Dr. Seuss Graduation Cap

Congratulations! Soon it will be your graduation day. You'll be off to great places. You'll be off and away.

But, before you head off on your next great adventure you will need to walk across a stage and shake hands at the center. You will probably also have to wear a graduation cap or two.  So make sure that cap really speaks to you.

The Doctor Suess Graduation Cap from the NeatoShop is a genuine size graduation cap. It is decorated with bright colors and features the iconic phrase "Oh, the places you'll go."

Be sure to check out the NeatoShop for more fantastic Dr. Suess items and Great Gifts for Graduates. 

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Zombie Ear Keychain

Zombies are were just the most super helpful people. They will go to great lengths to pick your brain and are always willing to lend an in ear in your time of need. Isn't it time you let a NeatoShop Zombie into your life? 

The Zombie Ear Keychain from the NeatoShop is handcrafted in the USA by local artisans. It is made of tough urethane resin and features a loop for your keys.

The Zombie Ear Keychains are hand painted. No two are exactly alike. 

Be sure to check out the NeatoShop for more great Zombie items and "fun"ctional Keychains. 

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Area 51 Passport Pocket Notebook

Are you looking for the perfect place to jot down all your experimental, obscure, and quite possibly out of this world thoughts? You need the Area 51 Passport Pocket Notebook from the NeatoShop. This great little pocket journal has 64 pages for your writing pleasure. 

Be sure to check out the NeatoShop for more great Stationery. 

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Coffee Date with Kermit and Miss Piggy Salt & Pepper Shakers

Are you a lover and a dreamer looking for that rainbow connection? Find it with the Coffee Date with Kermit and Miss Piggy Salt & Pepper Shakers from the NeatoShop. This dreamy set is made of glazed ceramic and includes 3 separate highly detailed pieces. Kermit and Piggy are both shakers. It is a great way to add a little spice to your kitchen decor.  

Be sure to check out the NeatoShop for more great Salt and Pepper Shakers and fantastic Muppet items. 

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Kurt Vonnegut Finger Puppet and Magnet

Attention Kurt Vonnegut fans! We know how much you miss your favorite American writer.  Now you can capture the true spirit of this literary genius with the Kurt Vonnegut Finger Puppet and Magnet from the NeatoShop. Use him to act out all your favorite Slaughterhouse-Five passages or hang him in a place honor on your fridge.

Be sure to check out the NeatoShop for more great Magnets. 

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Sunglasses Sleeping Mask 

Wear your sunglasses at night with the Sunglasses Sleeping Mask from the NeatoShop. So you can, so you can block the light that's right before your eyes. 

The Sunglasses Sleeping Mask is so cute it almost makes you want to break into song. The mask is available in 6 different color combinations. Collect them!

Be sure to check out the NeatoShop for more fabulous Personal Care items. 

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Be sure to check out the NeatoShop for more great Sleep Masks. 

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Enterprise and Klingon Ship Salt & Pepper Shakers

Are the odds against your home decor? Is the situation grim? The truth is usually just an excuse for a lack of imagination. All you really need is to take your kitchen table to a place it has never gone before the Enterprise and Klingon Ship Salt & Pepper Shakers from the NeatoShop. This fascinating set is held together with magnets.      

Be sure to check out the NeatoShop for more great Salt and Pepper Shakers and fantastic Star Trek items. 

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Coraline Prop Replica Doll (sold individually)

Attention Coraline fans. Are you looking for a doll you will never want to let go? Behold the Coraline Prop  Replica Doll available from the NeatoShop. This clever, limited edition doll is an authentic Coraline movie prop replica. It features handsome embroidered details and includes a removable rain coat. It makes a wonderful treasure and treat. You will love being her other mother. 

Be sure to check out the NeatoShop for more great Action Figures, Dolls & Models. 

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Batmobile Cookie Jar 

Holy cookies, Batman! They have made a cookie jar out of your car! It is perfect for the Batkitchen. We should use it to hold delicious bat shaped cookies. 

The Batmobile Cookie Jar from the NeatoShop is made of glazed ceramic. This amazing container is shaped to look like the Batmobile of the 1980's. It is destined to protect delicious sweets from evil villains. 

Be sure to check out the NeatoShop for more great Cookie Jars and fantastic Batman items. 

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Wicked Witch of the East Doorstop

Are you having trouble keeping the doors of opportunity open in your house? You need the great and powerful Wicked Witch of the East Doorstop from the NeatoShop. This fantastic doorstop is shaped like the crushed feet of the Wicked Witch of the East.      

Be sure to check out the NeatoShop for more great Wizard of Oz items. 

