim these items are imbued with a magical energy that gives them their powers, but there's nothing magical about pointing a loaded gun at another trainer's head and demanding extra prize money!
And then there are those "items" that we normally called drugs in real life-they make the most sense, because how else are you going to get a Pokemon to sit around inside that ball all day?
Those who have been obsessed with console gaming their whole lives have most likely gone through an Atari phase, where they found themselves digging on the simple graphics, strange game mechanics and large library of titles.
But now that we have emulators most gamers would rather have thousands of games sitting on their hard drive than a physical collection cluttering up their homes. But what if you want that console feel without all the clutter?
You need the Harmony Cartridge, which is basically an SD card adapter for the Atari 2600 console that lets you play every game in the library via one cartridge. So you still get the old console feel you love without the clutter.
So it appears the xenomorphs have invaded the cartoon universe by using some sort of interdimensional travel doohicky they discovered in the recesses of space. It was only a matter of time, really, because those aliens seem like primal killing machines but they're actually quite crafty. Notice how they chose to assimilate one of the cutest characters in the toon world? That was no accident, they simply knew that nobody would suspect that poor orphan deer of being an acid blooded killing machine, heck, even that dumb butterfly don't know the difference!
The wearer of this Bambi Burster t-shirt by ZombieDollars should prepare for people to be delighted and disturbed at the same time by this twisted version of their beloved Bambi, so wear it with caution!
Visit ZombieDollars's NeatoShop for more delightfully geeky designs:
Milton had been relocated, ignored, handed more paperwork than he could ever possibly handle, ignored again, and made fun of, but the worst blow of all came when somebody stole his stapler. He came up with a way to guarantee he would never lose his stapler again, one that only a part time sorcerer like himself could pull off- he would cast a spell and merge with the stapler. After a few failed attempts and a new pair of glasses he'd finally perfected the incantation, and when Lumbergh came over looking for those TPS reports Milton muttered the words and with a flash he and the stapler were one.
Fans of Office Space and TPS wizards agree- wearing this Milton's Revenge t-shirt by MannArt feels better than owning your own red stapler!
When the teddy bears came to the teddy bear picnic they were expecting to eat gummy berries, sip on chamomile tea and discuss any new rips, tears, repairs or button eyes they might have. Many of the bears had left their human owners and hobbled for miles to reach what was supposed to be the event of the year for plush toys. But the picnic had been turned into a massacre thanks to a particularly violent strain of stuffing virus, which turned the afflicted into savage seam ripping beasts who hungered for fresh fluff....
Show the world what really happened went they all went down to the woods with this Teddy Bear Picnic t-shirt by Dooomcat, it's so cute people will want to eat you all up when they see you wearing this dark and funny tee!
When the selfie craze reached the Street Fighter universe it immediately started causing all kinds of problems, mostly because that stretchy goofball Dhalsim wouldn't put his phone down and fight! The other fighters found it unfair to be KOd by a guy kicking you from across the ring while staring at a screen, so Blanka hatched a plan to destroy his phone once and for all. He crept up while Dhalsim wasn't paying attention and quickly shocked the heck out of him, fragging the phone in the process. The fighters cheered and tried to get back to battling, but Dhalsim interrupted by saying "Hey, can I borrow somebody's phone"
Ignite the yoga fire within you with this SF Selfie by Louisros, it's the easiest way to get a PERFECT score in geeky style.
The best, and most delicious, way to break the fourth wall is to shove a chimichanga in the viewer's face and let their smell-o-vision grab their attention via their nose holes. Then you yell some kind of witty phrase like "Now that's what I call fresh!" or "Did somebody order a chihuahua?", something drawn from the pool of comedic catchphrases you call a brain ought to knock 'em dead. Soon the whole interwebs will marvel at that delivery boy with a mouth who had them LOLing so hard they almost went full Zoidberg!
Comedic comic book mercs, futuristic cartoon folks and deep fried burritos collide on this Shut Up And CHIMICHANGAS! t-shirt by Daniel Sotomayor, it's the only way to Fry!
When you and your friends sit down to play a dungeon crawler you're expecting to see certain elements- mighty warriors and bedazzling wizards battling ferocious beasts, treasure chests and traps, remnants of an ancient civilization and those fresh to the underground fight learning what dragon's breath feels like. If you're lucky you'll only encounter orcs and goblins, but when the dungeonmaster throws an owlbear or gelatinous cube at you things start to get dangerous. Dungeon crawlers are all about the levels, the dangers, and the heroes who face it all with a manic smile on their faces!
Add some subterranean style to your geeky wardrobe with this Dungeon Crawlers t-shirt by Anna-Maria Jung, wear it and become the dungeon master of your own life!
