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This year's Pi Day is nothing short of epic: 3/14/15 (and at 9:26 am and 53 second, it's even more epic! We'll get pi to the 9th decimal places).
Celebrate Pi Day with the NeatoShop's wide selection of Pi Day-related T-shirts, hoodies, sweatshirts, and more. Best of all, you can win a Pi Day hoodie and other NeatoShop T-shirt of your choice.
|The Fighting Pirish Pi Day Symbol||Apple Pi||Pi Joe A Real Science Hero||Mmm ... Pi|
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In the comment section below, write 1) your selection of Pi Day design and the artist who made it and 2) any other T-shirt you'd like and the artist who made it
We'll pick two random winners. The first will win his or her selection of Pi Day design as a hoodie, and another will win the T-shirt of their choice. One comment per person, please. Multiple comments will disqualify you.
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A few years ago, artist Natalie Fletcher moved to Bend, Oregon, and came across an ad for a body painter when she was looking to find a job. Despite having no experience at all, she applied ... and when they asked for examples of previous work, she thought, "Oh, crap! I better paint some bodies!"
That's how Natalie's journey as a body painter started. Since then, she's created many wonderful body paint artwork, including these trippy "Just an Illusion" optical illusion series below. There's no digital enhancement of these images - Natalie painted these freehand with an airbrush on the back of her boyfriend Todd's body:
View more of Natalie's fantastic body art over at her official website (contains artistic nudity) - Thanks Chris!
London needs a new bridge to span the River Thames, so the call is out to architecture and design firms from around the world to submit their greatest (and most outlandish) ideas for the bridge.
And submit they did to the Nine Elms to Pimlico Bridge Competition! So far, 74 design firms have submitted their designs, which you can view over at the NEP Bridge Competition's website.
The designs range from sublime arch bridges to outrageous curved bridges that look straight out of sci-fi movies! Here are some of our favorites:
Dress by Nanette Lepore. Crayola crayon color: Unmellow Yellow (Image: Matthew Carasella)
When my kids were small, my wife and I often find their clothes festooned with crayon drawings. Little did we know that our kids are such trendsetters: for its Spring 2015 campaign, Bloomingdale recruited seven designers to create fashion inspired by the bright colors of, as well as incorporating actual pieces of Crayola crayons.
Designer Nanette Lepore said this about her dress, inspired by Crayola's "Unmellow Yellow" color, as pictured above: "It's an optimistic and fearless color. It demands attention because it deserves attention."
Dress: "Torn" by Ronny Kobo. Crayola crayon color: Bittersweet
Bwahahahahaha! This baby will make a great supervillain when he grows up. Just watch as he unleashes the most sinister laugh you'll hear today.
The video of the unnamed laughing (Russian?) baby, titled "The most sarcastic baby in the world!" by YouTube user moonez has gone viral and racked up over a million hits since it was uploaded just a couple of days ago.
Image: David Harber
The great ball of pebbles above is an aptly titled sculptural garden sphere called "Dark Planet" by UK artist David Harber. The gorgeous structure, a perfect sphere made from thousands of black puddle stones, look downright magical.
And if you think that's gorgeous, just wait till you see it illuminated from within at night! View more of Harber's Dark Planet spheres over at Homes and Hues.
Photo: Torsten Muehlbacher/National Geographic Your Shot
Austrian photographer Torsten Muehlbacher took this selfie to end all selfies.
The photo above, submitted to National Geographic Your Shot, depicts the photographer marveling at the night's sky in the Tyrolean Alps. Moonlight illuminates the snow-capped peaks of the Alpine mountain range. Muehlbacher wrote, "The guy on the pic is me ... I put my camera on a 25-second exposure and myself on a 25-second 'do not move.'"
View the larger image over at National Geographic.
According to this "No Soliciting" sign posted on Imgur, the homeowners already know who they're voting for, have already found Jesus, and are too broke to buy anything, except Thin Mints.
No one is ever too broke to buy Thin Mints (or other Girl Scout Cookies IMHO). That
crack cookie is seriously delicious.
You know what's worse than snow on the road? Poop on the road. Lots and lots of poop. Two tons of poop to be exact.
Last week, a highway exit ramp along the I-65 in Indiana's White County had to be closed because of an unusual spill. Raw sewage, thought to be 300 to 400 gallons of hog waste, was 6 to 8 inches deep in some places.