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Rabbit With Big Pointy Teeth

Spring is nearly here. What better way to celebrate this glorious change in the seasons than with the Rabbit With Pointy Teeth from the NeatoShop. This frightfully adorable mini plush of the Killer Rabbit of Caerbannog, from Monty Python and the Holy Grail  features lovely white pointy teeth. Pinch this bunny's bottom and he will open up his mouth for you. Are you brave enough to face down this adorable little bunny rabbit? 

Be sure to check out the NeatoShop for more Monty Python and the Holy Grail items. 

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Alice and the White Rabbit Salt & Pepper Shakers

Oh, dear. Oh, dear. Are you bored by your kitchen decor? It's never too late to add a little adventure to your table with the Alice and the White Rabbit Salt & Pepper Shakers from the NeatoShop. This fantastical ceramic salt and pepper shaker set features Alice chasing after the White Rabbit. Magnets hold the two shakers together.

Be sure to check out the NeatoShop for more great Salt & Pepper Shakers and whimsical Alice in Wonderland items. 

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Pickled Wine Bottle Stopper 

Are you looking for a intoxicatingly fun way to preserve your favorite bottle of wine? You need the Pickled Wine Bottle Stopper from the NeatoShop. This deliciously delightful silicone stopper is shaped like a pickle. 

Be sure to check out the NeatoShop for more great Barware & Cocktail items. 

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Parking Citation Nifty Note

Does the way people park endlessly annoy you? Do you wish you could quietly and anonymously berate people for their bad parking behavior? Now you can with the Parking Citation Nifty Note was from the NeatoShop.  This fantastic little pad provides you with 50 sheets for your chastising pleasure. 

Be sure to check out the NeatoShop for more great Stationery. 

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Java Jr. Coffee Creamer

Designer coffee be damned. Do you feel the best coffee comes from a diner? Now you can recreate that diner-esque feeling at home with the Java Jr. Coffee Creamer from the NeatoShop. This adorable coffee creamer looks like miniature version of the coffee pot found in your favorite dive. 

Be sure to check out the NeatoShop for more great Kitchen Stuff. 

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Phrenology Head Hinged Case

Spring is nearly here and that means it's time to get your head in the right place and get organized. Let the NeatoShop help with the Phrenology Head Hinged Case. This beautiful ceramic storage case is shaped like a Phrenology Head. It is the perfect item for those who feel they lack the mental faculties to easily find their keys or other small precious belonings. With the Phrenology Head Hinged Case these important things can always remain safely in your head.    

Be sure to check out the NeatoShop for more great Home Decor items. 

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Cupcake Timer (sold individually)

So many things have come to pass and our romance with these little baked goods appears to be going flat. You say fairy cake. I say cupcake. So let's call the whole thing off. But, oh! If we call the whole thing off then that might break my heart. So, if you like fairy cakes then I like fairy cakes. Vanilla, vanella. Chocolate and strawberry. Let's call the calling off off!    

Celebrate your love for cupcakes, fairy cakes, and patty cakes with the Cupcake Timer from the NeatoShop. This deliciously fun 60 minute timer is shaped like a cupcake. Or is it a fairy cake? Or a patty cake? Oh, who cares. They are so yummy it doesn't matter. 

The Cupcake Timer is available in Chocolate or Vanilla. Make it a sweet set and buy them both. 

Be sure to check out the NeatoShop for more great Cupcake items. 

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Corn on the Bone

Spring is almost here. Does the hope of warmer weather have your inner caveman grunting with excitement? Before you fire up the grill for your next delicious meat fest make sure you have all the proper tools. No proper caveman feast would be complete without the Corn on the Bone corn holders from the NeatoShop. This great set of four corn holders are shaped like pieces of bone. 

Be sure to check out the NeatoShop for more great Kitchen Stuff. 

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My Little Pony Acrylic Cup (front and back shown)

Do you know someone who could use a little more sunshine and happiness in their life? Get them the My Little Pony Acrylic Cup from the NeatoShop. This insulated drink cup features My Little Pony. The cheerful design is sure to remind them that friendship is magic and you are besties forever.   

Be sure to check out the NeatoShop for more great Kitchen Stuff. 

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Pirate Leg Pencil Sharpener

Avast, thar matey. Be ye lookin' fer an office supply worth stealin'? Behold th' Pirate Leg Pencil Sharpener from th' NeatoShop. 'Tis be a pencil sharpener that looks like a scurvy pirate wit' a wooden pegleg. 

Be sure to check out th' NeatoShop fer more great Office Supplies and fantastic Pirate items. 

