Zombie Cupid – $14.95

Valentine’s Day is coming! Are you still frantically picking your delicious brain for the very best way to express your undying love and devotion? You need the Zombie Cupid from the NeatoShop. This adorably gruesome fellow doubles as a desk accessory. Use his little arrow basket to hold a pen, pencil, or faux flower. Zombie Cupids love to be helpful.

Be sure to check out the NeatoShop for more Zombies to love and fantastic Valentine’s Day gift ideas.

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This story has all the makings of a wonderful ad campaign for the pen manufacturer. A woman accidentally swallowed a pen. Her husband and doctor thought that she was making the whole thing up, so nothing was done about it. Twenty-five years later, a surgeon removed it from her and found the pen in full working order.

Link -via DVICE | Photo: British Medical Journal/Oliver Richard Waters, Tawfique Daneshmend, Tarek Shirazi

After a rocky path filled with many cliffhangers in his storied career, Sylvester Stallone finally drew first blood as a designer with this over the top writing instrument by Montegrappa. The pen is called Chaos, and it looks sharp enough to be a Rambo weapon, if the assassin were into such things as skulls and cobras.

Love it or hate it? You be the Judge, but be forewarned you need a lot of expendable (tango and) cash to buy one. Whatever you do, don't laugh at it or Sly's mom will shoot.

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School is almost here. Are you looking for a fun way to waste time while you should be studying? You need the Spyro Gyro Motorized Stylus from the NeatoShop.   The Spyro Gyro comes complete with 5 different color pen tips, and 3 interchangeable patterns.  It’s the perfect way to waste hours upon hours of valuable study time.

Be sure to check out the NeatoShop for more entertaining Back to School items!

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Fan-tastic Daisy Fan Pen – $4.95

Back to school is just around the corner.  Are you armed with a fantastic pen?  You need the Fan-tastic Daisy Fan Pen from the NeatoShop.  This great little pen has a wind-up fan shaped like a cheerful daisy.

Be sure to check out the NeatoShop for more Back to School fun!

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LEGO Star Wars Pen – $7.95

Back to school is nearly here.  Have you found that perfect pen?  You need the LEGO Star Wars Pen from the NeatoShop.  This fabulous little writing tool comes with interchangeable parts for minutes, possibly hours, of entertainment.

LEGO Star Wars Pens are sold individually. It is available in 8 different LEGO Star Wars Characters. Collect them all!

Be sure to check out the NeatoShop for more awesome Back to School items.

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Hand Tool Pen – $3.95

Back to school is just around the corner. Have you equipped yourself with all the proper tools? No?  Well, you need to head on over to the NeatoShop and get yourself some Hand Tool Pens!  Don’t delay this project! Essential back to school planning is the key to having a constructive year.

Pens sold individually.  Pens come in hammer, screw, and screwdriver shapes.

Be sure to check out the NeatoShop for more great Pens & Pencils!

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Sneaker Pen Case – $5.95

Does your favorite pen keep walking off?  You need the Sneaker Pen Case from the NeatoShop.  This canvas pen case shaped like a shoe will keep all your pens tidy and safe.  Don’t run back to school without one.

The Sneaker Pen Case is available in black, pink, and red.

Be sure to check out the NeatoShop for more great Back to School items.

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Snifty Scented Pen – $1.95

Going back to school stinks, but your pen sure smells great!  Make writing fun again with the Snifty Pen from the NeatoShop.   This retractable ballpoint pen comes in a wide variety of scents.  With fragrances like pizza and soda pop it’s like having a junk food party in your backpack.

Beware! This is a pen your friends are going to want to steal!

Be sure to check out the Neatoshop for more great Back to School items!

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Attention Doctor Who fans!  Behold the Doctor Who TARDIS Floating Pen from the NeatoShop.   The pen features an awesome 3D floating TARDIS.  This is one pen you won’t be letting your friends borrow.

Be sure to check out the NeatoShop for more fabulous Doctor Who items!

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Father’s Day is Sunday.  This is a time when we pay tribute to Dad and his giving spirit.  In honor of this joyous event we present to you the Pull My Finger Pen from the NeatoShop. We think Dear Old Dad will find this farting, finger shaped pen to be a real gas!

Be sure to check out the NeatoShop for more fantastic Gag Gifts & Pranks!

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Are you looking for a fun and practical graduation gift for your favorite grad?  You need the Number 2 Set Acme Pen and Pencil from the NeatoShop.  This fabulous little combination was designed by Adrian Olabuenaga.  The set includes a retractable pen and mechanical pencil shaped like the classic Number 2 wooden pencil and comes in a box that looks like a school composition book.  This is not your average pen set!  This is a gift the grad will treasure for years to come.

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Do you long to be a secret agent? Sorry we can’t make that happen, but we can help you pretend! You just need to get yourself the Ultraviolet Spy Pen from the NeatoShop.

With the fabulous Ultraviolet Spy Pen you can write all the secret grocery lists your heart desires.  No one ever needs to know you are dealing with that slight constipation problem. Yippee for invisible ink!

Be sure to check out the NeatoShop for more amazingly Geeky Gifts!

Graduation Pen – $2.95

Is your favorite student about to graduate? They need the Graduation Pen from the NeatoShop.  The Graduation Pen might come in handy when they have to start writing all those checks to that student loan corporation.  Yikes!!  When exactly did tuition start getting so high?