And if you think scooping up poop is a crappy job, the matter got a bit worse for the cleanup crew because it froze into toxic poopsicles.
I'm sure you want to see what that looks like (warning: it is as gross as it sounds), so here it is after the jump:
Da dum. Da dum. We're going to need bigger washer and dryer!
UK Art Director and artist Sam Gilbey was inspired by the iconic Jaws poster and decided to put together something far, far more terrifying: Chores, a poster about doing the laundry.
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Image: benchart/Shutterstock, Disney and Harlan City Police Department
A winter this wicked can only mean one thing: someone with magical power of manipulating ice and snow is messing around with the weather.
So the Harlan City Police Department of Kentucky (where the temperature was in the single digits) did what any responsible law enforcement would do: they issued an all points bulletin for the arrest of Queen Elsa from Frozen.
"Suspect is a blonde female last seen wearing a long blue dress and is known to burst into song 'Let It Go!'" states the HPD. "As you can see by the weather she is very dangerous. Do not attempt to apprehend her alone," the bulletin warns the general public.
You know what goes great with pizza? How about nail polish?
As part of its Valentine's Day promotion, Pizza Hut Australia has released a line of pizza-inspired nail polish with colors such as "Say Cheese," "Meat Me After Midnight," and "Dough You Need Me."
The nail polish will serve as prizes to a poetry contest, where people can submit pizza-themed poems as entries (the cheesier the poem, we assume, the better).
See how your pizza poem stacks up against the winners:
Photo: Jamie Jackson
Legend has it that the woman who catches the wedding bouquet thrown by the bride will be the next one to get married.
That obviously hasn't worked for Salt Lake City resident Jamie Jackson. She's caught 46 wedding bouquets since 1996 and is still single to this day. But don't worry about her - Jackson is after something a lot bigger than a man: she wants to bag a Guinness World Records.
So, how does one catch that many wedding bouquet? "It is something that you have to plan for and you have to be very strategic where you place yourself," Jackson said to KSL, "My strategy is to be right up in the front because a lot of times the brides don’t know how far they are going to throw it. A lot of times it will hit a ceiling, it’ll hit a chandelier... I’ve had many, many catches where I’ve had to jump for it. And I’ve hit little kids by accident."
Jackson has kept all of her bouquets and proudly displays her catches in a glass cabinet. All are labeled with the wedding details and year.
"I’m proud to say that out of all 46 wedding bouquets I’ve caught, there have only been two divorces out of 46," she said to KSL. "I consider myself a good luck charm."
Photo: City of Hayward
A neighborhood in the city of Hayward, California, had a problem with speeding cars. But after the usual approaches - enforcement, traffic engineering fixes, and even a public outreach - failed to yield results, the city decided to try something weird: unusual street signs to catch driver's attention.
"Let's juxtapose an unconventional message with a conventional medium to catch people's attention, " said city spokesman Frank Holland to SFGate, "If it starts a conversation, maybe people will change their behavior."
One of the signs warn pedestrian to first finish crossing the street before updating Facebook. Another tells drivers that they should use eyes, brakes and brain to navigate a downhill street.
The sign below warns drivers that 35 mph is the speed limit, not a suggestion.
No words whether the signs, which were produced and installed in January to the tune of $205 each, have any effects.
Kids are scary. I know. I have three of my own.
But if you have a phobia of young children, then perhaps you shouldn't be a teacher. That's what a woman named Maria Waltherr-Willard just found out as she lost her appeal in a lawsuit against her local school district.
According to SFGate, the 63-year-old high school Spanish and French language teacher was transferred to a middle school. There, the seventh- and eighth-graders triggered her phobia, causing "her blood pressure to soar" (which is probably what seventh and eight graders do even to normal adults) and forced her to retire.
Waltherr-Willard sued for breach-of-contract as she stipulated that the high school had promised not to let little kids come near her, but the court decided against her claims.
(What better thumbnail to illustrate this post than the creepy Disaster Girl?)
But before you can say "Whoa. This is Heavy," you should know that the pink Mattel hoverboard used by Marty McFly in Back to the Future series shown above is just a stencil on a pavement. Bummer!
Now who wants to see JPS make the Pit Bull series hoverboard?
At first glance, you'd expect to see the faces of five people and another one in the painting for a total of six but this ad for LG's Viewty mobile phone tells us that there are sixteen. Can you find the remaining ten hidden faces?
