"You may now kill the bride" ... and the rest of the wedding guest by burning down the venue! I don't know whether to laugh or to cringe at the guy firing fireworks inside.
Blatant edits on Wikipedia are annoying, but they're not as dangerous as subtle (but very wrong) edits - I once encountered a series of articles that are legit on the outset but turn out to be completely nonsensical. My trust on Wikipedia hasn't been the same ever since.
See? It's a medical condition!