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Psst, guys. Have you ever been rejected by a woman and wonder what the real reason for the rejection was? Miss Cellania has Women are from Venus/Men are from Mars translations for us poor mooks:
8. I’m not attracted to you in ‘that’ way. (You are the ugliest dork I’ve ever laid eyes on.)
7. My life is too complicated right now. (I don’t want you spending the whole night or else you may hear phone calls from all the other guys I’m seeing.)
6. I’ve got a boyfriend. (I prefer my male cat and a half gallon of Ben and Jerry’s.) [...]
4. It’s not you, it’s me. (It’s you.)
