I think I have restless leg syndrome. I'm trying to sleep but my leg bought a Harley and took off to "find out what America really IS, man."— John Moe (@johnmoe) August 22, 2010...
https://www.neatorama.com/twaggies/2013/03/03/restless-leg-cartoon/The best thing about being single is sleeping around. You can sleep all over that lonely bed of yours. Left, right, middle, whatever. @Paxochka...
https://www.neatorama.com/twaggies/2011/12/27/no-597-resila/Why are these Facebook status updates so much more interesting than usual? Oh, because this isn't Facebook—it's a mattress label. My bad. - @derekasaurus...
https://www.neatorama.com/twaggies/2010/11/10/no-117-derekasaurus/I'm a grown man, and I'll eat as many pudding cups secretly in the garage as I want.— Dr. Twittenheimer (@DrTwittenheimer) June 16, 2010...
https://www.neatorama.com/twaggies/2010/11/08/pudding-cartoon/Brunch is the slutty sister of Breakfast. She wakes up late, boozes it up & slathers herself in Hollandaise. A hot mess! - @MoRocca...
https://www.neatorama.com/twaggies/2010/10/17/no-101-morocca/Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until they open their mouth. - @MarkSoFla...
https://www.neatorama.com/twaggies/2010/10/14/no-100-marksofla/
