Father's Day is June 17th. Are you still looking for the perfect gift for your Doctor Who loving Dad? You need the Doctor Who Sonic Screwdriver Keychain & Flashlight from the NeatoShop. This great little item is shaped like the 11th Doctor's Sonic Screwdriver.
Perry The Platypus Hydro Canteen - $13.95
Summer vacation is starting! Do you know what you are going to do today? Well, whatever you do make sure it includes drinking plenty of water. Building a rocket, climbing the Eiffel Tower, or giving a monkey a shower is thirsty work. Make sure you stay properly hydrated with the Perry The Platypus Hydro Canteen from the NeatoShop. This great water bottle has double wall insulation to prevent sweating and condensation.
Be sure to check out the NeatoShop for more great Water Bottles!
Zombie Beanie - $21.95
The zombie apocalypse is coming! Are you ready! Let the Zombie Beanie from the NeatoShop help you blend in with your new undead neighbors. This fantastically gruesome knit hat comes complete with attached vinyl brain parts.
Looking for the perfect zombie outfit? The Zombie Beanie pairs perfectly with the Zombie Feet Sandals. Get your zombie on today!
Be sure to check out the NeatoShop for more Zombie friendly fun!
Pyramid Scheme Measuring Cups - $11.95Are you looking for a way to build on your non-sustainable cooking potential? Start by Updated your kitchen utensil portfolio with the Pyramid Scheme Measuring Cups from the NeatoShop. This simple measuring model is made up of 6 wonderfully stackable measuring cups in sizes: 1tsp. 1 tbsp, 1/4 cup, 1/3 cup, 1/2 cup, and 1 cup. The Pyramid Scheme Measuring Cup set is a great way to trick people into believing you actually know your way around the kitchen.
Be sure to check out the NeatoShop for more unbelievably wonderful Kitchen Stuff!
Pirate Clock - $39.95
Ahoy Matey! Father's Day be June 17th. Be ye still lookin' fer th' perfect gift fer yer pirate lovin' Dad? Ye need the Pirate Clock from th' NeatoShop. This nautical gentelman o' fortune themed mantel clock be handcrafted.
NeatoShop. This fantastic premium cotton flannel blanket is soft, lightweight, and breathable. It is the optimum size for swaddling. The Angry Birds Ultimate Receiving Blanket is available in Red, Bird, Blue, Bird and Yellow Bird. Buy 1 or buy all 3.
Be sure to check out the NeatoShop for more great Baby & Tots items.
Guilt Trip Nifty Note - $3.95
Are you a very busy individual who does so, so, so much for others? Don't let time stop you from your obligation to remind people of their transgressions. You need the Guilt Trip Nifty Note from the NeatoShop. The Guilt Trip Nifty Note provides 50 sheets of checkoff reminders that they NEVER:
- Invite Me
- Clean up
- Arrive on time
- Show support
- Hang out
- Give me a ride
- Pick up the tab
- Flatter Me
- And fill in the blank
The Guilt Trip Nifty note is a fun guilty pleasure.
After all we've done for you the least you can do is check out the rest of the fabulous Stationary items at the NeatoShop. Seriously, they are amazing.
TARDIS Safe - $51.95Attention Doctor Who fans! Are you looking for the perfect place to store your favorite treasures? You need the TARDIS Safe from the NeatoShop. This lockable portable bank features flashing lights and sound effects when opened.
Be sure to check out the NeatoShop for more awesome Doctor Who items!
Dead Dinner Guest Disguises - $9.95Are you looking for a way liven up to your next soiree? You need the Dead Dinner Guest Disguises from the NeatoShop. This great set includes 8 paper masks and 8 ghastly props that your friends will be dying to play with.
Be sure to check out the NeatoShop for more fantastic Party Supplies.
NeatoShop. This great set of 4 pint glasses features: Darth Vader, Stormtrooper, Yoda, and Boba Fett. The force is strong with this set.
