Father's Day is June 17th. Are you still looking for the perfect gift for your golf loving Dad? Get Dad the Butt Putt from the NeatoShop. This hilarious practicing putter makes fart sounds whenever you make the shot. This gift is a real gas!
Is your door causing a sticky situation by refusing to stay ajar? It's time to get Kraken and get the fabulous tentacle doorstop from the NeatoShop. This cephalopod inspired doorstop is handcrafted in the USA. If you miss this deal you're a sucker.
Be sure to check out the NeatoShop for more unusual Doorstops!
Are skeletons and pirates the key to your beloved's heart? Get them the amazing Skeleton Key Necklace from the NeatoShop. This fantastic accessory is handcrafted to look like a key composed of a tooth, bone, and skull. It makes a wicked fun gift for any pirate lover.
Be sure to check out the NeatoShop for more great Pirate items!
Do you get really angry when somebody snags the last of your favorite cookies? Protect your precious sweets with the Incredible Hulk Cookie Jar from the NeatoShop. This fantastic cookie jar is all the rage among brilliant scientists.
Be sure to check out the NeatoShop for more great Hulk items and amazing Kitchen Stuff.
Father's Day is June 17th. Don't just phone home. Get your geeky Dad a gift he will really love. Get him the E.T. Hand from the NeatoShop. This great prop replica of E.T.'s hand has a light-up finger. The finger glows when pressed.
Warning: Dad may still try to talk you into pulling his finger. Whatever sound effect comes from that was not made by this awesome glove.
Be sure to check out the NeatoShop for more fantastic Father's Day gift suggestions.
Are you sensing that your desk is missing something? You need the Darth Vader LEGO Star Wars Desk Lamp from the NeatoShop. This fantastic lamp comes complete with a movable and bendable Darth Vader with bright 12 LED lightsaber lamp clutched in his hand. He can be used both on and off of his base. Perhaps this lamp can find new ways to motivate you to do your work.
Be sure to check out the NeatoShop for more Star Wars and LEGO fun!
Are you at war with your mediocre coin purse? Replace it with the amazing Grenade Coin Purse from the NeatoShop. This great zippered bag comes with: a carabiner-style loop, internal keychains, zippered compartment, and a mesh pocket. Your friends will be blown away by this great accessory.
Do you long for of a day where you can whisk away putrid odors and replace them with a delightful bouquet of bacon? Dream no more! With the Bacon Spray Freshener from the NeatoShop you can finally have the smell of porky goodness at your fingertips. This compact air spray bottle contains the artificial scent of delicious hickory smoked bacon. Turn any smelly room from yuck to yum in seconds.
Be sure to check out the NeatoShop for more Bacon treats!
Do your walls look gruesomely bare? Livening them up is child's play with the Grimms' Fairy Tales Postertext from the NeatoShop. This great conversation piece features many short stories including Little Red Riding Hood and other works by The Brothers Grimm, as translated by Edgar Taylor and Marian Edwardes.
Finally, there is a way to hang the text of your favorite book on the wall. The negative space from the text recreates an iconic moment from the book. Be sure to check out the NeatoShop for more great Postertexts and Posters!
Are you looking for a way to add a little pizzazz and personality to boring everyday items? You need the Giant Googly Eyes from the NeatoShop. This eye popping set of two giant googly eyes comes with an adhesive backing. The eyes will stick to virtually anything to make a gigantic silly face. Happy decorating!
Father's Day is June 17th. Are you still looking for the perfect gift for your Doctor Who loving Dad? You need the Doctor Who Sonic Screwdriver Keychain & Flashlight from the NeatoShop. This great little item is shaped like the 11th Doctor's Sonic Screwdriver.
Summer vacation is starting! Do you know what you are going to do today? Well, whatever you do make sure it includes drinking plenty of water. Building a rocket, climbing the Eiffel Tower, or giving a monkey a shower is thirsty work. Make sure you stay properly hydrated with the Perry The Platypus Hydro Canteen from the NeatoShop. This great water bottle has double wall insulation to prevent sweating and condensation.
The zombie apocalypse is coming! Are you ready! Let the Zombie Beanie from the NeatoShop help you blend in with your new undead neighbors. This fantastically gruesome knit hat comes complete with attached vinyl brain parts.
Looking for the perfect zombie outfit? The Zombie Beanie pairs perfectly with the Zombie Feet Sandals. Get your zombie on today!
Be sure to check out the NeatoShop for more Zombie friendly fun!
Are you looking for a way to build on your non-sustainable cooking potential? Start by Updated your kitchen utensil portfolio with the Pyramid Scheme Measuring Cups from the NeatoShop. This simple measuring model is made up of 6 wonderfully stackable measuring cups in sizes: 1tsp. 1 tbsp, 1/4 cup, 1/3 cup, 1/2 cup, and 1 cup. The Pyramid Scheme Measuring Cup set is a great way to trick people into believing you actually know your way around the kitchen.
