There would be no mention on this site if the man doing the helping didn't get called "King Bazza," actually.

I disagree that the article at The Telegraph is colonialist in nature (either overtly or by ways of suggestions). In fact, it pokes fun at the man whose own children make fun of because he got made into royalty because he helped other people.

I re-read the article and found no evidence of "the old idea that the white man is required to help those at the 'bottom of the pile'" as you suggested.

By all accounts, he *did* help the villagers, who are at the bottom of India's caste system and lived in abject poverty (they once lived on landfill). And they made him "king" because they were grateful.

NeatoShop item winner - congrats!

Yours probably passed by mine, which is running towards it smiling.

You can approximate this sensation by traveling to a foreign country, David.

Actually, it's chicken that tastes like unicorn.

Coffee enemas is the only way to fight water fluoridation poisoning!

We owe a lot of our NeatoShop revenue to this zombie resurgence phenomenon :) That's why we have a Zombie Shop.

John's from Texas. This is their version of a medium pizza.

But just in case, I still plan to age as slowly as possible. First step, stay at a young mental age. Like 5 years old or something like that.

Just you wait till 2028! We'll revisit this then ;)

I'm optimistic because I wield a banhammer! :)

Not these gentlemen above though, right?

Wax on, wax off, John!

Power Rangers Command Center? That's more tubular than saucer-like.