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		<title>Gerbil Shirt</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 16 Nov 2009 22:24:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Alex</dc:creator>
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From Totally Absurd Inventions, which lists &#34;America&#8217;s Goofiest Patents,&#34; here is the Gerbil Shirt: 
The Gerbil Shirt wraps your torso in plastic tube passageways, making your bod a super highway of fun for Binky and Bart. The interior surfaces are textured for traction and have air vents for easy breathing.
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<p>From <a href="http://totallyabsurd.com/archive.htm">Totally Absurd Inventions</a>, which lists &quot;America&#8217;s Goofiest Patents,&quot; here is the Gerbil Shirt: </p>
<blockquote><p><em>The Gerbil Shirt wraps your torso in plastic tube passageways, making your bod a super highway of fun for Binky and Bart. The interior surfaces are textured for traction and have air vents for easy breathing.</em></p>
<p><em>The inventor suggests you can clean the Gerbil Shirt by attaching it to a faucet (remove pets first please), and you should avoid collisions and falls that could cause pet panic.</em></p>
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<p><a href="http://totallyabsurd.com/gerbilshirt.htm">Link</a> &#8211; via <a href="http://tywkiwdbi.blogspot.com/">TYWKIWDBI</a></p>
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		<title>Obama Shirt</title>
		<link>http://www.neatorama.com/2009/01/03/obama-shirt/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 03 Jan 2009 17:19:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Miss Cellania</dc:creator>
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&#8220;Neatorama isn’t a political blog,&#8221; so here&#8217;s a t-shirt depicting president-elect Obama riding a unicorn, signifying a wonderful fantasy. $19 from Chris Bishop. Link -Thanks, Andrew Crocker!
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&#8220;Neatorama isn’t a political blog,&#8221; so here&#8217;s a t-shirt depicting president-elect Obama riding a unicorn, signifying a wonderful fantasy. $19 from Chris Bishop. <a href="http://chrisbishop.com/obama/">Link</a> <em>-Thanks, <a href="http://andrewcrocker.com">Andrew Crocker</a>!</em></p>
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