Not to be confused with Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfernschplenden-Schlittercrasscren-Bon Frieddigger-Dingledangledongledungle-Burstein von Knackerthrasher-Applebanger-Horowitz-Ticolensic-Granderknotty-Spelltinkle-Grandlich-Grumblemeyer-Spelterwasser-Kurstlich-Himble-Eisenbahnwagen-Guten-Abend-Bitte-Ein-Nürnburger-Bratwürstel-Gespurten-Mitz-Weimache-Luber-Hundsfut-Gumberaber-Schönendanker-Kalbsfleisch-Mittleraucher-von-Hautkopft of Ulm, nor his brother Karl Gambolputty de von Ausfernschplenden-Schlittercrasscren-Bon Frieddigger-Dingledangledongledungle-Burstein von Knackerthrasher-Applebanger-Horowitz-Ticolensic-Granderknotty-Spelltinkle-Grandlich-Grumblemeyer-Spelterwasser-Kurstlich-Himble-Eisenbahnwagen-Guten-Abend-Bitte-Ein-Nürnburger-Bratwürstel-Gespurten-Mitz-Weimache-Luber-Hundsfut-Gumberaber-Schönendanker-Kalbsfleisch-Mittleraucher-von-Hautkopft of Ulm.

So I take it that the skull of George Goober Lindsey has finally hit the market?

"That's one hairy panda." -Moltar

What, no bacon?

Weasels ripped off my lunch...RZZZZZ!

Erm...Moe Szyslak is directly based on Louis "Red" Deutsch, the hideous demon-voiced Tube bartender, and victim of the infamous crank call tapes series.

HULK purple stretch pants

Straight Edge – Laser-Guided Scissors

Capt. America-shaped freezer pops or ice tray.

Gator Bite Oven mitt

An ULTRON-brand espresso machine

Support Cloning – It Could Be Awesome t-shirt, black, men's L

Retro-Mego-style action figure: SUPER-ADAPTOID!

Domo - Knit Beanie

The Hulk, sitting on the toilet.

Mr Cthulu t-shirt, sized L

I get the same feeling of horror one would get upon entering some place full of Alien eggs. I know this is not good now, and can only get worse when these creatures hit adulthood.

Model this, but only after building a Chevy Malibu:
"I shall not cause harm to any vehicle nor the personal contents thereof, nor through inaction let the personal contents thereof come to harm" It's what I call the Repo Code, kid!

Bismilah! No, we will not let you go.

Consider it as an unpaid internship for Denver's main industry: standing on corners and panhandling.

Ridiculous...smaller PR exposure levels lead to hermit crabism.

Uncle Fester's Easter outfits.

An amphibian Ned Beatty.
"You look like a fat ol' frog!"

Yet another chapter in my book "Why I NEED To Drink".

C= Child's Play

Didn't know Q, U, W, and Y. That's not fair using the remake of The Wicker Man...it's more comedy than horror.

I know now that my lunch has become host to a Kandarian demon.
"FED BY DAWN, FED BY DAWN!"

As the extinct Martians put it: "Because it's COOL".

Disney is part of the childhood obesity problem. A culture of escapist movies and passive television viewing (with plenty of commercials for junk food) has created these blobs. Turn off the tube, and send the kids outside to play.

I'm a failed kitsman: my efforts to recruit and train cats to steal didn't quite work out. While my initial protege was able to break into homes quite readily, she brought back only small mammals and the occasional bird.

Plays Video Games
No Diet Restrictions
Doesn't Mind My Stupid Hobby
Loves Gory Horror Movies
Doesn't Make Me Watch Reality TV/Movies About Vampires
Like To Drink

Agent Fred has considered the investigation a success. Suspect Bob Arctor was unavailable for comment.

Remember kids- it's hoard, not horde.
A simple mnemonic: Large groups of prostitutes hide their wealth- "The horde whored for the hoard"

I hate fighting that boss in Smash TV.

She's missing a "Wookie Snogger" tat.

Don't forget the light rim dusting with Gatorade powder. Another recipe from the Dr Rusty Venture Guide To Vile And Undrinkable Cocktails.