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Police Arrest Man Despite His Excellent “Fighting Is What Redneck People Do” Excuse

John Farrier — Tue, 29 Nov 2011 01:06:04 +0000

Although one might think that it would be an ironclad legal defense, police in Martin County, Florida nonetheless arrested a man for getting drunk, shooting his lawnmower in his front yard, and then fighting with his son:

After being cuffed and placed in a cruiser, Wach asked why he was being arrested, according to a Martin County Sheriff’s Office report. After being provided with an explanation by a deputy, Wach claimed that he “shoots in the yard all the time.”

And, as for fighting with his 18-year-old son, Wach remarked that, “fighting is what redneck people do.”

Link -via Althouse | Photo (unrelated) by Flickr user toolstop

Redneck Windshield Defroster

Alex — Sun, 03 Oct 2010 18:21:44 +0000

If necessity is the mother of invention, then duct tape is probably the father. Well, at least when it comes to this Redneck Windshield Defroster. Take a look at more Hilarious Redneck Inventions over at Oddee: Link

Lawnmower on a Stick

John Farrier — Wed, 28 Jul 2010 11:35:46 +0000

(YouTube Link)

Steve McGranahan calls himself “the world’s strongest redneck”. That’s why he’s able to wield his hedge-trimming invention: the lawnmower on a stick. His YouTube channel is filled with similar farcical inventions, including Windows Vista.

via The Presurfer | Official Website | YouTube Channel

Caterpillar Water Skiing

Miss Cellania — Sun, 10 Jan 2010 13:06:10 +0000

(YouTube link)

These folks in South Carolina have another innovative use for heavy equipment. You don’t need a lake and a boat to go skiing! -via Buzzfeed

Redneck DIY Tank Top

Alex — Sat, 09 May 2009 19:08:25 +0000

From the "Just because you can, it doesn’t mean you should" file, here’s the DIY Tank Top made from men’s briefs: Link – via BuzzFeed