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Superman and Lois Lane Salt & Pepper Shakers

Could your kitchen decor use a little saving? Let the Superman and Lois Lane Salt & Pepper Shakers come to the rescue. This beautiful and useful set features the man of steel souring through the clouds with Lois Lane. The shakers are held together by magnets.  

Be sure to check out the NeatoShop for more great Salt & Pepper Shakers and fantastic Superman items. 

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Lil Hoots Bib

Are you on the hunt for the perfect mealtime accessory for your precious little owlet? Swoop on over to the NeatoShop for the Lil Hoots Bib. The Lil Hoots Bib is made of super soft machine washable material. This adorable bib is a real hoot. It makes a wonderful gift for your favorite night owl. 

Matching Hooter Carrysome and Lil' Hoots Snuggler also available. 

Be sure to check out the NeatoShop for more great Owl items and Mealtime fun. 

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Hunny Bunny Honey Jar

Does your hunny bunny love honey? Hop over to the NeatoShop for the Hunny Bunny Honey Jar. This adorable container features removable ears that are actually in the shape of a carrot. The ears double as a honey wand.  

Be sure to check out the NeatoShop for more great Kitchen Stuff. 

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Batman Hooded Cozy

Protecting Gotham City from ruthless criminals can be exhausting. For those days when you just want to curl in the Batcave and relax you need the Batman Hooded Cozy from the NeatoShop. It's no secret that this blanket with sleeves will keep you feeling warm and fabulous. 

Be sure to check out the NeatoShop for more great Apparel & Accessories.

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Mozart in Piano

Are you looking for a fun way to introduce your geeky baby to one of the most influential composers of the Classical era? You need the Mozart in Piano puppet from the NeatoShop. This beautiful plush hand puppet looks like a grand piano. The piano lid opens to reveal Mozart. You can make Mozart play from inside the grand piano or remove him entirely from the piano.   

Be sure to check out the NeatoShop for more great Toys & Games. 

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Prescription Nifty Note 

Do friends, family members, and coworkers seek you out for your superb emotional advice? Do you wish you had a way to streamline these often lengthy discussions? Now you can with the Prescription Nifty Note from the NeatoShop. This great pad of paper allows you to dish out empathetic advice in a concise manner. 

Be sure to check out the NeatoShop for more great Stationery. 

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Golden Skull Foam Prop

Are you looking to breathe a little life into your dark and dreary home decor? You need the drop dead gorgeous Golden Skull Foam Prop from the NeatoShop. This life-size skull is made from squeezable, soft foam. It is not a toy, but it does make a fantastic oversized stress ball. 

The Golden Skull Foam Prop is handcrafted in the USA by local artisans. No two are exactly alike. Paint details may vary. 

Be sure to check out the NeatoShop for more great Skull items. 

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Ninja Salt & Pepper Shakers

Are you looking to wage a covert war against the decor of your kitchen? Enlist the Ninja Salt & Pepper Shakers from the NeatoShop. This fierce set is made of glazed ceramic and features striking hand painted details. It is the perfect way to spice up your table. 

Be sure to check out the NeatoShop for more great Salt & Pepper Shakers.

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How far would you go to have your husband's baby? Are you smart enough or brave enough to try to break through one of the toughest prison systems in the world?

Sure it sounds like a plot of some strange, future Oscar nominated movie, but according to NBC News savy Palestinian women are actually breaking their husband's sperm out of Israeli prisons in order to concieve. How are they smuggling sperm out of a prison where every visitor is subjected to several layers of security checks? They won't exactly tell. They don't want to stop the flow of sperm and baby dreams. What they will say is that is a very calculated and planned manuever that typical includes Mother-in-Laws and taxis waiting to speed them off to an IVF clinic.  

The clinic won't confirm how procedures they have performed. Many of the Dads and Dads-to-be are servring multiple life sentences for terrorist acts. The clinic will only say that they are doing this to help the wives. 

“We are doing this to help these ladies because we feel as doctors that the wives of prisoners pay a very high price,” Abu Khaizaran said without revealing how many other such procedures he had conducted. “She has to wait for her husband, sometimes she can spend her lovely youth just waiting. And by the time her husband is out, many of them will not be able to have babies.”

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First Lady Michelle Obama is not afraid to get her groove for a good cause.  She recently visited the set of Late Night with Jimmy Fallon to promote her "Let's Move" campaign to end childhood obesity. The result is a hilarious segment titled, "The Evolution of Mom Dancing."  

It includes great dance moves like: 

• Go Shopping, Get Groceries
• The Where's Your Father? (Get Him back here!)
• and The Driving The Station Wagon

As an American I am proud to say, "My first lady can dance better than your first lady! Nanner! Nanner! Nanner!"

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