Roses are red, violets are blue and boy do we ever have the perfect T-shirt for you!
Valentine's Day is coming up soon, and here's a better idea than flowers that only lasts a week or so: get your loved ones Valentine's Day-themed T-shirts, sweatshirts, and hoodies from the NeatoShop. Ensconce your sweetheart in 100% cotton-y goodness with his or her favorite prints.
|Best Line Ever||Heart of Ice||Veggie & Meatie Love||Be My Chum|
|Star Wars I Love You Kawaii||Star Wars I Know Kawaii||Hyrule BFFs I||Hyrule BFFs II|
Forget roses and chocolate! Well, maybe just roses because chocolates are darned yummy.
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Congratulations to the winner of our latest NeatoMail exclusive giveaway: Neatoramanaut Carmen has chosen this awesome "Periodic Mario Table" by Zarkan - wise choice and perfect for the chilly winter weather we've been having!
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When you send your child to daycare, you're probably asked to fill out a questionnaire regarding the kid's interests, allergies, and so on. But when a daycare asked a father all about his 11-month-old daughter Emma, the man decided to answer the questions with complete honesty.
For example, he listed one of Emma's goal as to "inflict sleep deprivation on [her] parents until such time as they acquiesce to [her] every whim." Every parent is nodding in agreement, I'm sure.
Besides Homer, Marge, Bart, Lisa and Maggie Simpsons, there are about 200 recurring characters in the long-running TV show The Simpsons. But unless you're a big Simpsons fan, you'd probably be surprised to learn that a huge majority of them are voiced by just a dozen actors. What's even more amazing is that 3 of them - Dan Castellaneta, Hank Azaria, and Harry Shearer - play more than 70 characters.
Remember the roller bowler game (also called "dip bowling") at the carnival? You've been playing that - in car form - all your adult lives, according to Justin Boyd of Invisible Bread.
By the way, just like the carnival, the car always wins.
In 1914, the Sakurajima volcano in Kyushu, Japan, erupted and its lava flowed for months until it filled the narrow straits and connected the volcano island and the mainland, turning it into a peninsula.
That volcano eruption was captured on film in the above photograph by the Osaka Mainichi Shimbun. The photo showed a group of men on a boat expedition to the island frantically trying to sail away as fast as they could from the billowing column of ash, smoke, and probably lava.
The photo is the first of many fascinating photos of volcano eruptions as curated by National Geographic.
If you like that one, here's a more modern one in the "escape from volcano" genre. This time, it's the 1991 eruption of Pinatubo in the northern Philippines. It's taken by photographer Alberto Garcia from the back of his van. "All of us survived, thank God," he said.
Take a look at the complete photo series over at National Geographic.
Ship of Fools (2014), socks and acrylic on canvas
One of your socks gone missing? Maybe it ran away from home to join the art world. Specifically, to be in one of Aaron Johnson's sock paintings.
"As I stare at this painting, it stares back at me, and as I stand here in my two socks, so does the painting hang there in its many socks," Johnson said to Huffington Post Arts. "That seemed absolutely absurd, and therein somehow startlingly profound."
Here are a few more of Aaron Johnson's fascinating Sock Paintings:
Double Scream (2013)
Headless Horseman (2013)
... and I say Morgan Freeman got the best gift of them all! Wes of The Gentleman's Armchair explains to us how the famous actor got to play God (or at least his voice) in the movies.
But seriously - do you want to know the secret to Morgan Freeman's amazing voice? Freeman himself gave the surprising answer in this interview with The Showbiz 411:
Photo: Dietmar Eckell
In his photo series "No Vacancy," German photographer Dietmar Eckell traveled around the world to document abandoned hotels in the middle of nowhere. Once, these hotels were luxury retreats, pleasure domes or wellness sanctuaries - but for one reason or another, they have all been abandoned for nature to reclaim.
The photo above is of the "Hotel Royal," an infamous love hotel in Kanagawa, Japan. The hotel boasted seven stories and 35 rooms with a view of Lake Sagami. At first, the remote place seemed ideal for wayward married men and women to conduct illicit love affairs, but at the end it was just too far away (either that or love birds just really didn't care for the view).
An abandoned resort on the Tagaytay ridge in the Philippines. It was once billed as a weekend escape from Manila, but has been abandoned for decades.
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