Not to be confused with Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfernschplenden-Schlittercrasscren-Bon Frieddigger-Dingledangledongledungle-Burstein von Knackerthrasher-Applebanger-Horowitz-Ticolensic-Granderknotty-Spelltinkle-Grandlich-Grumblemeyer-Spelterwasser-Kurstlich-Himble-Eisenbahnwagen-Guten-Abend-Bitte-Ein-Nürnburger-Bratwürstel-Gespurten-Mitz-Weimache-Luber-Hundsfut-Gumberaber-Schönendanker-Kalbsfleisch-Mittleraucher-von-Hautkopft of Ulm, nor his brother Karl Gambolputty de von Ausfernschplenden-Schlittercrasscren-Bon Frieddigger-Dingledangledongledungle-Burstein von Knackerthrasher-Applebanger-Horowitz-Ticolensic-Granderknotty-Spelltinkle-Grandlich-Grumblemeyer-Spelterwasser-Kurstlich-Himble-Eisenbahnwagen-Guten-Abend-Bitte-Ein-Nürnburger-Bratwürstel-Gespurten-Mitz-Weimache-Luber-Hundsfut-Gumberaber-Schönendanker-Kalbsfleisch-Mittleraucher-von-Hautkopft of Ulm.
Erm...Moe Szyslak is directly based on Louis "Red" Deutsch, the hideous demon-voiced Tube bartender, and victim of the infamous crank call tapes series.
I get the same feeling of horror one would get upon entering some place full of Alien eggs. I know this is not good now, and can only get worse when these creatures hit adulthood.
Model this, but only after building a Chevy Malibu: "I shall not cause harm to any vehicle nor the personal contents thereof, nor through inaction let the personal contents thereof come to harm" It's what I call the Repo Code, kid!
Disney is part of the childhood obesity problem. A culture of escapist movies and passive television viewing (with plenty of commercials for junk food) has created these blobs. Turn off the tube, and send the kids outside to play.
I'm a failed kitsman: my efforts to recruit and train cats to steal didn't quite work out. While my initial protege was able to break into homes quite readily, she brought back only small mammals and the occasional bird.
Plays Video Games No Diet Restrictions Doesn't Mind My Stupid Hobby Loves Gory Horror Movies Doesn't Make Me Watch Reality TV/Movies About Vampires Like To Drink
Straight Edge – Laser-Guided Scissors
Gator Bite Oven mitt
Support Cloning – It Could Be Awesome t-shirt, black, men's L
Domo - Knit Beanie
Mr Cthulu t-shirt, sized L
"I shall not cause harm to any vehicle nor the personal contents thereof, nor through inaction let the personal contents thereof come to harm" It's what I call the Repo Code, kid!
"You look like a fat ol' frog!"
Didn't know Q, U, W, and Y. That's not fair using the remake of The Wicker Man...it's more comedy than horror.
"FED BY DAWN, FED BY DAWN!"
No Diet Restrictions
Doesn't Mind My Stupid Hobby
Loves Gory Horror Movies
Doesn't Make Me Watch Reality TV/Movies About Vampires
Like To Drink
A simple mnemonic: Large groups of prostitutes hide their wealth- "The horde whored for the hoard"