Be sure to check out the NeatoShop for more fantastic Star Wars items!
Party Glasses With Sideburns - $6.95
Summer is almost here. It's time to party like the king of the whole wide world with the Party Glasses With Sideburns from the NeatoShop. This fantastic pair of glasses comes in both gold and silver. Karaoke night just got all shook up!
Be sure to check out the NeatoShop for a smorgasbord of Apparel & Accessories!
TARDIS Talking Plush - $25.95Attention Doctor Who fans! Now you can cuddle up with your very own TARDIS Talking Plush from the NeatoShop. This great 8" tall plush makes sound effects and has flashing lights when you push the front.
Blue Dalek Talking Plush and Red Dalek Talking Plush also available.
Be sure to check out the NeatoShop for more fantastic Doctor Who items.
Angry Face Spatula Turner - $5.95Do you hate to cook? You need a spatula that reflects your displeasure with the task. Get the Angry Face Spatula Turner from the NeatoShop. This flexibile nylon kitchen tool is perfect for cooking meals against your will.
Smiley Face Spatula Turner also available.
Be sure to check out the NeatoShop for more lively Kitchen Stuff!
Hello Kitty Backpack With Mustache - $39.95Summer is coming. Are you planning your next big adventure? Make sure your pack reflects your mysterious personality with the Hello Kitty Backpack With Mustache from the NeatoShop. This groovy bag features 3-D ears, bow and mustache. People the world over will wonder what unusual treasures this remarkable bag holds.
Be sure to check out the NeatoShop for more great Backpacks and tons of awesome Hello Kitty & Sanrio items!
Bloody Knife Spatula - $8.45Do you suspect you are in need of a new spatula? Quick! Dispose of your old kitchen utensil and replace it with the Bloody Knife Spatula from the NeatoShop! This useful silicone tool is printed to look like a bloody knife. The thin spatula head slips easily under food. It would be a crime not to have this gruesomely fabulous spatula at the scene of your next baking adventure.
Be sure to investigate the NeatoShop for more unusual Kitchen Stuff.
Salami Plush - $7.45Are you crazy about that delectable, highly seasoned, sausage, known as salami? It is time to declare your love of all things salami with the fantastic Salami Plush from the NeatoShop. This deliciously fun toy is shaped like a salami sausage and includes 3 slices of salami. It is the perfect way to cuddle up with your favorite deli meat.
Hungry for more fun items? Be sure to check out the NeatoShop for more great Plush Toys.
Do you foresee a wonderful party in your future? Don't leave anything to chance. The odds are in your favor when you serve cupcakes with Sweet Destines Cupcake Fortunes And Wraps from the NeatoShop.
The Sweet Destines Cupcake Fortunes And Wraps set includes 12 cupcake wraps and 12 cake toppers. The Cake toppers have hidden fortunes inside. Peel-away the center to reveal your fate. May the luck be with you when you throw your next soiree.
Be sure to check out the NeatoShop amazing Party Supplies!
Snowglobe Salt & Pepper Shakers - $11.95
Are you looking for a way to make your dining experience more magical? You need the Snowglobe Salt & Pepper Shakers from the NeatoShop. The pieces of this enchanting set are shaped like waterglobes. They are sure to bring fun and child like innocence back to your table. More importantly, however, they are a great way to distract from really bad food.
Be sure to check out the NeatoShop for more great Salt & Pepper Shakers!
The Beast Giant Fist Kool Koozie - $14.95You are an amazing individual. Don't let a canned beverage dominate you. Dominate your drink with The Beast Giant Fist Koozie from the NeatoShop. This excellent giant fist shaped can cooler is easy to clean and reusable. Make him your trusty summer companion today.
Father's Day is June 17th! Don't forget to pick up a rad gift for Dad! Check out the NeatoShop for more awesome Father's Day gift suggestions.
Werewolf Feet - $14.95Are you itching to get Dad a Father's Day gift he will really love? Get him the Werewolf Feet from the NeatoShop. Dad will be over the moon for these fantastic slippers. We have no doubt he will have a howling good time wearing them around the house.
