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Things You Probably Don't Need #8

Stacy — Thu, 19 Feb 2009 16:44:34 +0000

As reader Casie reminded me, it’s about time for another Things You Probably Don’t Need. Now, this thing is an Archie McPhee product, and you could make a very convincing argument that you don’t actually need anything at Archie McPhee. But you really don’t need this, especially not for $9.50:

I mean, come on: gerbil underpants, sure. Chipmunk underpants, definitely. But squirrel underpants? That’s just ridiculous.

Link (The video is quite funny)

Things You Probably Don't Need #7

Stacy — Thu, 08 Jan 2009 03:03:02 +0000

Hey, I like Abraham Lincoln as much as the next person. Not only was he one of our greatest presidents ever, he was a fascinating man. But let’s be honest… you probably don’t need this. No one really needs this. It’s beyond creepy. Then again, it might be a great companion piece for Napoleon’s hand.

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Things You Probably Don't Need #6

Stacy — Wed, 10 Dec 2008 18:21:44 +0000

I don’t really even need to offer my commentary on this, do I? I’ll just use the description from What on Earth catalog instead: “Cat lovers, take a seat. An adorable kitten’s face decorates your toilet lid; viewed from above, the matching rug completes the cat’s body to hilarious effect. Soft acrylic synthetic fabric. Hand wash. Imported. Seat cover is 13″ x 16″; rug is 24″ x 25″.”

Things You Probably Don't Need #5

Stacy — Wed, 03 Dec 2008 01:09:26 +0000

Life-size replica of Napoleon’s hand, anyone? Anyone? It’s only $29.95 at Design Toscano! Need I remind you that the gift-giving season is upon us?