Be sure to check out the NeatoShop for more unbelievably wonderful Kitchen Stuff!
Ahoy Matey! Father's Day be June 17th. Be ye still lookin' fer th' perfect gift fer yer pirate lovin' Dad? Ye need the Pirate Clock from th' NeatoShop. This nautical gentelman o' fortune themed mantel clock be handcrafted.
Are you looking for the perfect baby gift for the absolute Angry Birds fan? You need the Angry Birds Ultimate Receiving Blanket from the NeatoShop. This fantastic premium cotton flannel blanket is soft, lightweight, and breathable. It is the optimum size for swaddling. The Angry Birds Ultimate Receiving Blanket is available in Red, Bird, Blue, Bird and Yellow Bird. Buy 1 or buy all 3.
Be sure to check out the NeatoShop for more great Baby & Tots items.
Are you a very busy individual who does so, so, so much for others? Don't let time stop you from your obligation to remind people of their transgressions. You need the Guilt Trip Nifty Note from the NeatoShop. The Guilt Trip Nifty Note provides 50 sheets of checkoff reminders that they NEVER:
Arrive on time
Give me a ride
Pick up the tab
And fill in the blank
The Guilt Trip Nifty note is a fun guilty pleasure.
After all we've done for you the least you can do is check out the rest of the fabulous Stationary items at the NeatoShop. Seriously, they are amazing.
Attention Doctor Who fans! Are you looking for the perfect place to store your favorite treasures? You need the TARDIS Safe from the NeatoShop. This lockable portable bank features flashing lights and sound effects when opened.
Be sure to check out the NeatoShop for more awesome Doctor Who items!
Are you looking for a way liven up to your next soiree? You need the Dead Dinner Guest Disguises from the NeatoShop. This great set includes 8 paper masks and 8 ghastly props that your friends will be dying to play with.
Are you looking for the ultimate Star Wars glassware for your kitchen? You need the Star Wars 4-Piece Collector 16 oz. Pint Glass Set from the NeatoShop. This great set of 4 pint glasses features: Darth Vader, Stormtrooper, Yoda, and Boba Fett. The force is strong with this set.
Be sure to check out the NeatoShop for more fantastic Star Wars items!
Summer is almost here. It's time to party like the king of the whole wide world with the Party Glasses With Sideburns from the NeatoShop. This fantastic pair of glasses comes in both gold and silver. Karaoke night just got all shook up!
Attention Doctor Who fans! Now you can cuddle up with your very own TARDIS Talking Plush from the NeatoShop. This great 8" tall plush makes sound effects and has flashing lights when you push the front.
Do you hate to cook? You need a spatula that reflects your displeasure with the task. Get the Angry Face Spatula Turner from the NeatoShop. This flexibile nylon kitchen tool is perfect for cooking meals against your will.
Summer is coming. Are you planning your next big adventure? Make sure your pack reflects your mysterious personality with the Hello Kitty Backpack With Mustache from the NeatoShop. This groovy bag features 3-D ears, bow and mustache. People the world over will wonder what unusual treasures this remarkable bag holds.
Do you suspect you are in need of a new spatula? Quick! Dispose of your old kitchen utensil and replace it with the Bloody Knife Spatula from the NeatoShop! This useful silicone tool is printed to look like a bloody knife. The thin spatula head slips easily under food. It would be a crime not to have this gruesomely fabulous spatula at the scene of your next baking adventure.
Be sure to investigate the NeatoShop for more unusual Kitchen Stuff.
Are you crazy about that delectable, highly seasoned, sausage, known as salami? It is time to declare your love of all things salami with the fantastic Salami Plush from the NeatoShop. This deliciously fun toy is shaped like a salami sausage and includes 3 slices of salami. It is the perfect way to cuddle up with your favorite deli meat.
Hungry for more fun items? Be sure to check out the NeatoShop for more great Plush Toys.
Do you foresee a wonderful party in your future? Don't leave anything to chance. The odds are in your favor when you serve cupcakes with Sweet Destines Cupcake Fortunes And Wraps from the NeatoShop.
The Sweet Destines Cupcake Fortunes And Wraps set includes 12 cupcake wraps and 12 cake toppers. The Cake toppers have hidden fortunes inside. Peel-away the center to reveal your fate. May the luck be with you when you throw your next soiree.
Are you looking for a way to make your dining experience more magical? You need the Snowglobe Salt & Pepper Shakers from the NeatoShop. The pieces of this enchanting set are shaped like waterglobes. They are sure to bring fun and child like innocence back to your table. More importantly, however, they are a great way to distract from really bad food.