Be sure to check out the NeatoShop for more frighteningly fabulous Footwear!
Wampa Rug - $145.95Does your home feel cold and sterile? Harness the force and add a little warmth to your decorating style with the ultimate Wampa Rug from the NeatoShop. This fantastic Star Wars themed rug has a plush head with embroidered facial details and vinyl claws. With the Wampa Rug on your floor you will feel as though you have been transported to a galaxy far, far away.
Be sure to check out the NeatoShop for more great Star Wars items.
Burger Women's Ankle Socks - $3.95Who says socks have to be boring and white? Not us. Behold the Burger Women's Ankle Socks from the NeatoShop. This mouthwatering pair of socks has a yummy burger design. Treat yourself to a fun pair today.
Be sure to check out the NeatoShop for more deliciously entertaining Footwear!
Ninja Star Handbag - $14.95
Are you looking for a clutch purse that reflects your mysteriously sassy personality? You need the Ninja Star Handbag from the NeatoShop. This great shuriken shaped purse is the perfect way to conceal a few precious belongings.Be sure to check out the NeatoShop for more fantastic Bags & Totes.
Are you dead tired of cleaning your dishes with an ordinary scrubbing brush? You need the Bone Collector Skull Kitchen Crush from the NeatoShop. This frighteningly fun kitchen brush with handle has soft bristles and is dishwasher safe. The Bone Collector Skull Kitchen Brush is available in: Black, Orange, Pink, and Purple. Buy one or buy all four.
Be sure to check out the NeatoShop for more great Cleaning Supplies!
Luscious Lips Straws - $7.95The weather is getting warmer and love is in the air. Are you looking for a silly, sweet, and slightly flirtatious gift for your sweetheart? You need the Luscious Lips Straws from the NeatoShop. This alluring set includes 5 reusable lips and 24 straws.
Be sure to check out the NeatoShop for more great Kitchen Stuff.
Day Of The Dead Corkscrew - $22.95
Are you looking for an unusual wine bottle opener for your favorite wine enthusiast? You need the Day Of The Dead Corkscrew from the NeatoShop. This fantastic corkscrew was designed by Stephanie Suarez and Arial Rojo as part of the "Mexico Design Challenge" initiative to disciver and develop Mexican artists.
Be sure to check out the NeatoShop for more great Barware & Cocktail items!
Mustache Bottle Opener - $9.95
Does your current bottle opener lack a certain amount sophistication? Accentuate your bottle opening experience with the Mustache Bottle opener from the NeatoShop. This brilliant opener is handcrafted in the USA. It is perfect for adding an air of mystery and intrigue to the mundane bottle opening experience. People will wonder who is that sexy mustached bottle opening individual.
Be sure to check out the NeatoShop for more Mustache merriment.
Slicey Egg Slicer - $3.95Are you looking for ways to put the fun back into cooking? You need the egg-cellent Slicey Egg Slicer from the NeatoShop. This nifty little gadget cuts hard-boiled eggs evenly and easily with a smile.
Be sure to check out the NeatoShop for more entertaining Kitchen Stuff!
Buckshot Shot Glasses - $7.95
Father's Day is coming! What do you get the Dad who has daughters that are old enough to date? The Buckshot shot Glasses from the NeatoShop. This great set of 4 shot glasses, shaped like a shotgun shell, are perfect for sipping drinks while interviewing gentleman callers.Be sure to check out the NeatoShop for more great Father's Day gift ideas!
Scoops Ice Cream Doorstop - $14.95
Uh-Oh! That darn door just won't stay open. Don't use an ordinary plain vanilla doorstop. Lick the problem with this fantastic faux version of your favorite summertime treat. The Scoops Ice Cream Doorstop from the NeatoShop is a deliciously fun way to keep the door ajar.Be sure to check out the NeatoShop for more sweet Home & Garden treats!
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