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The Butt Putt - $19.95Father's Day is June 17th. Are you still looking for the perfect gift for your golf loving Dad? Get Dad the Butt Putt from the NeatoShop. This hilarious practicing putter makes fart sounds whenever you make the shot. This gift is a real gas!
Be sure to check out the NeatoShop for more fun Gag Gifts & Pranks!
Tentacle Doorstop - $19.95
Is your door causing a sticky situation by refusing to stay ajar? It's time to get Kraken and get the fabulous tentacle doorstop from the NeatoShop. This cephalopod inspired doorstop is handcrafted in the USA. If you miss this deal you're a sucker.
Be sure to check out the NeatoShop for more unusual Doorstops!
Skeleton Key Necklace - $9.95
Are skeletons and pirates the key to your beloved's heart? Get them the amazing Skeleton Key Necklace from the NeatoShop. This fantastic accessory is handcrafted to look like a key composed of a tooth, bone, and skull. It makes a wicked fun gift for any pirate lover.
Be sure to check out the NeatoShop for more great Pirate items!
The Incredible Hulk Cookie Jar - $54.95
Do you get really angry when somebody snags the last of your favorite cookies? Protect your precious sweets with the Incredible Hulk Cookie Jar from the NeatoShop. This fantastic cookie jar is all the rage among brilliant scientists.
E.T. Hand - $24.95Father's Day is June 17th. Don't just phone home. Get your geeky Dad a gift he will really love. Get him the E.T. Hand from the NeatoShop. This great prop replica of E.T.'s hand has a light-up finger. The finger glows when pressed.
Warning: Dad may still try to talk you into pulling his finger. Whatever sound effect comes from that was not made by this awesome glove.
Be sure to check out the NeatoShop for more fantastic Father's Day gift suggestions.
Darth Vader LEGO Star Wars Desk Lamp - $59.95Are you sensing that your desk is missing something? You need the Darth Vader LEGO Star Wars Desk Lamp from the NeatoShop. This fantastic lamp comes complete with a movable and bendable Darth Vader with bright 12 LED lightsaber lamp clutched in his hand. He can be used both on and off of his base. Perhaps this lamp can find new ways to motivate you to do your work.
Be sure to check out the NeatoShop for more Star Wars and LEGO fun!
Grenade Coin Purse - $9.95 (sold individually)Are you at war with your mediocre coin purse? Replace it with the amazing Grenade Coin Purse from the NeatoShop. This great zippered bag comes with: a carabiner-style loop, internal keychains, zippered compartment, and a mesh pocket. Your friends will be blown away by this great accessory.
Be sure to check out the NeatoShop for more great Wallets, Purses & Coin Bags!
Bacon Spray Freshener - $7.45Do you long for of a day where you can whisk away putrid odors and replace them with a delightful bouquet of bacon? Dream no more! With the Bacon Spray Freshener from the NeatoShop you can finally have the smell of porky goodness at your fingertips. This compact air spray bottle contains the artificial scent of delicious hickory smoked bacon. Turn any smelly room from yuck to yum in seconds.
Be sure to check out the NeatoShop for more Bacon treats!
Grimms' Fairy Tales Postertext - $34.95Do your walls look gruesomely bare? Livening them up is child's play with the Grimms' Fairy Tales Postertext from the NeatoShop. This great conversation piece features many short stories including Little Red Riding Hood and other works by The Brothers Grimm, as translated by Edgar Taylor and Marian Edwardes.
Finally, there is a way to hang the text of your favorite book on the wall. The negative space from the text recreates an iconic moment from the book. Be sure to check out the NeatoShop for more great Postertexts and Posters!
Giant Googly Eyes - $6.95Are you looking for a way to add a little pizzazz and personality to boring everyday items? You need the Giant Googly Eyes from the NeatoShop. This eye popping set of two giant googly eyes comes with an adhesive backing. The eyes will stick to virtually anything to make a gigantic silly face. Happy decorating!
Be sure to check out the NeatoShop for more Home & Garden fun!
Father's Day is June 17th. Are you still looking for the perfect gift for your Doctor Who loving Dad? You need the Doctor Who Sonic Screwdriver Keychain & Flashlight from the NeatoShop. This great little item is shaped like the 11th Doctor's Sonic Screwdriver.
Perry The Platypus Hydro Canteen - $13.95
Summer vacation is starting! Do you know what you are going to do today? Well, whatever you do make sure it includes drinking plenty of water. Building a rocket, climbing the Eiffel Tower, or giving a monkey a shower is thirsty work. Make sure you stay properly hydrated with the Perry The Platypus Hydro Canteen from the NeatoShop. This great water bottle has double wall insulation to prevent sweating and condensation.
Be sure to check out the NeatoShop for more great Water Bottles!
Zombie Beanie - $21.95
The zombie apocalypse is coming! Are you ready! Let the Zombie Beanie from the NeatoShop help you blend in with your new undead neighbors. This fantastically gruesome knit hat comes complete with attached vinyl brain parts.
Looking for the perfect zombie outfit? The Zombie Beanie pairs perfectly with the Zombie Feet Sandals. Get your zombie on today!
Be sure to check out the NeatoShop for more Zombie friendly fun!