He's the feature creature that stomped and screeched his way into our monster loving hearts by stomping cities into dust, and with his killer looks and massive screen presence it's no wonder he became the King Of The Monsters. The glorious Godzilla led the charge so that other kaiju creatures could roam around the cinema and cause trouble, and without the Monster King to stop those rogue kaiju they would have destroyed human civilization long ago. The King of the Monsters giveth and he taketh away, but mostly he giveth thrills and mega sized chills whenever he comes marching out of the ocean ready for action!
Celebrate the legacy created by one big lizard kaiju with this King Of The Monsters t-shirt by Shamus Beyale, it's one epic design that's sure to blow your fellow fans' minds.
On November 7, 2015 the search for alien life on Earth supposedly came to an end when this creepy little critter was found in a backyard in San Jose, California, soon after a strange explosion was seen in the night sky.
People began to wonder what that green explosion in the sky could have been, so naturally they thought "Aliens!", but the Government claimed the whole thing was just a missile test gone wrong.
If the Government was telling the truth, and that light was nothing but a missile igniting too early, then what did social media seeker of truth Gianna Peponis actually find?
Hobo networks were able to map out various aspects of society by using a symbolic code to communicate with each other, and before long their unification became official at the 1889 Hobo Convention in St. Louis, Missouri.
It was there that the Hobo Ethical Code was established, to help a happy wanderer be all he or she could be, and much of it sounds like good advice for us all:
5. BE A SELF-STARTER.
"When no employment is available, make your own work by using your added talents at crafts."
6. SET A GOOD EXAMPLE.
"Do not allow yourself to become a stupid drunk and set a bad example for locals' treatment of other hobos."
7. BE MINDFUL OF OTHERS.
"When jungling in town, respect handouts, do not wear them out, another hobo will be coming along who will need them as badly, if not worse than you."
8. DON'T LITTER.
"Always respect nature, do not leave garbage where you are jungling."
9. LEND A HAND.
"If in a community jungle, always pitch in and help."
Nature is full of prey and predators, plants and bugs who eat plants, soft skinned humans and sharp pointy things that stab and stick.
These things are simply doing what they were made to do, but that doesn't stop humans from referring to them as aholes, jerks, and many other disparaging names accompanied by a string of expletives.
Redditors were recently asked to discuss "What's An A$%hole In Nature?", and their answers ranged from the true yet very obvious cats and wasps, to the a little more outside the box grass prickles and menstruation, to this completely abstract view on a-hole-ism.
Japan is full of cool and innovative stuff, and they've been making some of the coolest stuff on the planet since well before their ports were open to Westerners.
By stuff I mean everything from their public transportation to their public toilets, their pop culture franchises to their food products, and most especially these locking bike racks that are free for all to use.
(Images by Scott Bryan for BuzzFeed)
It's also unclear why we don't have toilets as awesome as the ones they have in Japan, because nothing helps you do your business like an attentive toilet with sound effects and a bidet ready to wash your poop away.
And just to prove they've thought of everything they even sell new shirts and pants at the 7-11s, so you don't have to wander the streets in the nude anymore!
It's the line that would come to define a franchise, the words uttered by an old man in a cave before he gave up his sword so that Link may save Hyrule. When gamers were first told that it was dangerous to go alone we had no idea what that meant, but now that we've helped Link traverse scary dungeons, fight giant boss monsters and harness the power of the Triforce we know that old man wasn't lying! Still, a little opposition goes a long way in the making of a legend, and with the love of Zelda to keep him warm at night Link need never feel alone as he's making the world a safer place with sword and shield.
Celebrate a gaming legacy with this Dangerous To Go Alone t-shirt by Twenty27 Designs, it's a colorful way to show your love for that legend named Link!
Back in those classic 8-bit days of console gaming there was a game released based on the Avengers that ended up looking a lot like a game from the Mega Man franchise. Heroes like Cap, Black Widow and Iron Man were reduced to one trick marvels, while that cybernetic mastermind Ultron stood in the center waiting for players to fight their way to his lair. Despite their simple' names the Megavengers were ridiculously hard to beat, just like the real Avengers. But those who put in the time and effort were rewarded with a face-to-grill encounter with Ultron that usually lasted about ten seconds before the player was defeated and had to start the game over again from the beginning. Man, old school gaming was fun!
Add some geeky game to your wardrobe with this Megavengers Ultraman t-shirt by LavaLamp, it's sure to bring a smile to the faces of both Avengers fans and those who remember how hard it was to play a console game back in the day.
Life is an experiment in making something of yourself, but in order to become someone big you first have to dream big. Do you think the king of kaiju was born a giant beast capable of stomping Tokyo into dust? He started out small time just like the rest of us, without a bad reputation or an appetite for destruction, but in time he and his rep grew. People didn't know what to make of Lilo's furry alien friend when he arrived on the islands either, but just as people came to know and fear Godzilla so too will they someday run and hide when Stitch comes to town...
Share an extraterrestrial message of hope with this Dream Big t-shirt by Ursulalopez, it's big time cute and sure to spread terror smiles wherever you go!