
Eye Clock – $34.95
Do you have trouble telling time? Well, this adorable Eye Clock from the NeatoShop is not for you! This super fun Eye Clock is only for people who are actually proficient at telling time.
We are sorry that you suck at telling time. Maybe you just need more practice. Please don’t be sad. No one is good at everything. Everyone know that telling time can be pretty tricky.
Be sure to check out all the awesome Clocks & Timers available at the NeatoShop! Many of the Clocks & Timers are surprisingly simple to read.
The uncanny valley is about to get creepier, thanks to this realistic-looking animatronic eye developed by Dan Thomson of Visionary Effects. Will this be used for movie effects, Disneyland presidents, artificial girlfriends, or working robots? Maybe all of those things! -via Laughing Squid
There’s no better back-to-school gift for your beloved know-it-all than this all-seeing oracle eyeball pen (yes, the tip of the pen looks like a hand holding an eyeball)
From the NeatoShop‘s neat selection of Back-to-School stuff, here’s the Glow-in-the-Dark Eyeball Pen ($2.95 – cheap!)
O.M.G. A Texas death row inmate with a history of mental problem pulled his eyeball and then ate it!
Before his trial (of which he was convicted and sentenced to death), he had pulled out an eyeball (but didn’t eat it). The judge had declared him mentally fit for trial:
A death-row officer at the Polunsky Unit of the Texas Department of Criminal Justice found Thomas in his cell with blood on his face and took him to the infirmary.
"Thomas said he pulled out his eye and subsequently ingested it," agency spokesman Jason Clark said Friday.
Thomas was treated at East Texas Medical Center in Tyler after the Dec. 9 incident. Then he was transferred and remains at the Jester Unit, a prison psychiatric facility near Richmond southwest of Houston.
"He will finally be able to receive the mental health care that we had wanted and begged for from day 1," Bobbie Peterson-Cate, Thomas’ trial attorney, told the Sherman Herald Democrat. "He is insane and mentally ill. It is exactly the same reason he pulled out the last one."