Pyramid Scheme Measuring Cups - $11.95Are you looking for a way to build on your non-sustainable cooking potential? Start by Updated your kitchen utensil portfolio with the Pyramid Scheme Measuring Cups from the NeatoShop. This simple measuring model is made up of 6 wonderfully stackable measuring cups in sizes: 1tsp. 1 tbsp, 1/4 cup, 1/3 cup, 1/2 cup, and 1 cup. The Pyramid Scheme Measuring Cup set is a great way to trick people into believing you actually know your way around the kitchen.
Be sure to check out the NeatoShop for more unbelievably wonderful Kitchen Stuff!
Pirate Clock - $39.95
Ahoy Matey! Father's Day be June 17th. Be ye still lookin' fer th' perfect gift fer yer pirate lovin' Dad? Ye need the Pirate Clock from th' NeatoShop. This nautical gentelman o' fortune themed mantel clock be handcrafted.
NeatoShop. This fantastic premium cotton flannel blanket is soft, lightweight, and breathable. It is the optimum size for swaddling. The Angry Birds Ultimate Receiving Blanket is available in Red, Bird, Blue, Bird and Yellow Bird. Buy 1 or buy all 3.
Be sure to check out the NeatoShop for more great Baby & Tots items.
Guilt Trip Nifty Note - $3.95
Are you a very busy individual who does so, so, so much for others? Don't let time stop you from your obligation to remind people of their transgressions. You need the Guilt Trip Nifty Note from the NeatoShop. The Guilt Trip Nifty Note provides 50 sheets of checkoff reminders that they NEVER:
- Invite Me
- Clean up
- Arrive on time
- Show support
- Hang out
- Give me a ride
- Pick up the tab
- Flatter Me
- And fill in the blank
The Guilt Trip Nifty note is a fun guilty pleasure.
After all we've done for you the least you can do is check out the rest of the fabulous Stationary items at the NeatoShop. Seriously, they are amazing.
TARDIS Safe - $51.95Attention Doctor Who fans! Are you looking for the perfect place to store your favorite treasures? You need the TARDIS Safe from the NeatoShop. This lockable portable bank features flashing lights and sound effects when opened.
Be sure to check out the NeatoShop for more awesome Doctor Who items!
Dead Dinner Guest Disguises - $9.95Are you looking for a way liven up to your next soiree? You need the Dead Dinner Guest Disguises from the NeatoShop. This great set includes 8 paper masks and 8 ghastly props that your friends will be dying to play with.
Be sure to check out the NeatoShop for more fantastic Party Supplies.
NeatoShop. This great set of 4 pint glasses features: Darth Vader, Stormtrooper, Yoda, and Boba Fett. The force is strong with this set.
Be sure to check out the NeatoShop for more fantastic Star Wars items!
Party Glasses With Sideburns - $6.95
Summer is almost here. It's time to party like the king of the whole wide world with the Party Glasses With Sideburns from the NeatoShop. This fantastic pair of glasses comes in both gold and silver. Karaoke night just got all shook up!
Be sure to check out the NeatoShop for a smorgasbord of Apparel & Accessories!
TARDIS Talking Plush - $25.95Attention Doctor Who fans! Now you can cuddle up with your very own TARDIS Talking Plush from the NeatoShop. This great 8" tall plush makes sound effects and has flashing lights when you push the front.
Blue Dalek Talking Plush and Red Dalek Talking Plush also available.
Be sure to check out the NeatoShop for more fantastic Doctor Who items.
Angry Face Spatula Turner - $5.95Do you hate to cook? You need a spatula that reflects your displeasure with the task. Get the Angry Face Spatula Turner from the NeatoShop. This flexibile nylon kitchen tool is perfect for cooking meals against your will.
Smiley Face Spatula Turner also available.
Be sure to check out the NeatoShop for more lively Kitchen Stuff!
Hello Kitty Backpack With Mustache - $39.95Summer is coming. Are you planning your next big adventure? Make sure your pack reflects your mysterious personality with the Hello Kitty Backpack With Mustache from the NeatoShop. This groovy bag features 3-D ears, bow and mustache. People the world over will wonder what unusual treasures this remarkable bag holds.
Be sure to check out the NeatoShop for more great Backpacks and tons of awesome Hello Kitty & Sanrio items!
Bloody Knife Spatula - $8.45Do you suspect you are in need of a new spatula? Quick! Dispose of your old kitchen utensil and replace it with the Bloody Knife Spatula from the NeatoShop! This useful silicone tool is printed to look like a bloody knife. The thin spatula head slips easily under food. It would be a crime not to have this gruesomely fabulous spatula at the scene of your next baking adventure.
Be sure to investigate the NeatoShop for more unusual Kitchen Stuff.
Salami Plush - $7.45Are you crazy about that delectable, highly seasoned, sausage, known as salami? It is time to declare your love of all things salami with the fantastic Salami Plush from the NeatoShop. This deliciously fun toy is shaped like a salami sausage and includes 3 slices of salami. It is the perfect way to cuddle up with your favorite deli meat.
Hungry for more fun items? Be sure to check out the NeatoShop for more great Plush Toys.
Do you foresee a wonderful party in your future? Don't leave anything to chance. The odds are in your favor when you serve cupcakes with Sweet Destines Cupcake Fortunes And Wraps from the NeatoShop.
The Sweet Destines Cupcake Fortunes And Wraps set includes 12 cupcake wraps and 12 cake toppers. The Cake toppers have hidden fortunes inside. Peel-away the center to reveal your fate. May the luck be with you when you throw your next soiree.
Be sure to check out the NeatoShop amazing Party Supplies!
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