Be sure to check out all the neat Pens & Pencils available at the NeatoShop!

Are you looking for a fun graduation present for your favorite Art Major?  You need the Brush Acme Pen from the NeatoShop.  This gift is a stroke of genius!

Be sure to check out all the fabulous Pens & Pencils available at the NeatoShop!

Metal Pen with Level and Screwdriver – $14.95

Are you looking for a fun gift for your favorite graduate? Get them the Metal Pen with Level and Scredriver from the NeatoShop!  This is the gift that all others can be measured by.  It will help your grad stay level headed in all kinds of screwy situations.

Be sure to check out all the cool Pens & Pencils available at the NeatoShop!

Czech President Václav Klaus really, really liked a pen put in front of him during his official visit to Chile. Check out his smooooth moves in palming the pen. No one will notice … : Hit play or go to Link [YouTube]

Rocket Pen Titan – $8.95

It’s a rocket! It’s a pen! No it’s Rocket Pen Titan from the NeatoShop!

Rocket Pen Titan is there for you when you need a break from overwhelming paperwork.  Bad work day be gone! It is time to count down and blast off to your fun zone.

Be sure you check out the NeatoShop for more fun-tastic Pens & Pencils!

Eating at your desk again? At least have a little fun if you have to eat while you work with these playful set of utensils: the Dine Ink Pen Utensil Set ($8.95) from the NeatoShop is a set of fork, knife and spoon shaped like pen caps. Yes, they’re real pens – and yes, you can really use them as utensils.

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This is a dog eat dog world. Long gone are the days of you scratch my back and I will scratch your back.

Not to worry, the NeatoShop has your back!  With the Backscratcher Pen you can scratch you own back.

With the Backscratcher Pen from the NeatoShop you can revel in your new found freedom from itchiness.  You are independent, strong, and satisfied.

Be sure to check out the NeatoShop for more pen craziness!

Snifty Scented Pen – $1.95

Is all the joy being slowly sucked from your life?  Well, the Snifty Scented Pen from the NeatoShop is here to put a little fun back in your day.  Nothing says I am desperately clinging onto the happiness of my youth like a pizza smelling pen.  Oh, pizza smell how you bring me back to elementary school!

Be sure to check out the NeatoShop for more pen-tastic fun!

Attention Doctor Who fans! Behold The Tenth Doctor’s Sonic Screwdriver now available at the NeatoShop.  Yes, this faithful replica is also a pen that can write with both black ink and UV ink. You know you want it!

Be sure to check out the NeatoShop for more Doctor Who fun.

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You are an optimist who is not afraid to walk on the wild side of life. The Squirt Gun Pen from the NeatoShop was made for you.  Just remember it isn’t always wise to squirt your boss in the face with water.  You might also want to avoid doing this to co-workers who are significantly larger than you.

Be sure to check out all the fabulous pens available at the NeatoShop.

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The pen is mightier than the sword, especially when it’s made of a bullet. Behold, the Bullet Pen by Dorian Creations:

Dorian Creations Bullet Puns have clips in the shapes of rifles and are sometimes adorned with camo paint, but that’s not where the gunpowder stops. Each pen is crafted from a real life bullet. Not an artist’s representation of a bullet, a dyed in the wool, could-kill-someone .308 Winchester rifle round. Now you can – quite literally – seal the deal with a bullet.

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Jotting down your brilliant ideas is even more fun with these floati pens by our friends Gama-Go. The retro-classic pens feature floating Yeti Kong, giant squid, and even a UFO flying over a burning city.

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From the NeatoShop‘s neat selection of Back-to-School stuff, here’s the Glow-in-the-Dark Eyeball Pen ($2.95 – cheap!)

Tired of people "borrowing" your pen all the time? Well, give ‘em a little shock with these subversively funny pens. Each of them are printed with fake but very funny company names and tag lines, such as:

• Springfield Sexual Addiction Center
  From PERV to PERFECT in as little as 10 days. Curbing your enthusiasm since 1998
• Shecky The Clown
  Bar Mitzvahs, Weddings, Interventions. Don’t forget Shecky’s dog Arlene, a little extra but worth it.
• Electrolysis Is Us
  The first name in unwanted hair removal. Specializing in those hard-to-reach areas
• Dr. Lance Hughes, Proctology
  Turn your head and cough, 301 South Main (please use rear entrance)

Part of Neatorama’s Christmas Special (purchase of each product will get you a Free Mystery Bonus). Perfect for stocking stuffers. Get ‘em while you still can: Link

Here’s a new and gruesomely nifty sticky notepad and pen combo over at the Neatorama Shop: Murder Ink. For just $7.95, it’s a neat stocking stuffer for Christmas!

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PS This Christmas season, be sure to shop early. I know that a lot of stores (ourselves included) have trouble keeping some hot stuff in stock.

A lot of manufacturers were stuck with a lot of unsold items last Christmas due to the economy, and they had underestimated the demand this time around. Add to this container shipping woes and incredibly strict importing standards (thanks Federal stimulus!), and we have a retailer’s nightmare. So, if you see something you’d like, don’t wait and get it now

Urlesque blog has a selection of some of the neatest pen spinning tricks ever posted to YouTube. And to think that all I can do to my pen now is chew its end! Link